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More on lyrics: Wrapped up like a douche?

Posted: Wednesday, September 12, 2007 5:00 AM by Gael Fashingbauer Cooper
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Steve Miller's line about "the pompatus of love" is far from the only lyric to confuse readers. One of the songs that comes up over and over is "Blinded by the Light," written by Bruce Springsteen, but famously performed by Manfred Mann's Earth Band. You know the confusion: Wrapped up like a douche? Little Early Pearly with his anus curly wurly? A Nutter Butter in the night? Just what the heck was going on in that song, anyway?

Here are the lyrics as Springsteen originally wrote them. Here are the ones Manfred Mann sings. Start with the infamous "douche" line, which, of course, doesn't really mention a feminine-hygiene product at all. The Boss sang, "yeah he was blinded by the light, cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night..." By "deuce" he meant a hot rod, a little deuce coupe, like the Beach Boys sang about.

When Manfred Mann sang the song, they came out with "revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night." Manfred Mann  repeats the lyric many more times than Bruce did, and changes other lyrics too, but most of all, the lyric comes out kinda slurry, hence the "douche/deuce" misunderstanding. The Wikipedia entry on the song notes that some have blamed singer Chris Thompson's New Zealand accent for the misunderstanding, but they're not buying it.

The confusion even extended to the much-simpler "another runner in the night" line. Don't miss the misheard-lyric versions on KissThisGuy.com, which include:
• "Dressed up like a dude, another roller in the night."
• "Wrapped up like a douche, I knew their owner every night."
• "Racked up like a douche, another lover in the night."
• "Wake up like a douche, or a rubber in the night."
• "Torn up like a douche, another stoner in the night."
• "Wrap up the old deuce, a Nutter Butter in the night."
• "Wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night."

The rest of the lyrics, a delightful jumble of stream-of-consciousness, don't exactly clear things up. SongFacts.com hosts some entertaining and heated debate on the issue, too.

Claims one person on SongFacts: " 'Go-Kart Mozart was checkin' out the weather charts, etc.' is somewhat cryptic but translates thus. "checkin' out the weather charts' refers to the song 'Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.' Go-Kart Mozart is the writer of the song, who raced go-karts at that time. The lyric refers to Gordon Lightfoot." Um. OK? So...since Springsteen wrote the song, HE is Go-Kart Mozart, but somehow there's a Lightfoot reference. I'm not following.

Another infamous line is "And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride." The consensus online, as much as anyone can agree online, is that "curly-wurly" means a helicopter, but many people hear that line as "little Early Pearly with his anus curly-wurly," which is just a thought I don't really need to explore, thank you. And some claim "curly-wurly" means a curly hairdo, not a chopper. (Also, in Springsteen's official lyrics, "Early Pearly" is a she, but Manfred Mann changes it to "he," not that it matters.)

The meaning of the song is about as fiercely debated as the lyrics. Wikipedia claims it's about characters Springsteen met while playing small bars on the Jersey Shore. Some say it's really Springsteen's epic diss of the music industry. Other theories include that it's about a kid running away, underage sex, Saint Paul's conversion on the road to Damascus, or hard drugs.

Whatever the meaning, it's darn catchy, and is bound to live forever on the list of "songs we all sing differently." The calliope crashed to the ground, indeed.

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How about "Games Without Frontiers," or, in French, "Jeux Sans Frontieres," which is what the woman is singing in the background... not "she's so funky, yeah" which is what everyone seems to think.

And yes, they're really saying "Oh what, wow, he's the greatest dancer."
Our family favortie is from Beck's Loser.  My husband always swears that it's "soiled blue pantyhose" instead of "soy un perdido."  Cracks me up every time we hear the song.
I don't know why it's so hard to understand the lyrics? To my way of thinking, and this is what I did the second time I heard the song, to make sure I was hearing it right, was bought the sheet music to it and took a long listen. And what I heard the first time is what I read on the music sheet. I can understand somewhat on the lyrical confusion with the "curly whurly" part lol that one always did kinda make me do the ? face lol but all in all a really cool song. ya can't go wrong with the boss! :D
I was so confused by the lyrics back then that I made my mom go buy me the sheet music.  Didn't really clear up a lot, but was relieved that I wasn't singing about a douche.
"Ride on the Peace Train"  - Cat Stevens

A "Toe-Jam Football" would be a perv's collection - a round ball of the lint and gummy stuff from between the toes - remember that the Beatles were British, and football to them is soccer to us.

