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Misheard lyrics: Take your cap, or your cat? Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like ... a what?

Posted: Wednesday, September 19, 2007 10:50 AM by Gael Fashingbauer Cooper
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The misheard lyrics comments have been hilarious. Two songs especially have started debates -- Keith Urban's "You'll Think of Me" and Toto's "Africa." In Urban's song, he does indeed sing, "Take your CAT and leave my sweater," but a reader comment saying that he hears "take your CAP" has started a bunch of readers buzzing, thinking they've been hearing it wrong all this time. Now I'm no Keith Urban expert, but the "CAT' version is indeed given on his Web site as the correct lyrics for the song. Meow!

RISES LIKE A ... WHAT?
The Toto song is even more fun. I confessed that, in Toto's "Africa," I always heard a certain lyric wrong. The actual line, according to Toto's own Web site, is "Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti." I always heard it as "Sure as Kilimanjaro rises up like Memphis above the Serengeti" (or even the nonsensical, "rises like a membrus," whatever a "membrus" is...it sounds kinda sexual to me).

Happily, I was not the only confused listener. From your comments:
• "Whoa, all this time I thought it was 'rises like an empress....'  Hmmm."    --Kristen
• "Oh my God. Kilimanjaro rises 'like Olympus'? I always thought it rose 'like a leopard!' What a disappointment."    --Lori
• "I always thought it was 'like a leopress'... isn't that a female leopard, and doesn't that make more sense?"    --Rick
• And from a different part of the song, Sue confesses "Growing up my sister and I always sang Toto's "Africa" as 'I left my brains down in Africa,' rather than 'I bless the rains down in Africa.' "

PAY THE RENT, COLETTE
Another song that came up often: Prince's "Little Red Corvette." Now for this one, I thought the title alone would give it away, but here are some of the versions you heard:
• "My sister used to sing 'Pay the rent, Colette' instead of 'Little Red Corvette' whenever the Prince song came on the radio.  She's grown now, with daughters of her own, and they think that is the funniest thing in the world!"    --Jen
• "My brother swore it was 'pay the rent collect' which even he admitted didn't make sense."  --Rob
• My mom, when she was young, used to think 'Little Red Corvette" was 'pay the rent or else.' "    --Des
• When I was a kid, I always thought Prince's 'Little Red Corvette' was 'Live in Corvette.' "  --Julie
• "When Prince would sing 'Little Red Corvette,' I always thought it was 'Livin' in Quebec.' I think I was around 19 when I realized I was wrong."    --Tiffany

REVEREND BLUE JEANS?
It's funny when we can't even get the song's title correct. Neil Diamond has a famous song that half the country sings one way, half the other.

It's actually called "Forever in Blue Jeans," but that hasn't stopped several million of us from hearing it as "Reverend Blue Jeans." Keith is just one reader who admits to being confused, saying "I'm surprised no one mentioned 'Reverend Blue Jeans'  -- I'm still not sure what that one really is."

According to AmIRight.com, there's another misheard version of this: At least one person reports hearing it as "a farmer in blue jeans."

One thing we can all agree on: Blue jeans are somehow involved.

Keep sharing your misheard lyrics in the comments.

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I have a couple of good ones - my best friend's mother thought a line in Greg Kihn's "Jeopardy" was "I love you Stephanie" instead of "Our love's in jeopardy".
And my sister thought the Bananarama line in "Venus" was "I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, your messiah" instead of "your desire".
OMG!! My co-workers think I'm nuts. I've been sitting here reading the posts from yesterday and today's column on my lunch break and trying desperately not to laugh out loud. Instead I'm crying into a tissue and making weird squeaking noises.

I don't think anything's made me laugh this hard in weeks!!

