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Get out of my head! Annoyingly addictive ads

Posted: Tuesday, June 10, 2008 6:00 AM by Gael Fashingbauer Cooper
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I'm hearing a rumor that it's summer, though you couldn't tell it from the temperatures where I am (while people in other parts of the nation are melting, we here in Seattle are putting on sweaters). But let's go with the rumor for now and kick off our annual summer TV Commercial Contest, now in its fifth year.

You may know the drill, but here are the rules, same as last year.  I bring up topics and mention certain ads, but you're just as much a part of the game as I am.  Post about your favorite and least favorite ads in the blog comments, and suggest topics that we can riff on.

Eventually, I'll name the best and the worst ad of the year, as determined by your emails, your blog comments, and other feedback. I may or may not utilize online polls, but this has backfired -- I've received some nasty mail from people who believe the winner of an online poll should also win the overall contest. I take polls into consideration of course, but they can be tampered with, so it's not automatic that poll winner=contest winner. Readers who can't deal with that should repeat to themselves, it's just a show, I should really just relax.

The basic ground rules are here. I won't repeat them, but will add that the 2007 winners are ineligible this year. The Skittles milking man commercial (featuring the late David Groh) won (!) for worst, and the PetSmart puppy passing down his favorite toy won for best. Watch video of both ads here.

And now, on with the show.

GET THIS AD OUT OF MY HEAD!
First topic: Earworm ads, those commercials that annoy the heck out of you, but manage to stick in your head anyway. (Readers will argue that this means the ad is doing its job. I argue back that isn't the case if the company is perceived in a negative way. We argue on. It is an argument that never ends.)

APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR...OH, FORGET IT
The classic earworm ad is probably the one for Head On! It won for Worst Ad in 2006, so it can't win again, but that doesn't mean we can't discuss it, and its legion of spin-offs and parodies. The sheer repetitiveness of the ad earned it a place in ad history, if on the negative side.

WHEN 'FREE' COSTS $15 A MONTH
But the earworm ad series that's been running through my head in 2008 is the one from FreeCreditReport.com. You know the series. There's a likable young goof playing with his band in a crowded apartment, or driving a junky car, or serving in a restaurant dressed as a pirate. In each one, the kid sings about how he wouldn't be in this predicament if he'd only known what his credit report said about him.

This ad series annoys me on so many levels. First off, as our consumer expert, Bob Sullivan, points out: Credit reports can indeed be had for free, but not from these folks. They'll charge you $14.95 a month if you sign up and don't cancel within seven days. How is that "free"?

It really bothers me that companies can represent themselves this way, fooling people who perhaps don't have a lot of money to begin with. As you see from the hundreds of comments on Bob's post, many people were indeed fooled, and they're irate about it.

That said, I'm also bothered by the fact that the ad is so darn catchy. You are probably humming it right now..."they say a man should always dress for the job he wants...then why I am dressed up like a pirate, in this restaurant?" In that particular ad, it was apparently due to the balladeer's identity being stolen. Or, you know, maybe that $15 a month from NOT FreeCreditReport.com put him over the edge.

I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD/AND ALL ITS CRAZINESS
I have to close with one earworm ad that I actually like. I've mentioned it already this year, but it's kind of a palate-cleanser after some of the negative earworm ads. It's this sweet ad for the Discovery Channel that features stars from the network's various shows singing about things they love, from Egyptian kings to real dirty things. Boom-di-ada, Boom-di-ada, boom-di-ada, boom-di-ada.

What other ads are sticking in your head, and why? Start sharing them in the comments.

UPDATE: Check out Allison Linn's Ads of the Weird blog for another annoyingly addictive ad, this one with dancing cartoons of underweight babies. Yikes!

