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'Housewives' wraps season with juicy finale

Posted: Sunday, May 20, 2007 7:35 PM by Gael Fashingbauer Cooper
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Spoilers for "Desperate Housewives" finale lurking ahead. Consider yourself warned.

"Desperate Housewives" wrapped its third season up with an old-fashioned, juicy, pull out all the stops finale Sunday night, and fans who weren't so sure about recent episodes finally received their reward. This show was up there with a good old "Dallas" episode -- two weddings, a fake baby, a suicide, and a wrenching toxic mom/cancer subplot. The results were electrifying, leaving fans with plenty to chew over as they wait all summer for the show to return. This episode finally was a return to the soapy drama of season one, and it was about time.

Start with the biggest plot twist, the one the writers appropriately saved for the end. If you saw that one coming, you're more of a psychic than most. Edie was hiding the fact that she was taking birth control pills, despite knowing that Carlos desperately wanted a child. He found out just before the emotional experience of attending Gaby's wedding reception, and perhaps that pushed him to tell Edie it was over between them. Instead of the usual "Housewives" back and forth of forgiving and forgetting and breaking up and getting back together, Edie went home, wrote a note to Carlos, and apparently hung herself.

Not only was the apparent death stunning (is there any chance Carlos could find her in time?), it reached back to the series pilot, in which another housewife, Mary Alice Young, killed herself. And while we didn't know Mary Alice when she killed herself, viewers have come to know Edie. She's often been the comic relief, the entertaining blonde who never received enough lines of her own. She's come into her own lately, and to see this often wise-cracking woman brought to the ultimate despair was all the more horrifying because viewers knew her so well.

Edie's trouble was just one of the plot lines that will keep viewers chatting. Bree returned, as Marcia Cross made an appearance after taking time off to give birth to twins. Yet she shocked her friends by showing up with an apparent pregnancy of her own. Smart viewers knew right away that it was a pregnancy pad, and Bree was faking her pregnancy so that when unwed daughter Danielle has her baby, Bree can pass the child off as her own, but watching the deception was enthralling.

And what would a soap opera finale be without a wedding? "Housewives" offered up two: An elaborate, well-attended ceremony for Gaby and Victor, and an intimate, moonlight wedding for Susan and Mike. Both weddings advanced their respective plots as well. Gaby discovered that Victor was probably using her to court the Latino vote in a planned race for governor, while Susan, for once, saw one of her crazy schemes turn out even better than she planned. She surprised Mike with a secret wedding, and it was every bit as beautiful and meaningful as her elaborate bridezilla ceremony would have been wrong.

As for the other housewife, Lynette's plot may not be as headline-grabbing, but it was doubly wrenching. The mom of four (plus Kayla) does indeed have Hodgkin's lymphoma, and who should show up but her bossy mother, Stella? Stella's had her own cancer bout in the past, as well as her own experience with infidelity, and she was quick to throw both in Lynette's face once Kayla spilled the beans about Chef Rick. Lynette ordered her mother out, but her mother cowed her with a depressingly realistic speech about how the cancer would wipe her out, and she would could either fight her mother, or the disease.

"Desperate Housewives" lost a lot of viewers with the second season's Applewhite murder plot, but if those viewers returned to give season three a shot, they were rewarded handsomely with the drama of Sunday's finale. How long till the show returns in September?