Have to listen again to the "yellow matted custard thing" - but I know that's not it!!
I have to stop reading this at work.  I burst out laughing twice.  I remember when "Every Breath You Take" first came out and every one thought Sting was singing "I'm a pool-hall ace" instead of "How my poor heart aches."  

I never heard the anus line...always thought it was "little early pearly came by in his curly wurly."  I thought the other line was "wrecked up like a douche, another runner in the night," which of course makes no sense.

Elton John slurs his words a lot.  There was one song I really wanted to know the words to, can't remember what it was right now, but I had to rewatch the video a bunch of times so I could read his lips to figure out what the line was.
"A denial" is the last line in "Smells Like Teen Spirit"?  Ha, I always thought it was "I'm a liar"!  Shows what I know!
How funny this is.  For years I went around singing ZZ Top's "Nationwide" as "I'm bad, I'm Asian wine".  My ex-brother-in-law thought "Bennie and the Jets" was "Betty and Her Dress".  Isn't it hilarious how we sing things??  
Bill from MA...I bout fell out of my chair laughing at your Rocket Man comment! Absolutely hilarious, thanks for the laugh first thing this morning!
A friend of mine in middle school thought in "I Will Survive", Gloria Gaynor said "weren't you the one who tried to rape me with your thighs" instead of "weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye."
I knew it was deuce for a long time, but it's like "The hotdogs go on" in Celine Dion's "The heart does go on."  Once you hear the wrong lines, good luck hearing the right ones.

And to the person who can't get the Santana lyrics...  My best interpetation of "A stainless steel motion that'll f*** you" is "The same sweet emotion that I get from you."  That's what I think it is, at least.
What about Michael Jackson's Billie Jean "the kid is not my son." I swear he's saying "the chair is not my son." Makes no sense, but that's what I always hear.
What a hoot!  I'm forever goofing up lyrics - this is great.  How about one that you KNEW and then someone messed it up for you.  (You'll love this one Gael, it combines a funny commercial with misheard song lyrics!)  I can't hear Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me" without hearing "Pour some shook-up ramen" which was in a commercial for some cell company I think.  The guy sings the wrong lyrics and his girlfriend looks at him and they call information so the operator can confirm the correct lyrics.  Here's to Def Leppard's soup song!
I read this article at just the right time. My husband mentioned the "wrapped up like a douche" line a few weeks ago, then yesterday at work, I heard that song on the radio. I keep from laughing out loud. I believed we were the only two who thought that....GLAD we're not alone!
Steve Miller has stated that "Pompatous of love" is just nonsense he came up with because he couldn't think of any other way to rhyme the line.

A lot of Bruses early stuff is about hot rods and such, so cut loose, or revved up, like a deuce makes perfect sense.  But damned if Manfred Mann doesn't sing douche.
So? is it "toe jam football"?

The lyrics to the Hollies "Long Cool Woman" are here:  http://www.lyricsfreak.com/h/hollies/long+cool+woman_10142200.html

Great song, although I wouldn't have ever guessed it's "5'9" beautiful tall"!
Freakin' Haliarious!  Thanks everyone for the great laugh....I needed one.
My best friend heard the Pearl Jam lyric "Glorified version of a pellet gun" to be "you're my version of a pelican".  And when we challenged her, she insisted that the real lyric just doesn't make sense!!  "What is a 'glorified version of a pellet gun' anyway?"...(uh, a real gun??).  But of course, "you're my version of a pelican" makes PERFECT SENSE!!  

