Thank you, Kurt Vonnegut
Posted: Thursday, April 12, 2007 11:06 AM by Gael Fashingbauer Cooper
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The most shocking thing about losing Kurt Vonnegut was realizing he was already 84. Something about that shock of curly hair, the mischievious face, and above all, the accessibility of his writing made him seem forever thirtysomething. We thought we'd have him around forever, that he'd somehow managed to pull a Billy Pilgrim and come unstuck in time.
I remember discovering Vonnegut novels in my Catholic high-school library and sitting on the floor of the fiction room to read them. You weren't supposed to sit in the fiction room -- who knows why? -- but if you slumped below the windows, no one would see you, and you could read as long as you liked. Vonnegut's novels were lively and smart, and even if you weren't reading them in a place you weren't supposed to be, it felt like you were getting away with something just by knowing about them.
But my best Vonnegut story is this. In college, a good friend was as addicted to Vonnegut as some people are to chocolate or exercise. He put himself through school working at a grocery store, and even when working the cash register or bagging purchases, he'd always have a novel, usually the masterpiece "Slaughterhouse-Five," tucked in his pocket.
It may have been so he could read in those precious minutes in the break room, surrounded by fruit crates and vending machines, but it also seemed as if he was a Vonnegut salesman in the same way some people sell Avon or Amway. Talk to him for just a few minutes and you'd know he adored Vonnegut's books, and it'd be tough to get away from him without feeling that you had to do the same. I wonder sometimes how many polite, but ultimately disinterested customers came in to buy apples or Comet and left with a little lecture on the wonders of "Slaughterhouse-Five."
This same friend dressed up at Billy Pilgrim for a Halloween party one year, complete with a Tralfamadorian made from a toilet plunger. (Tralfamadorians were the aliens who abduct and educate Billy in the book.) The Tralfamadorian was really impressive for a homemade costume prop, but I was still surprised to learn that the friend had later sent the Tralfamadorian to Vonnegut himself.
You might think that someone as famous as Vonnegut would have a bodyguard screening his mail, blowing up awkwardly shaped packages from unknown fans. But apparently not, because later on, when an interview with Vonnegut was published in a magazine or newspaper, a photo of him in his home accompanied the article. And in the background of the photo? My friend's Tralfamadorian, in a place of honor.
This led, somehow, to the two, great fan and great author, striking up a regular writing correspondence. It seems so unreal, somehow, that a man that famous would regularly write to an unknown. You wouldn't expect Brad Pitt to do this kind of thing. But words were Vonnegut's life, and so perhaps he saw in my friend's letters a kindred spirit. I don't know what the letters said -- it didn't seem right to ask -- but the very idea that they carried on a correspondence seemed absolutely perfect to those of us who remember those grocery-store days.
In "Slaughterhouse-Five," Vonnegut drew a headstone that was marked "Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt." He knew better than many of us that life was never like that, and that if it was, we would all be lost. Fellow author Gore Vidal said of Vonnegut "He was sort of like nobody else," noting that other World War II-influenced writers chose the straight, realistic path, whereas Vonnegut reached for the imaginative stars. "Kurt was never dull," Vidal said. Never dull, and if my friend's experience is any example, never the kind of author who forgot his readers.
VONNEGUT LINKS:
• Sullivan: Vonnegut made this ridiculous life bearable
• The New York Times' collected reviews of some of Vonnegut's books
• The Vonnegut Web: Amazing collection of everything related to the author
• Vonnegut had nothing to do with the famed "Sunscreen" graduation-address column, but he did deliver others, which you can read here