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My thoughts on next season: Gaby will be pregnant, but with Carlos's baby. When it is born, it will reignite Gaby and Carlos because he will know it is his. Bree's daughter will run away from the "home for unwed mothers" and create havoc next year. Bree will find herself pregnant in real life and her due date will be too close to the birth of her grandchild so it will throw a wrench into her plan. Next year, Mike and Susan will be the "normal" family like Tom and Lynette used to be. With just a few bumps along the way. We will learn more about Lynette through her mom and their relationship. We will walk through her treatment with her. (I hope they do it realistically) We will watch her have to give up stop being so controlling. We will see Tom step up and be the man he has always secretly wanted to be, but gave up to have Lynette in his life. Edie (poor, poor Edie) will take the place of Mary Alice as the voiceover and will show up in flashbacks. It will make the other "Housewives" realize how they mistreated Edie. (Even thought she slept with almost everyone's husband.)Edie will be made to look much better in death than she was in life. (Isn't that the way it always is?)
Hhhmmmm....what if...Gaby finds herself pregnant ...not knowing if it is Victor's or a baby Carlos! We do not know how far that encounter went! Hhmmm. Edie will somehow be saved and Carlos will be remorseful feeling the guilt of her actions. But what if he finds he has a baby with Gaby? Hhhmmm....
I doubt that Carlos shows up and drives Edie anywhere. He looked pretty wasted. He drank like two bottles of champagne and anyway, he's with Gaby.
I don't think Edie will succeed in killing herself. The silk scarf she wore around her neck wouldn't be strong enough to hold her body weight long enough. (If she does die, won't it be a hoot to listen to Mary Alice and Edie narrating together from beyond.) And hell hath no fury like an angry Gaby. Victor better watch out!
If you remember, it was Edie's nephew who got Danielle pregnant and he is white. So the baby will obviously be white. As for Edie's death, it was a big shocker, but I believe her time on the show has come and she really is dead. It was a great finale and I can't wait for what's in store for the fall!
Finally!!! Something to look forward to! Being a fan of Knots Landing and Dynasty I have missed a show at night with a good cliffhanger for a season finale.(As corny as those shows sometime were!) People want the "good/right stuff to happen...meaning Susan and Mike to marry, Edie out of the picture, Carlos and Gabby together, Lynette to be healthy with her family. We rarely get Fairlytale endings anymore in television. This was as close as you are going to get by todays standards!!!! Good job DH!!!
Edie is not a real Desperate Housewife.(Just look at all the advertisement she's usually never included) What more can they write for her! She's just a blond with big boobs who sleeps with everyone's ex-husbands/boyfriends. Her story has run long enough. She's boring & haggard looking anyways.
Gaby can't have children anymore. Remember the fact she needed a surrogate? I'm glad they are back together and I love Lynnette's character. I wish she would have had an affair.
I can't wait 'til next season. I doubt if Edie is dead. It's too obvious. It could be some extra person whose character isn't needed. I think Carlos and Gabby belong together - not Edie. I was hoping to see an affair between Lynette and Rick, but hate the fact they threw an illness in the story. I hope the next season will keep our interest sparked.
I honestly though Gabby couldn't have any children anymore after her misscarriage in season 2(?) I thought that is what the Doctor told she and Carlos.
Andrew needs a boyfriend next season! What ever became of the neighbor with her dead husband in the freezer?
Edie won't die, Gaby will FINALLY be pregnant with the child Carlos wants, but Victor will threaten Gaby with killing Carlos if she tries to leave him. So the baby will pass for Victor's for a while. There is a very good chance that Danielle's baby will be mixed-race bc she was JUST with Matthew and she does sleep around a lot. I love the soap stuff, but thank you writers for Lynette and having a least one realistic storyline. It's actually the best one.
Finnally someone who remembered that Victor has some seeding friends on his payroll. He and his father are definately involved with "mob-ish" people. It won't be that easy for Gabby to get out from under his control. I think she has met her match there. She probably is pregnant with Carlos' baby but won't be unable to let him know it is his because Victor will threaten his life if she does. Even if the baby shows more latino than anything else, they will just say it takes after her. Edie may just be "day dreaming" about killing herself and Carlos coming to her rescue. She may also come back as the new narrator. As for Bree, When Danielle returns home she sure has blackmail leverage now doesn't she? (How would you like the neighbors to find out the truth mom?)
Andrew will seduce Lynette's husband. Gaby will be pregnant with Carlos' baby. The old lady neighbor hanged herself after losing the dead husband's body.
Hello! you people claim to watch the show but don't make any sense!!! the applewhite kid was gone WAY before danielle discovered the pregnancy!!!!! It's obviously Carlos' baby. He wanted one so bad!
If I remember correctly, Gaby couldn't have babies after she miscarried with the Applegate kid nearly assaulted her. So I don't see how it would be possible for her to become pregnant. And I must agree, scarfs aren't that strong, I'm sure it'll break, leaving Edie tumbling to the ground and more embarrassed than anything. It's going to be a long summer until the return!