Thanks, Gael. This was a great topic!
When I was little I always sang Alan Jackson's "Mercury Blues" as "Gonna buy me a murphy ring and boozin' up and down the road." It took me about 5 years of singing it to realize it was supposed to be "Gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road."
I thought Phil Collins was singing "She's in the half light, busy talking tough sh*t"  when actually he was saying "She seems to have an invisible touch". I had a friend who thought Prince's "Raspberry Beret" was "Raspberry Parade".
I always thought it was, "Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a leopard across the Serengeti" made sense to me.
In the Kenny Rogers song "Lucille", my friend used to think it was 4-hundred children and a crop in the field instead of 4 hungry children.....
I had a friend in college who's dad always sung "There's a bathroom on the right."  Instead of CCR's "There's a bad moon on the rise."
I still like Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Cheif
I always thought Secret Agent man was Secret Asian man,  my husband thinks I stupid.  What sounds like funky coleman heater,  think about it.
I'll still get a kick outta my husband, who SWORE the BeeGees were saying "Bald-Headed Woman" instead of "More Than A Woman"!
There's a line in a Tim McGraw song...

"Pull her to me"....

My friend always sang "Pull her tootie".

LOL!
Sometime in the late 80's my sister and I were in a bar/restaurant when "Addicted to Love" came on the jukebox.  My sister started singing along and came to the line, "might as well face it, you're a ch-ch-ch love" - like a train chugging along.  I had to take her to the jukebox and show her the title of the song in order for her to believe that it really was "Addicted to Love".  Another time when you would think the title would give it away.
This goes back a few years.

Originally thought that the line "There's a Bad Moon on The Rise" from Credence Clearwater Revival's "Bad Moon Rising" sounded like:
"There's a bathroom on the right"....

We knew that couldn't be right, but had a hard time making out the correct lyrics (not knowing the song title).
When my sister and I were kids she used to sing Alanis Morriessette's " You Oughta Know"  whenever she would get to the refrain she would sing "cross-eyed bear"! I still laugh when I hear her sing that sond now she knows the right words but she sings her words anyway.
i cant remember exactly who in my family it was but they would sing elton john's tiny dancer and they thought it said "hold me closer tony danza!"
When I was four, I thought the words to Climax's Precious and Few were..." precious Le Pew were the moments we two can share" instead of "Precious and few are the moments we two can share."  When members of my family here that song on any oldies station, that is the version they sing.
My son recently questioned the lyrics to the Kenny Chesney song, "Where I Come From".
"Mommy, why is it sad AND dumb where he comes from?"
[It took me a few minutes to figure out what he was talking about...the song actually says "That's where I'll be when it's said and done..."]
What was that old show about the Father and Son in the 70's with the song, "People Let me tell you about my best friend".  I think it was called "The Courtship of Eddie's Father.  Well, my husband thought the lyrics were, "People let me tell you about my bed spread".  
Huey Lewis and the News- Hip to be Square.  High school boyfriends best friend thought it was   "Its a Beached Whale"  I swear I never laughed so hard.
Years ago, when Paul Young's "Everytime You Go Away (You Take a Piece of Me With You)" was all over the radio my friend's 10 year old daughter was singing "everytime you go away you take a piece of 'meat' with you"!  She was singing with such feeling we tried not to embarass her too much when we told her the correct words!  
There was a song in the 80's that had a line that went "your alibis are watertight." My mom thought they were saying "analyze your waterlines" and wondered why anyone would write a song about that!
I always thought the line was "There's a bathroom on the right", but it's really "There's a bad moon on the rise"!  :)
Well, I have a few that I still do to this day even though I know they are wrong. The Tupac song "California Love" is one example. I thought the words were "California, North side of 40", I did not realize it was "California, knows how to party."  The other one is that Bon Jovi song "Living on a Prayer"  I always thought the words were "Living on Credit".
In Carly Simon's "You're So Vain," a friend of mine (I won't say who - we're still friends) used to sing 'Some underwear pie or the wife of a clothespin, wife of a clothespin...' which makes no sense whatsoever.
My friend thought the Genesis song "Paper Lake" was "Paper Plate".  Another friend thought that Jimmy Buffet's "all of the tourists covered in oil" was "all of the stewardesses covered in oil."
My dad used to think "More than a Woman" by the Bee Gees was "Bald-Headed Woman"
LOL
This was a topic on a local radio station a few years back and it included one of the best I ever heard.  A woman called in to say that while playing Eric Clapton's "Cocaine" in the car, her 2 year old would sing along.  His version was "She's alright, she's alright, she's alright....she's OK."
How about "got a mushy head"  instead of "Machine Head"
For the longest time I thought Don Heley's "Boys of Summer" was "Posion Summer."
You already got one of my favorites, Billy Idol's "How's About a Date."  Then there's the Beatles,
Picture yourself in a boat on a river
with tambourine cheese and mama made skies...
I used to think it was "can't find the butter man", too.  Other Pearl Jam: Hearts and Farts, they fade away
Not "hearts and thoughts"
Dan Seals had a song years ago called "Rage On" and in the chorus the words are "They rage on...".  My mom would sing it "Faye Ray John".  Of course, there's Kenny Rogers' "Lucille"-I always thought it was so sad that his wife had left him "with four hundred children and a crop in the field".  I don't know how old I was before I figured out it was "four HUNGRY children and a crop in the field"...four hundred is a lot of kids....:)
In the Bee Gee's song "You Should Be Dancing", I heard "what you doin' lying on your back, yeah" as "Much different than you had expected".  Which means the real line was MUCH different than I had expected.
I'll go you one worse... instead of "I'm your Venus," I misheard that line as "I'm your fetus"! Thought it was some sort of social commentary on men referring to women as "baby."
I immediately thought of the infamous Creedance line "There's a bathroom on the right" instead of "Bad Moon on the rise"  Classic!
I just recently (and shamefacedly) found out that the last line of the chorus of Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song" is, "Our only goal will be the Western shore".  I had always heard it as "I want to go where things are less than sharp."  Which, I know, makes no sense, but have you heard some of their other lyrics?
Edie Brickel's song that starts off with "I'm not aware of too many things" was sung by my step daughter as "I'm not aware of Jimmy the Dean."
Big Ole Jet Airliner was always "Break Out Of Jail In Carolina" to me as a little girl
Edie Brickel's song that starts off with "I'm not aware of too many things" was sung by my step daughter as "I'm not aware of Jimmy the Dean."
Sheryl Crow's "There Goes the Neighborhood"
I heard "Sunshine Sally and a pair of old mops don't like the scene anyhow. I tried dancin' on a Saturday night just to see what the fuss was about."

