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More on lyrics: Wrapped up like a douche?

Posted: Wednesday, September 12, 2007 5:00 AM by Gael Fashingbauer Cooper
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Steve Miller's line about "the pompatus of love" is far from the only lyric to confuse readers. One of the songs that comes up over and over is "Blinded by the Light," written by Bruce Springsteen, but famously performed by Manfred Mann's Earth Band. You know the confusion: Wrapped up like a douche? Little Early Pearly with his anus curly wurly? A Nutter Butter in the night? Just what the heck was going on in that song, anyway?

Here are the lyrics as Springsteen originally wrote them. Here are the ones Manfred Mann sings. Start with the infamous "douche" line, which, of course, doesn't really mention a feminine-hygiene product at all. The Boss sang, "yeah he was blinded by the light, cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night..." By "deuce" he meant a hot rod, a little deuce coupe, like the Beach Boys sang about.

When Manfred Mann sang the song, they came out with "revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night." Manfred Mann  repeats the lyric many more times than Bruce did, and changes other lyrics too, but most of all, the lyric comes out kinda slurry, hence the "douche/deuce" misunderstanding. The Wikipedia entry on the song notes that some have blamed singer Chris Thompson's New Zealand accent for the misunderstanding, but they're not buying it.

The confusion even extended to the much-simpler "another runner in the night" line. Don't miss the misheard-lyric versions on KissThisGuy.com, which include:
• "Dressed up like a dude, another roller in the night."
• "Wrapped up like a douche, I knew their owner every night."
• "Racked up like a douche, another lover in the night."
• "Wake up like a douche, or a rubber in the night."
• "Torn up like a douche, another stoner in the night."
• "Wrap up the old deuce, a Nutter Butter in the night."
• "Wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night."

The rest of the lyrics, a delightful jumble of stream-of-consciousness, don't exactly clear things up. SongFacts.com hosts some entertaining and heated debate on the issue, too.

Claims one person on SongFacts: " 'Go-Kart Mozart was checkin' out the weather charts, etc.' is somewhat cryptic but translates thus. "checkin' out the weather charts' refers to the song 'Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.' Go-Kart Mozart is the writer of the song, who raced go-karts at that time. The lyric refers to Gordon Lightfoot." Um. OK? So...since Springsteen wrote the song, HE is Go-Kart Mozart, but somehow there's a Lightfoot reference. I'm not following.

Another infamous line is "And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride." The consensus online, as much as anyone can agree online, is that "curly-wurly" means a helicopter, but many people hear that line as "little Early Pearly with his anus curly-wurly," which is just a thought I don't really need to explore, thank you. And some claim "curly-wurly" means a curly hairdo, not a chopper. (Also, in Springsteen's official lyrics, "Early Pearly" is a she, but Manfred Mann changes it to "he," not that it matters.)

The meaning of the song is about as fiercely debated as the lyrics. Wikipedia claims it's about characters Springsteen met while playing small bars on the Jersey Shore. Some say it's really Springsteen's epic diss of the music industry. Other theories include that it's about a kid running away, underage sex, Saint Paul's conversion on the road to Damascus, or hard drugs.

Whatever the meaning, it's darn catchy, and is bound to live forever on the list of "songs we all sing differently." The calliope crashed to the ground, indeed.

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So "Blinded By the Light", released in 1973, references a 1976 song about a 1975 shipwreck? I guess that's why Brucie is the megastar he is. What foresight! When is he going to let the rest of us use the time machine?
Honestly, I have never heard this song, but I don't think I have ever confused lyrics that badly.
I just wanted to comment on how people leave comments about how this was a waste of their time and we should debate about more important things.... Go away! I am at work and bored out of my mind. I've read all of the articles I can on the war and politics and Osama. Let me debate about something ridiculous and entertaining, and if you don't like it go find a thread about global warming or something! Comment about the blog or don't comment at all.
It always makes me happy to know that I was not the only one listening to "Blinded by the Light" wondering why they were singing about douches!!!  I always thought it was "wrapped up like a douche into the runner in the night."  Very confusing to a kid...
I think that's so funny about Steve Miller's lyric.  I always thought he was saying "politics of love" but was to high to get the 'c' out.
In the top ten list of all time unintelligable lyrics: "Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress".
You can always watch the Sprignsteen Storytellers DVD where he sings and explains the song in detail.
Great, now that song is gonna be going thru my head all day...
This is one of my all time favorite road trip songs...gets you in a good mood, makes you laugh when you are in the car with friends, while we all sing different lyrics to this song!
I used to like the Cat Stevens song...