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All my friends are wild about the Verizon Fios commercial that drills down from the Dad to the flea on the cat in saying "WOW". Now everytime someone says "Wow", the natural response is "WOW" in flea talk!!
There is a new subway commercial that I hate. It shows a guy ordering a hamburger and then an game show type annoncer comes on and awards him a larger clothes, a scale, deoderant, a gym membership, and a therapist. I am a large person and I don't smell and I don't need a therapist!!
I totally hate the "Free"creditreport.com ads as well!  Annoying and false, what a combo.  I can't decide if I love or hate the commercial for a high mileage car (forget which brand) that has a cathcy song "I just can't seem to get it right..." playing over and over as people pull to the pump on the wrong side.  This song gets stuck in my head as often as the credit report song.
Most annoying?.....It's really hard to point out one in particular..there are soooo many.  But perhaps my favorite least favorite, most annoying.  The Geico commerccial featuring a woman talking with a botttle of freakin' SYRUP!! Or its equally annoying partner when all a woman has to do is apply "lip gloss" and the world suddenly becomes Utopia!! GOOD GRIEF! On the other hand, the Geico commercials featuring that little green thingee are great.  I love that little lizard.......
My fiance' and I have been humming this one for a week now:

Five.......  Five Dollar......  Five Dollar Footloooooong.
The McDonald's Happy Meal commerical with the little boy dancing to the Cha Cha Slide while he's dipping his apples is the best!  He comes in with the boom box on his shoulder and he is so cute!  My four year old daughter loves this commercial and it always makes me smile when I see it.  When his dad starts dancing too and the little boy looks at him over his glasses...I love it!
The worst has to be the Mentos Gum-Mouthwatering Water Cooler commercial.  It's so gross.  A guy is chewing Mentos gum and a woman walks by and sucks on his mouth to get water from him instead of the watercooler.  All I can think of is her drinking his spit...sick.
Free Credit report.com baby, saw their ads on my TV, thought a out goin but was too la-zy, now instead of looking fly and rolling phat, my legs are sticking to the vinl and my posse's getting looked at. F R E E that spells free. free credit report.com baby.
Wilford Brimley must die!   Those damned diabeetus ads are just flat annoying!
I am in LOVE with the new catchy Fathers Day add by (i think) Hallmark.  When the family is sitting at the dining room table and give dad his fathers day card.  When he opens the card, "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer starts to play and dad starts to daydream that he is MC Hammer.  I absolutely LOVE the dancing, not to mention that I sing "Can't Touch This" all day long. This makes me want to go out and get one of these cards for my dad, because I know a song that will make him daydream the same way.  This will definately be my favorite for the summer.
The add stuck in my head is the singing card ad that uses a dull, suburban, bald Dad getting a card that plays Can't Touch This by Hammer. He imagines himself doing the dance and he actually moves quite well. I love it.
The mean-spirited Cheetos commercials are just what we need now to make people happier during these hard times.  Gas prices too high?  Ruin someone's laundry! Smoosh someone's desk!  Hey, we can't blame the Cheetos people; after all, shows where we "vote off" contestants because they're not good enough feed the angry-ness and disregard for others that’s taking hold of our society.  Whatever happened to etiquette??
Free Credit Report dot com bahhhbee....
Hate the ads love the tune lol
My daughters love that Discover Channel ad. It is kinda cute.
Yeah, the freecreditreport's are catchy and a scam.