Need some help here - first, isn't it possible that Danielle's baby is her ex-love(r) - her teacher? Also, I missed a few episodes (a new mom myself) - how did they explain Austin leaving? I saw him ride away on his motorcycle b/c Orson scared him away but didn't Julie forgive him before he found out Danielle was pregnant.
I am hoping that Gaby plays it cool....becomes the "perfect public wife" and then GIVES IT TO HIM right when he's about to make it in the Governor's race....right in front of everyone!!! lol
I loved the whole finale. It was fast paced, did not feel forced, Bree coming back was a nice surprise (I don't watch "previews" anymore as I want to be surprised) as was her flowing hair (don't loosen her up too much), Gabrielle's wedding actually going through and then overhearing Victor's conversation with his father was priceless (and did she look gorgeous in her wedding gown or what). The show really went back to its dark comedy/drama roots by casting Polly Bergin as Lynnette's vile mom. Every line out of her mouth topped Orson's mom's in every respect. And the last scene was classic "DW" as it was shocking (but not totally out of left field), left you wanting to know more, and reminded the viewer that this show excels when it tries to be more than a night time serial. I had come to accept that the show could not reach its apex again, but boy was I wrong. Bring on season 4.
I read on the boards that Edie is indeed dead...She didn't sign a new contract...I too would like Gaby and Carlos to find each other again....and be with child....Good for Mike and Susan...It's about time....Lynette...her mother is something else....lol...feel sorry for her having to deal with cancer and her mother at the same time...but they will make it....I'm sure
It is possible for the baby to be biracial - she was with the Applewhite kid, as well as her hispanic teacher. I don't think Edie is dead, something will happen. And I hope Gaby comes back pregnant after the thing with Carlos.
I think that Edie will not be coming back next season. But it was nice to see Susan and Mike happy,and what a breath of fresh air to see Bree. She is still covering for her family, she has to keep her perfect image.(Gotta love her) Linnette will fight the cancer, it will be interesting to see the housewives reaction, when she finally tells them that she has cancer. Gabby, i am so not worried, she is going to chew him up and spit him out. He will be so sorry for what he has done. She is just to spunky for that. Yup, next season should be good, just hope they keep it good!!!!
Love this show!!! I think, Gaby and Carlos will secretly be reunited. She will make her husband pay to keep her. Edie will survive and Carlos will feel responsible for her. All of Bree's family secrets will be exposed prior to her daughters delivery, which will go up for adoption. Lynette and Tom will live happily ever after minus mom in law, plus a new addition (possibly another love child). And finally Susan and Mike will be blissfully happy and will adopt a baby that will turn out to be Bree's daughter's child.
Is Nicollete Sheriden's contract up for renewal? If so, might the outcome of whether Edie lives or dies depend on ABC's ability to re-sign her?
Love, Love, Love - Best yet Can't wait til next season.
let me chime in. i think Edie's character is gone. i think that they have done about all they can do w/this character (esp this season). i think it makes a lot of sense to get rid of her but the only question is that if Edie leaves, who will be there to give susan hell? her life is practically perfect now.... in terms of Gabby and Carlos getting back together, this is definitely going to happen. we have already seen the foreshadowing.. his jealousy of her post marriage relationships, her jealousy of Edie, and finally the make out session at her own wedding! they are meant to be together. bree's plotline is so predictable. but it still remains to be discovered that Orson is the reason Mike was hospitalized... Lynette is magnificent at playing this cancer patient role. although we all hate to see this happen to a character like that, she will play this role better than anyone on the show ever could because she is such a strong actor. i am excited to see how this plotline adds to the "dramedy" effect that the show eludes.
Please bring Gaby and Carlos back together - kid and all.... I have never stopped loving or lost interest in DH ... We really need a show like this. Can't wait for next season.
It was Edie for sure when the showed her feet as she was standing on the chair...there was a hump on her right foot...disgusting. I seen that hump in earlier episodes and no way can I miss that...can't wait to see what's gonna happen next season...until then
Ok people, lets keep it real - Danielle had already exposed her own reputation as being a little 'easy' - so whose to say that the only possible baby daddy is Austin - I think people are just offering up the interracial thing because that would make the plot thicken as far as how Bree would get herself out of that little lie. And as for Edie, I would highly doubt that the writers would write her off at this stage - there is still a whole lot to be done with her character... we will just have to wait and see!
Ok, Carlos can NOT rais Edie's son since the kid has a father. Danielle's baby is Ausin's baby and he is white. The whole Bree pregnancy thing has to be the dumbest storyline since that pathetic Applewhite crap. It was Edie who "hung" herself and no one else. It was Victor's dad not "political friend" that he was talking to. Oh, and Gaby can not get pregnant that was why they had the surogate last year. Did anyone watch this show?