...
The B-String sounding louder
Higher up on the B-String...
...
Thank you! I was driving home two days ago and "Blinded By the Light" came on, which I hadn't heard it in years. But I still had the same problem with the lyrics that you mentioned, and that I always had. I listened as closely as I could and could not for the life of me come up with any other word for that but "douche" and I knew it couldn't be that! Thanks for clarifying - I'll never forget deuce now, and thank God, I can sing something else besides "douche"!  I never knew what any of those words were. Weird, weird song.
This turned into a running joke at my office.  I've got the Kissthisguy.com desk calendar....only the lyric featured on the calendar was "She ripped up her douche in the middle of the night."  So I gave it to my friend who adores Springsteen and she just about fell out of her chair laughing.
Of course I always thought it was "Revved up like a douche, another roller in the night."  Not that it made any sense but it was fun to sing.  Sometimes the misheard song lyrics are better than the real ones.  The end of "Smells Like Teen Spirit," to me, will always be "Bloody night owl" rather than "A denial".  So, Gael, I say hold on to your pompitice of love if you want to and to heck with what everyone else says.
I heard years ago that the douche reference was about a pastry in another country, like an eclaire or something. Granted it still doesnt bring to mind a very appetizing picture with the way it is sung, but thats just what I heard on the radio.
How about Elton John....

Rocket Maaaaannn....hadin downa hooza hadin haw...
Hilarious discussion -- but nothing will top the controversy over the lyrics to Louie Louie, which the FBI even got involved in! Turns out the lyrics are utterly banal. http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_316.html
Here's my own jumbled Bruce lyric in "Blinded By The Light" ...

I thought "Snapping his fingers, clapping his hands"
was       "Snapping his fingers, patting his ass"

Hilarious!
i agree with the person who wrote that you can't understand the lyrics to "long cool woman in a black dress". any chance you could decifer those lyrics for us? i doubt anyone has ever know what those lyrics are
Cat Stevens
The Peace Train's sounding louder
Ride on the Peace Train
If someone knows the lyrics to "Wooly Bulley", [I can't even spell it], I would appreciate it
Could Early Pearly be a refence to Janis Joplin? Wasn't one of her albums 'Pearl'. How about Mozart & the weather chart, remember the line from the Woodstock album "the weather, the weather" and the safety issues. If not just made up rhymes, like some have said, this song could be references to r&r heroes ala 'Bye Bye'.
Speaking of misheard lyrics.  When I was a kid, I misunderstood the lyrics to Bananarama's "Venus".  I always thought they said, "I'm your penis, I'm your fire. It's your desire."
What about the line "freak out in the garden" which was really, "reach out in the darkness"?
Just a little bit of trivia about the Manfred Mann-Bruce Springsteen connection. Three of Manfred Mann's best known songs: Blinded By The Light, Spirit In The Night, and For You, were all written by Bruce Springsteen and were on his first album Greetings From Asbury Park, N.J. released in 1973.
No one mentioned the Beatles what is a toe jam football? and why yellow matted custard ?
I had heard that the word was deuce and the next time I heard the song come on the radio, knowing it was deuce, I still couldn't hear anything but douche.  It has to be his pronunciation, he needs to learn how to pronounce properly.
my sister-in-law sang:
don't ever leave your pizza burning - instead of "I'll never be your beast of burden" by the Stones.  i have never laughed so hard in my life.
Perfect timing! I was sitting in the dentist chair two hours ago listening to that song on an oldies channel and wondering (1) how did my high school music end up as dental office muzak, and (2) why have I never understood what the lyrics to that song mean. Still sounds like douche to me after all these years.
I know he means deuce he simply cannot pronounce it.
OKAY..... And speaking of the Stones "Beast of Burden", ( I know we weren't) I've read the lyrics, and I know Mick's not sayin' it, but I'll swear to my dying day that he saying "Suck a Duck".
And little Early Pearly gave my anus curly wurly and asked me if I needed a riiiide...tell me that's not what the song says!  It does too!