However, the Discovery Channel commerical... well, we watch a lot of Discovery Channel in the house, and that is currently my five-year old's favorite commerical. In fact, the other day, he started singing, "I love my mommy, I love my dad. I love my baby brother, I love my dog, boom-di-ada, boom-di-ada, boom-di-ada, boom."  I couldn't resist joining him for the chorus.
I hate the commercial where the guy is sitting at the water canister and the girl lifts his nose and puts her mouth on his and "drinks" from it!!!  Oh how gross.  It makes my skin crawl.
My all-time favorite is the Captain Morgan commercial
when the guy is in a bar, talking to his wife on
the phone, and she gets suspicious, but he tells her
oh no, I'm just watching TV. So everyone in the bar
starts doing different commercials, like he's changing
stations. Everytime I think of "Tommy put the turkey in the disssshwasssher!!, I crack-up.  I walk around
half the time saying that phrase over and over again.
I love the freecreditreport.com commercials with the three losers in it. A friend pointed out that in the "used car" one, you can see a pirate hat in the back seat with the guitar dude. I like the insurance commercial with the Pips helping the customer tell her story; also the one with the "sound effects guy" is great.
Okay, now for the ones I hate: I'm so sick of the "Nutrisystem" ones, especially the one with the woman catching a football (how many girls can do that? who the heck cares?). Plus it seems to come on during EVERY commercial break - 'ad' nauseum indeed...
Hey now...I LOVE the freecreditreport.com ads. "My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's getting laughed at"!?! Hilarious!
I think everyone reading will agree that the freecreditreport.com ads with the singing guitarist definitely stick in your ear. Even my 9-yr-old daughter is reciting them from memory and she has no credit yet!  Annoying, yes, but kudos to the ad agency for an ad campaign that works...the lyrics are actually funny.
I also hate the Free Credit Report and Discovery's "Boom di ada" ad. ANNOYING TO NO END. And the Ka-boom and Oxy-Clean ads always make me change the channel. They're good products, so why does the guy have to yell all the way through them?
How about the 1900 ok cable ads in the NYC area...as well as the OPtimum cable..(TIME WARENER CABLE owns both)... Anyway these are the absolute  WORST!!!
"F-R-E-E that spells "free" ... credit report dot com baybee". Thanks...now that dumb dittee will be in head all day long.
Worst Commercials:  All of the GEICO adds using "has-been" celebrities.  I can't decide whether Joan Rivers or Peter Frampton is the worst of the worst.
I think everyone reading will agree that the freecreditreport.com ads with the singing guitarist definitely stick in your ear. Even my 9-yr-old daughter is reciting them from memory and she has no credit yet!  Annoying, yes, but kudos to the ad agency for an ad campaign that works...the lyrics are actually funny.
Whats up Stephanie? How you doin today?  That new Taco Bell add is pretty darn cute.
Gotta agree on the Discovery Channel ad.  I smile every time it comes on.
My most recent favorite is one from the new Diet Mountain Dew 'surprising facts' campaign.  There are all these women in a lightning storm doing things you should probably never do in a lightning storm ("Fencing!" - "Playing with my HAM radio!" - "Trying out these giant stilts!").  Then the only man on screen catches the lightning strike.  FACT: LIGHTNING STRIKES MEN 4 TIMES MORE OFTEN THAN WOMEN.  Makes me laugh every time.
I just adore the Mac vs PC ads. The guy who plays PC is hilarious - the Mac guy is really just his straight man. IMHO, it shows a lot of confidence for the Mac folks to let the ads be stolen by the PC guy. My favorite so far is the one where the PC guy sings a sad country song about all the people who are "leaving me for Mac."
I can mention an ad but not without this disclaimer:  I acknowledge that the commercial can be considered amoung the worst because of no fault of its own.  It is one of the worst because it touches upon a very very extremely personal fear of mine - BUGS!

Now that being said - there is a pest control commercial - I think it is 'Terminix' that begins with a close-up of a termite borrowing through the eye/face of the man on the dollar bill (could be George Washington).  I confess that I have absolutely no idea what comes next because I have managed to grab the remote and change channels in a record millisecond time period.

Also in this category can be the pest control commercial with the human-size termite that RINGS THE DOORBELL ON A HOUSE AND ASKS THE OCCUPANT IF HE CAN USE THE PHONE BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN!!!  Stopping to notice the oak floors!  

THIS IS WRONG ON SOOOOO MANY LEVELS!!! To name a few - human sized bug - talking bug - driving bug - YIIIIIIII!!!!
One ad that has found that soft spot in my heart is the Castrol oil ad. The anti-sludge one. You know the one I mean; guy pulls in to the drive-up window order box, places his order, and from nowhere, GALLONS of sludge are dropped on his car. He ends his order with, "and some extra napkins." I laugh every time I see it.

