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Multi-link Monday: The Impossible Quiz

Posted: Monday, August 27, 2007 6:00 AM by Gael Fashingbauer Cooper
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Another round of Multi-link Monday. Tomorrow we'll announce the TV commercial winner (and loser), so be sure to check back then.

• To dreeeeeam....the impossible dreeeeeam. To taaaaaake...the Impossible Quiiiiiiiiiiz... It may not be impossible for you, but it sure is for me. It's a good day when I can get past the first question! Warning: Takes a while to load, but it's worth it. You only get three lives, but you can start over as many times as you want.

• I've linked to SodaConstructor before, but not in a while. It's a cool site that lets you build goofy, springy models and watch them move all around. Like learning physics without the stress of the tests and the homework.

• Usually I link to pretty light fare in Multi-link Monday, but this is more serious. Vanity Fair has a long article about Arthur Miller's son, Daniel, born with Down Syndrome in 1966, when attitudes were much different than they are now. Daniel was institutionalized for much of his life, and his father seems never to have come to terms with him, but the story has a happy ending in that Daniel is now living with a couple who take care of him.

• Our recent Guilty Pleasures feature included one editor admitting her GP is a Weblog about Baby-Sitters' Club books. That series is too young for me, but I have to share these two Weblogs dissecting the Sweet Valley High series, 1Bruce1 and The DairiBurger. Oh, those gorgeous identical twins, their paradise of a California town, and their so-called "problems."

• Reader-submitted link: Misti sends The Oracle of Starbucks, which she picked up from Slate. "If you type in your regular coffee order it will tell you about yourself," she writes. "Apparently I (venti white chocolate mocha) am clueless, and possibly a stripper." Don't feel bad, Misti -- I tried typing in three different drinks and got the "clueless stripper" comment each and every time. Hmm...

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The Oracle of Starbuck's is funny.  I am "Lame" with my simple order of Grande Iced Latte.  

I read the article on Daniel Miller last week, and it haunted my weekend.  
I put in a made up drink for the Orcale of Starbucks.  The only thing that changes the answer is the size.  :-)
I put grande each time and got Fat, Clueless and Lame for 3 different orders. Funny.
i'm lame too. i thought mint frappes were cool!
I (Grande Double Soy Latte) am apparently a hippie who shops at whole foods, no mention of stripper though
I looked at the Starbuck's thing.  Apparently ordering a hot chocolate also means I'm a clueless stripper.
The only thing impossible I found about the quiz was getting it to load!!!  Exactly how long is "a while", because I think I've been waiting 20 mintues now...
The Oracle doesn't know what a "shot in the dark" is (or redeye, or depth charge, or any other variation I could think of), but it calls ME "lame"?  heh!

So I put "20 oz coffee" and it told me that I shouldn't be in Starbucks.  oddly, I agree: their drip coffee leaves a LOT to be desired
Well, I'm not a stripper, but apparently my friends find me "intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill" me.  And those are my friends? Yikes!  My "Also drinks" is almost spot on though... except the fine crystal is replaced with Solo plastic.
took the impossible quiz - and I can't get past the donkey/horse question.  Any hints??
Don't take the impossible quiz!  The impossible part is removing the virus that it put on my computer, and that Norton can't seem to figure out!
spell horse. i am stuck on 54 you have to "get your laser ready" and i cant do it fast enough.
I'm stuck on #42!!  Any advice??
It's the 42nd 42, I'm stuck on 71
I did the Starbucks Oracle.....I ordered a Vente Cinnamon Dolce with a quad shot of Espresso LOL!!  It said I'm high maintnance..... LOL it should have said bouncing off the walls after that quad shot!
I got to 83 on that quiz but it took me forever.
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