I know I have trouble hearing lyrics quite often.  I'm still trying to decipher one lyric from Santana's "Smooth" that I'm sure I'm mishearing because otherwise it wouldn't get wide radio play.  This is what it sounds like to me:

"A stainless steel motion that'll f*** you"
The first time I heard the Eagles' "Life in the Fastlane", I thought it was, "Flies in the Vasoline"
how about "a revved up edition of a roamer in the night" that's been in my head for 30+ yrs.
Alright, so what were the words to "Louie Louie"?
I had a friend in college who thought Fleetwood Mac's song "Second Hand News" was actually "Settin' Here Nude". She would sing "I'm just settin' here, settin' here nude!" when the song would come on. It was too good of a laugh for us to correct her, until our last semester when we finally told her.
Ok, sorry to say it....but I am 21 and I remember hearing this song since I was 8!! And it has haunted me ever since. lol. I used to sing it "Wake up like a douche, another rumor in the night." So growing up I thought it was just a silly name they called each other and that it was a "rumor in the night" bc they were not douche's. lol. Then when I got a lil older I was like hmm...why on earth would someone want to sing about that. And I would always sing that part under my breath and try to follow along with everyone else lol. HOW FUNNY!! Thats for clearing thing ups!!
"High on peace train"
So what about the pompatus of love? What does that mean?
Tell me you've seen the sketch by The Vacant Lot about "Blinded by the Light" ... I'm sure it's on YouTube, and it tackles that line pretty well. :)
"Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night".

A deuce is a 32 Ford that has been "Hotrod"ed. Another runner in the night refers to guys who participate in street racing.

Springsteen apparently is/was a motor head evidenced in Born to Run.

"In the day we sweat it out in the streets of a runaway American dream. At night we ride through mansions of glory in suicide machines. Sprung from cages out on highway 9, Chrome wheeled, fuel injected and steppin out over the line" and "Beyond the palace hemi-powered drones scream down the boulevard".

Now a curly-wurly is a chocolate and carmel candy bar (Cadburys version of the classic Marathon bar). Not quite sure how that fits into the song or the car/street racing theme. Not sure how Early-Pearly was driving that candy bar either as an Early-Pearly is a type of flower.
I'd like to know what me and Julio were doing down by the school yard.  Anyone know?
I don't care what the correct lyrics are, I will always sing them "Wrapped up like a douche and a rubber in the night".  They make me much happier that way.  

There's a Pearl Jam song that goes "hearts and thoughts they fade, fade away."  But it sounds like "hearts and farts they fade, fade away".  So true, so true.  Again, I like the lyrics in my head much better.  
Lyrics aside, that has to be the most annoying song ever written. I didn't realize Springsteen was involved. I've never really had much of an opinion about the man before now, but I can safely say now that the boss sucks completely.
How many of your friends have blurted out "pretty little love song" to rather than the correct "heard it in a love song" by the Marshall Tucker Band.  That one seems to trip a lot of folks up.
My friend dated a Persian during the early 80s and this is how he sang along to Queen:  "Another one bites my guts!"
Here's a link to "Long Cool Woman" lyrics. I don't know if they're all correct, but they seem to fit. http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/longcool.htm
I always heard: "Wrapped up like a douche I'm gonna bone 'er in the night"
OH MY WORD! The two posts about the Stones' "Beast of Burden" have me laughing so hard I'm crying!! I had never before heard the pizza line, but as a kid I always thought Mick was saying "Suck a Duck" too!!
Hilarious!!!

And if you want a song that is completely GREAT and completely unintelligible - it's "Yellow Ledbetter"  by Pearl Jam. Even the members of the band have admitted in articles that THEY have NO idea what Eddie Vedder is singing about! My friends and I heard these lines - "I see them, out on the porch, and they don't wave" and "I don't know where there's a box or a bag". If you're not familiar with the song, go to YouTube and look up 'misheard Pearl Jam' - again, HILARIOUS!
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it's actually "REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE" (a car) but in grade school we always sang "wrapped up like a douche"
slang is what actually makes a song more catchy and in this case generates interest 25 years later...
I also notice alot of baby talk in song lyrics which probably look ridiculous written out yet make the actual song catchy and appealing
I remember trying to decipher the lyrics to "Louie, Louie" when it first came out in December, 1963.  Three years later a friend and I tried to decipher the Stones' "19th Nervous Breakdown" at my fraternity house in early 1966.  Our 20 pledges that semester were going through "hell week" at the time and they thought our playing the song over and over was meant as "torture" when all the while we were just trying to figure what Jagger was really saying!  Ah...those good old days of rock!!!


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