Real lyrics, "Sunshine Sally and Peter Ustinov don't like the scene anyhow. I dropped acid on a Saturday night just to see what the fuss was about."

I was less than pleased to discover the reference to LSD, and I still don't know what Peter Ustinov has to do with it, but I still like the song. I just don't play that album when my kids are around.
My sister always thought "Rock the Casbah" was "F**K the Catwalk"  she used to sing it as a kid and got in big trouble at school!
My best friend to this day loves to tell people how I thought the lyrics to CS&N's "Southern Cross" were
"I've been around the world, looking for that four-armed girl, who knows love can endure.."

I know NOW that the rights words are "lookin' for that woman/girl" - which in my opinion makes less sense than my version...
I was married to a musician and he continually got angry over my misheard lyrics.  The one that sticks into my head to this day is from The Eagles Hotel California when the "warm smell of policemen, rise up in the air."
an old girlfriend used to sing "ducks in the wind"instead of "dust in the wind"by kansas
I used to live in a small town in Tennessee with the name of Dyer. My friend's son was 5 when Kenny Roger's song "The Gambler" came out. In the song it says, "the best you can hope for is to die in your sleep". My friend's son thought it said, "the best you can hope for is Dyer Tennessee".
don't forget..."excuse me while i kiss this guy" (org
lyric:"scuse me while i kiss the sky " jimi hendrix,purple haze.......
Here's one that made me cry laughing... I remember sitting listening to Elton John's new album and wondering how in the world someone could get away with singing "Someone saved my life tonight.. s**t the bed". We STILL sing it that way and it never ceases to make me howl.
In high school, my best friend's mom loved it when the INXS song "Suicide Blonde" came on the radio...However, she sang it "soup and salad bar" instead of "suicide blonde" in the chorus!  
I had a friend years ago whose little sister thought the Rolling Stones' Jumpin' Jack Flash lyrics were "Jumpin' Jack Flash, gonna pass some gas," instead of the more staid actual lyrics:
"Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas! Gas! Gas!"
My bothers an sister always sang "Praise ye the lord halleluah (sp) as
Crazy the lord...
My folks never corrected us


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