The ads I despise the most are the Charmin bears. Ugh.
One of the best is the E-Trade commercial with the baby talking to the camera. He talks about how easy it is and that he just made a trade. Then he throws up and says,"Whoaaa". had me rolling on the floor.
The "every bird should get to fly" ad by the Washington Lottery is really cool. I just love the penguin flapping his little wings.
I LOVE the Discovery Channel ads!  I record Deadliest Catch on our DVR every week, and that is one commercial that I will rewind and watch every time...It's so catchy and cute (I especially like when the weapons guy - I don't remember his name) says "BOOM-di-ada" and the Boom is in sync with him shooting the gun...

Like I always say, it's the little things in life, but I can't help but love this commercial...

Oh, and I saw that Hallmark brought back the "Stop - Hammertime" Father's Day commercial again this year...Still a cute commercial!
How about those $5 footlong (five...five dollar...five dollar footloooong) ads by Subway?  The commercials are sort of hip and clever, but the way that song sticks in your head pushes it over the line into annoyance.
Hello!  Sadly, I too am humming that stupid jingle from not-so-free credit report...please make it stop!  But the WORST commercial(I actually run to the remote to mute or turn channel) is without a doubt the 7up ad with the screaming woman!!  The ad's editing has her scream so loud that I scream myself!  I absolutely agree wih you that negative ads are harmful, not helpful. I have sworn off 7up for life...even if i get the flu.    
You already mentioned the best of them all: the FreeCreditReport.com ads.  Hate hate hate the company's misleading tactics.  Love love love the ads themselves.  Can't get them out of my head!  Maybe someone should hire the unemployed band guys to hunt down the company's owners, lock them in a room, and make them listen to their own ads over and over and over...
How about the dog ad that says "some of you mugs might have bugs, but there ain't no bugs on me"
Expedia    *silence*  DOT COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
The commercial that drives me crazy is the Hispanic themed Optimum Triple Play where the Hispanic stereotypes run rampant.  At one point you have three women in what look like wetsuits on the beach reciting the 800 number and when they get to the last number they do a pelvic thrust. They have the men looking like they are out of the "hood", and one guy dressed like a sea serpant and pirates. If I were hispanic I would be highly offended by the way they are portraying hispanic people in this commercial. And the music is so irritating!!!!!
Subway's new ad campaign is almost as bad as the head on comercials. "5. 5 dollar. 5 dollar foot longs." I don't know how many times I have just heard someone say the word 5 and the whole song pops into my head for HOURS!!!
The goon on Watsons Pools & Spas annoys me.  I swear she has the most nasal voice I've ever heard and sways back and forth like she's drunk
Loved the pizza hut (i think) commercial where the guy says the pizza will be there in 30 minutes and asks his girlfriend/wife if she has any ideas. Porn music plays in the background and he is wearing silk boxers and a robe as he smiles suggestively.  She responds "what are we going to do with the other 28 minutes".  Hilarious.  It's  off the air now i believe but it was on during the NCAA basketball tournament.
I have to agree with the Discovery Channel's "I Love the Whole World" ad.  Catchiest song ever, and not annoying by any means.  In fact, most of the time when I see it, I stop and sing along!  Great job, Discovery!
For the love of God!  The one commercial that I cannot stand is the commercial for Vonage!  The one where it compares "telephone companies" rates against those of Vonage.  The lady with the black hair & bangs makes me want to scratch my eyes out.  If anything, I would never switch to Vonage because she's so annoying!  I have learned that when that commercial comes on, I'm better off to just change the channel.
I also love that Discovery Channel ad.  I don't find the song annoying, and I applaud the creators for the concept of the ad.  It's nice to be reminded of the world we have been given to work with.
The one I see that is annoying, but not really addicting, is the one for Vehix.com where the woman says "You can literally take a test drive". AARRGGHH! You can't "literally" take a test drive online.
My vote for best/most addictive is the Manwich commercial with the operatic theme song (. . . Napkins now unfold before us; Manwich joy doth spring from you) I've got a weakness for little things with grandiose theme songs. (Remember the Gummi Bears cartoon theme, anyone?)
what happened to the bigfoot ads for jerky?
For the 'worst' list: Those ads for Yaz BC pills - I used to like the song "We're Not Gonna Take It", but not now.  I CAN'T take it anymore.  Blech.


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