'American Idol' brackets
Posted: Thursday, March 15, 2007 9:08 AM by Gael Fashingbauer Cooper
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I posted last night about how "American Idol" can be compared to the NCAA tourney brackets, but let's take that a little further. If the "Idol" contestants were going head-to-head in individual matchups, who would be the Cinderella, and who'd be an upset victim? Here's my take.
Say this all began before Brandon's elimination. Here's how your singers are seeded; obviously, you may disagree with some of the rankings, but it's as good a guess as any.
#1: Melinda
#2: LaKisha
#3: Jordin
#4: Stephanie
#5: Gina
#6: Chris Sligh
#7: Blake
#8: Chris Richardson
#9: Phil
#10: Haley
#11: Sanjaya
#12: Brandon
First round: #1 Melinda faces off against #12 Brandon, and her powerhouse voice blows away the background singer. #2 LaKisha takes on #11 Sanjaya, and all the fan bases and "Vote for the Worst" campaigns in the world can't save him there.
#3 Jordin takes on #10 Haley, and this could be a Cinderella upset. Jordin is amazing for a teen, and Haley's had her problems, but she's moving up fast. Give this one to Haley just to shake things up.
#9 Phil takes on #4 Stephanie, and it's not that much of a contest, Stephanie wins. But #5 matchups are legendarily troubled, and Gina struggles and finally gets eliminated against #8 Chris Richardson.
That leaves a battle of the boys: #6 Chris Sligh vs. #7 Blake. Chris's fans (who call themselves "Fro Patrol," after his bushy hair and Taylor Hicks' Soul Patrol) turn out in force, but it's Blake who moves on, in an extremely close contest.
FIRST-ROUND SUMMARY:
ADVANCING: Melinda, LaKisha, Haley, Stephanie, Chris Richardson, Blake
BYE-BYE: Brandon, Sanjaya, Jordin, Phil, Gina, Chris Sligh
SECOND ROUND
Lowest-ranked Haley takes on Melinda, and it's still really no contest; Melinda wins.
Second-lowest-ranked Chris Richardson battles LaKisha, but she, too, glides into the final three.
In the most interesting battle of the round, #4 Stephanie takes on #7 Blake. Let's call this one for the Cinderella team: Blake's beatboxing (judiciously used, of course) and originality helps him pull out a shocker of a win over the talented Stephanie.
SECOND-ROUND SUMMARY:
ADVANCING: Melinda, LaKisha, Blake
BYE-BYE: Haley, Chris Richardson, Stephanie
THIRD ROUND
Three singers are left, so top-ranked Melinda gets a bye. It doesn't really matter, because Blake has gone as far as he can go. He loses to LaKisha, and it's really not even close.
THIRD-ROUND SUMMARY:
ADVANCING: Melinda, LaKisha
BYE-BYE: Blake
CHAMPIONSHIP
It doesn't always happen in the NCAA, but it happens here in our fantasyland: The two top-ranked singers meet in the finals, LaKisha vs. Melinda, mano a mano. In the closest finale since the Clay-Ruben contest that's still being debated fiercely, Melinda draws on the maturity and experience she's developed through the competition and pulls out a victory.
Melinda Doolittle is your NCAA champion -- I mean, "American Idol."
Well, that's ONE way it could go. What are your scenarios?