Kids in ads: Why are they so awful?
Posted: Monday, July 02, 2007 11:00 AM by Gael Fashingbauer Cooper
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Commercials are big fans of easy stereotypes, since they usually have less than a minute to get their point across. So moms are inevitably in the kitchen, dads all love sports, every family lives in the suburbs, and kids are almost always horrible smart-mouths. Things my mom would have said to me had I been a TV commercial kid would have included: "Don't be fresh!," "Knock it off, smart alec!" and "Go to your room!" But in commercials, kids' brattiness apparently is considered cute.
We've already mentioned the "IDK, my BFF Jill" ad. Some of you love it, others think that Jill needs to take a chill pill and Mom needs to stop paying for her text-messaging addiction.
I'm also bugged by the annoying V8 ad where the mom is cooing in front of her baby in a stroller. "Mommy's eating a French fry! Yes she is!" she dribbles. Then the baby decks her. Hmm, maybe this is an ad where I hate the mom more than I do the child.
Another ad that makes me want to change the channel every single time (just like those horrible car accident ads) is the one for some cigarette-quitting product. The mom is in the car and her baby in the back is screaming, allowing the mom to deliver a monologue about how awful her life is and how only the cigarette patch stands between her and jumping off a cliff.
Also annoying (and an oldie, apparently, as we've discussed it in past contests) is the Pediasure commercial with the mom and bratty little girl shopping. As the mom muses about things to buy, the little girl pipes up with "I don't like chicken! I don't like broccoli! I don't think I like waffles!" It would take a mom with the patience of a saint not to turn right around and march home and feed that kid a chicken-broccoli waffle.
I'm not sure if it's still running, but there was an ad for Sharpie markers where the mom was carrying a toddler, and every time she went to put him down, the second his feet touched the floor he would start to scream. Apparently it was trying to hype that you could use a Sharpie with one hand while carrying your spoiled kid around with the other.
Update: Readers mentioned an ad I'd blocked out of my mind, but that surely belongs here. It's the paper-towel ad where the kid sprays his mom with orange soda and she retaliates by spraying him with water from the sink sprayer. Unsure who to dislike more in this one -- the kid, who at least seems to be shocked by what he's done, or the mom, who has no excuse. (Watch it here.)
I don't hate kids -- I like 'em fine. I think most of us do. But likeable kids in commercials are few and far between. At least Quizno's has retired that man-voiced Baby Bob, at least for now.
Share your thoughts on kids in commercials, whether bratty or beautiful, in the comments.