I hope Edie is not dead!
I have watched Deperate Housewives from the beginning. I've never missed an episode, not even the re-runs. Imagine my disappointment when I woke up this morning and realized I had missed the season finale.' I think Gaby will cause a great big scandal which will be the downfall of her marriage. Edie will not die and Carlos will stand by her side while Gaby tries to win him back. Mike & Susan deserve to live happily ever after. Susan needs some excitement in her life. Hers is the true drab lifestyle of the typical stay-at-home mom. (Having been one myself I can say this.)Bree will realilze what a nutcase she is married to and will try to get out of his control but he won't want to let her go.
I think that Gabby's revenge will be to divorce Victor, let all the Latino voters know what he called her "stupid woman" and she will run against him and win.
One, thank God they're doing something with Edie. If she isn't competitive or edgy, she's dull. In fact a horrible actress when it comes to mushy stuff. I totally agree that danielles baby should be a minority... and Gaby CANNOT go anywhere except back into carlos' arms. They are my fave couple. And when is Julie going to get with Andrew and wreak HAVOC!!!
I think Edie is dead. She has always been a peripheral character in the show and something had to catalyst the reunion between Carlos and Gaby. It's apparent that Carlos really didn't have feelings for Edie even though she clearly had feeling for him. Gaby overhearing Victor after the wedding doesn't really make me feel sorry for her. We could all see he was a jerk...the rebuking her in public and private, the comment about being a stupid woman. Obviously, Gaby was enthralled with the glamour of being married to the Mayor rather than following her heart and common sense. The most heartwrenching moment, though, was Lynette's confrontation with her mother and the still-fresh wound of her emotional involvement with Rick. Tom is a whiny pansy and his need to 'prove' himself the past three seasons has pushed Lynette into the arms of someone who just accepted her and himself the way they were...and of course, Tom will continue to whine about the Rick thing and resent Lynette. I think there will be some big issues there...especially with Kayla getting more and more manipulative!
Edie somehow gets saved, Danielle has Austin's baby, everyone will find out that "Bree's" baby is really Edie's great niece/nephew, and then there will be a big custody battle over the baby. Edie "wins" the baby and then Carlos will want to be with her again.
Edie somehow gets saved, Danielle has Austin's baby, everyone will find out that "Bree's" baby is really Edie's great niece/nephew, and then there will be a big custody battle over the baby. Edie "wins" the baby and then Carlos will want to be with her again.
How can anyone not think Tom is a hottie??? He has been a hottie since his Melrose Place days....Yummo!!
I think that little paperboy came back and staged her suicide, he killed her off because she didn't pay him for the paper. Ok, maybe not but the entire idea of Bree with the Interacial child is plausable but also done already with the mix up of Carlos and Gaby's child. Edie had to be the one that did it, they wouldn't have shown her face anyways, it would have been bad TV. We'll start off the season with a Funeral (Like the Second season) and Carlos feeling guilty and running to the arms of Gaby who is plotting sweet revenge on Lang. I'm already disliking Polly Bergon's character - Tom is going to run off and have an affair now. Can't wait for September!
Bring Edie back!! I really liked her. She was always very much upfront as to who she was - what you see is what you get - Carlos should've known that. Gaby realizes the mistake she made leaving Carlos but,is not so easy for them to get back together now..or is it?...hmmmm. Bree as always, has something up her "sleeve". Susan finally gets her man and maybe stops whining. And, Lynette stops being the "man of the house". But, that would be too boring. I am looking forward to watching next season. Just bring Edie back!!
I think Victor will get his goons to go after Carlos (like he did when the police officer gave Gabby a ticket). Victor will start abusing his power as mayor and maybe even have Carlos (or Gabby) arrested on some bogus charge. (That's if he finds out about them anyway). Victor cares alot about his image and he will do whatever it takes to protect that I think. Mike and Susan are adorable. Bree's plan will backfire. The child might be the Applewhite's. Who really knows who the father is? Danielle is a slut so we have to wait and see. Edie is or isn't dead. Rick was gorgeous and I hope he comes back somehow (maybe he can be Gabby's new gardener). HOT!!! Marc Cherry is an awesome director.