And just in case she is reading this, I will admit to screwing up some lyrics from "Pour Some Sugar On Me", but I maintain that my version at least makes sense!!  
Long ago, my mom went to the record store (remember those?) and told the clerk she was looking for an album for my brother called "Stepping on Flies." Of course, she was looking for Steppenwolf Live
I confess I also heard the "Wrapped up like a douche" line, but was certain for years the next line was "You know they're warmer in the night."  Which, when you think about it, made a little bit of sense.
My mother thought the phrase "Who wrote the book of love?" was "Who loves the Moo Cow Now?" My family and friends still laugh about it!
What about the always popular "Hold me closer Tony Danza"? Tiny dancer from Elton John.
The lyric that always got me was Marshall Tucker's "Heard It in a Love Song" which I'm convinced is actually "Purdy Little Love Song"
Red Hot Chili Peppers had that one song with "Bob Marley, poet and a prophet," which my mother always thought was "Bob Marley, rollin' in a bucket."
you people are too young, you forgot an old one
"in the garden of eden" followed by seventeen minutes of drums
My own biggest personal music blunder was from the song "Renegade Kings of Funk".  I thought they were singing, "We're the redneck kings of funk"
I'm surprised no one's mentioned the most famous of John Fogarty's muddled CCR lyrics yet. When I was a kid, I could have sworn (along with millions of others, evidently) that Bad Moon Rising's chorus was merely politley informing the listener that "There's a bathroom on the right..."
My favorite mistake I used to make was I though Steve Miller was singing "Big Ol' Jet Had a Light On" instead of "Big ol' jet airliner."  Ha ha!
Oh, and another one that took me many long, altered nights in grad school to figure out -- Just what's said after "Just walk away, Renee..." by the Left Banke
I always sang "I'm just a sweet transistor" to the Rocky Horror Picture Show song "Sweet Transvestite". My mom never corrected me. Now I know why. No sane mom wants her 3 yr. old running around singing about transvestites.
And in "Another One Bites the Dust," why does Freddy Mercury scream, "I'm adopted!" ?  I've listened to it a million times, and I swear that's what he says.  My niece says it's, "I'm a doctor!"  Either way, I don't get it.
I know that one "Billie Jean" line from Michael Jackson that was mentioned always sounds more to me like "Janet's (Jackson) not my son".  Don't ask.
I'm fortunate that I was aware of the lyrics of Blinded By The Light from Bruce's Greeting From Asbury Park album, 3 years prior to Manfred Mannh's hit cover version. The distorted vocals on Manfred's version only added to the confusion of the lyrics. Any suggested reference to Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is absurd, since it wasn't even released until later on in 1976, several months after Manfred Mann's hit left the charts. Stragely enough, I believe Blided is the only Bruce Springsteen composed song to ever reach the top of the charts.
I believe the Santana "Smooth" lyrics are actually...

It's the same as the emotion that I get from you
Y
I agree with Connie; Bill from MA just about got me fired with his Rocket Man lyrics. I'm still laughing!
Im unsure of the artist of this song, but when i was a kid, I would sing I've got a backache from lovin you. The lyrics really are I've got a bad case of loving you. We all make our mistakes and that it what makes it so much fun.
I was a kid in the 60s and thought CCR was telling us "there's a bathroom on the right".
How about "Our Lips are Sealed"?

Growing up, I thought the lyrics were
"even downtown, this is scary"
i knew it made no sense, but... LOL
Renee in Cold Spring, you're correct when you say the lyrics to Yellow Ledbetter are unintelligible.  I swear that they are saying something like "And the dogs begin to smell her."  What's up with that?

And I too believe Mick sings Suck a Duck.
To BV in Joliet, IL:  The actual lyrics from the Santana (W/Rob Thomas) song, "Smooth," are:

"The same as the emotion that I get from you...."
In Sophie B Hawkins song, "As I lay me", can anyone tell me what is being sung in the background?  I'm not a big fan of the song but when I do hear it, I have to listen to it because it sounds to me like she is singing, "Who likes tacos".
On Storytellers (VH1) Springsteen said he wrote that song when he was young and needed a single for his record, so he took out a thesaurus and just started coming up with rhymes. He said the reason Manfred Mann had a hit with it instead of him is that he sang "deuce" and they sang "douche." Given a choice between a car and a feminine hygiene product, "the public has spoken!"  He also said that the fact he wrote this song goes a long way to explaining why he never did drugs--he was already pretty far out there without 'em!
I have heard this song countless times growing up and it will always be "wrapped up like a douche, into the rumor in the night".

On another note, every time the song "Boys of Summer" by Don Henley (circa 1984) was playing my sister would always sing "After the poison summer has gone". I still laugh thinking about it.
Ok.  Van Halen's "Ain't Talkin' 'bout Love".  My friend, Chip, thought they were saying "Eat chunky buffalo." I listened to it after that and it does! Sort of... in any case, it's permanently stuck in my head!
um, why don't they just ask Bruce what it all means???  He's still AH LAVA Kickin'... lol!
BV: I think the Santana lyric you're thinking of is "Well, that's the same emotion that I get from you". It's the way he sings "same emotion" that makes it hard to hear: "say-um e-uh-motion", and then he kind of swallows the "I get from" part.
Soundgarden...We heard...Dream on Black Gays.......

It really is ...Fell on Black Days....
Elizabeth B - Those are the infamously misheard lyrics to "Voices Carry" not "Our Lips Are Sealed".  I used to hear it as:  "Keep it down now - This is Carrie."  My friend thought it was "Going down now - this is scary."

Mike in CA: I think they are saying "Ooh la la, boy", but I have no idea - it's been forever since I heard Sophie B.
My sister still swears that Aretha was singing "We're riding on the freeway, oh no, in a beatup van."  Still makes me laugh.


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