danielles baby isnt interracial.. even though she slept with the teacher and the applewhite boy.. because in our tv time might be a few weeks, desperate housewifes time is a few months... if it was one of their babies she would have been pregnant before austin came.. even though it might have been a 2 or 3 episode difference.. in their time its a few months... because it was months inbetween that she slept with those men..it is austins baby... but something might happen that the truth will come out that its not brees baby, such as the baby being sick, or austin needs blood and the baby can save it somehow.. and danielle might have been a little bigger than brees pad, but brees husband said its time to get the bigger pad... bree was gone for 5 months desperate housewives time.. even though it was 3 weeks our time.. its austins n no one elses.. gaby is a stong smart woman, and when crossed she gets revenge.. and she will get revenge on victor and his dad for wanting her to be the latino vote.. possibly having a hidden mic on while they are somewhere and the audience hears how he confesses that he used her for the vote?? and leave him and he will have no future in politics anymore.. i dont know but for sure her and carlos will be happily ever after again.. edie not sure, i hope she is saved or something. she was funny.. she was a stong independent woman that wanted to be loved and accepted, but carlos affected her, and her mother in the beginning kind have told that something would happen to her.. she might be dead, but i hope not, she was fun on the show.. susan finally has a normal life... FINALLY!!!! lynette will be cured!!! hopefully.. i love her!! she has all those kids, she cant die!!!! but kayla needs to stop being so hateful to lynette and realize her real mom is dead, and she should be nice to lynette because she is the closest thing she has to a mom now..
oh gosh who knows? i has stopped watching the show for a while; not that it was bad or anything; but i recently got directv; and have been watching alot of lifetime or hallmark. i did however watch the episode last night; and i certainly hope edie did not kill herself. said often i know; but nobody is worth killing yourself over. i dont know enough about the other characters to comment; but it was good last night. glad mike and susan got married. what is it about the women who live there that are driven to suicide? it would make me think about moving.
Obviously Edie will be fine.. Either Carlos will save her or the scarf will break.. Gaby is preggers with Carlos' baby.. Gaby will want to divorce Victor but he will threaten her if she does OR Carlos will be too involved with a recovering Edie that he won't want Gaby back.. Susan & Mike will live happily ever after with a few snags here and there but that will keep it interesting. Lynette will go through treatment and come out fine and have a great relationship with her mother at the end.. I think the only story they are going to have is with Bree & Danielle.. Danielle will probably threaten to tell that the baby is really hers or she will just come back and be Miss Perfect like Andrew did.. Hopefully Rick will make a comeback sometime next season along with Austin..
The neighbor didn't hang herself after losing her dead husband's body. Lynette asked her to return to baby sit her kids last week. She is the same woman who played on West Wing as the president's secretary in the earlier shows, and she sometimes played God on Joan of Arcadia.
OMG !!! There is a discussion board for Desperate Housewives ? EVERY WEEK ??? You must have to be one to participate ... everyone else HAS A JOB !!! Geez !
Yes, it was Edie. And if you pause on that frame of her feet, they have got to be the hobnobbiest, nastiest feet in Hollywood. Hence the reason why Nicolette Sheridan lost her job -- you can't have ugly feet in Hollywood. Susan and Mike -- sweet but BORING! Now what are they going to do with them? Bree's daughter having a bi-racial baby would be a stretch. There was months in between her sleeping with Edie's nephew and the Applewhite kid. But writers and producers hope viewers are stupid and will forget these things. I won't. Victor -- ooh watch your back man. You are in for some serious payback. I think Gaby and Carlos DID sleep together after the kiss, but a latina baby could be easily explained given her exotic looks. Lots of DNA testing going on next season -- with results just in time for the Governor's race. And if Lynette treated her mom like that at 13, then I'm pulling for mom. Lynette deserves a little tough love in return for thinking she knows it all. I can't wait to see those kids spelling bad words like grandma! Hilarious character!
I doubt anyone else hanged themselves in Edie's bedroom with the letter to Carlos shown sitting next to Edie's pictures??? I'm sure someone will save her or the knot will slip right out of that silk scarf she used. I didn't like her, but would hate to see them kill off someone. Bree's scheme will be found out, but forgiven. Susan will do something to screw up her "happily ever after" and Lynette will bravely beat her Hodgkins disease, driven by her mother. Gabby will either have an affair or get back together with Carlos, depending on what they do with him and Edie.
Edie is manipulative, and a survivor, so I believe she called Carlos or 911 before her apparent suicide attempt, and waited until she heard the door opening before hanging in a non-lethal way. Carlos will fall into her trap and stay with her long enough to be sure she won't try it again. Meanwhile, he and Gaby will have an affair as they are both trapped in relationships that they don't want. Complications will arise when they find out she is pregnant. Mike and Susan may not be legally married! Don't they need two witnesses (the minister doesn't count)? Another possibility is that the minister is a fake, which would invalidate Susan and Gaby's marriages.
AWESOME FINALE!! I love Desperate Housewives. I really hope Eddie isn't dead, she brings humour to the show. I feel badly for Gabby and Eddie too. When Eddie was crying at the wedding it was soo sad. I thought Mike and Susan would never get married! Susan is soo whiny though, shes annoying. I love the plot with Bree pretending to be pregnant. :-)


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