Reality TV worth falling for
Posted: Wednesday, June 25, 2008 7:54 AM by Kurt Schlosser
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Pop culture, TV, Web
There are two groups of people in this world who take delight in watching people fall down. One group is probably teenage boys. The other is Japanese television audiences. I don't belong to either of these groups, but I might as well because when it comes to moving pictures of people, nothing's better than when those people leave their feet.
I've spent a good deal of time on the Internet (YouTube specifically) watching videos of people accidentally slipping and tripping. I've laughed at people falling off treadmills and others crashing hard on buttered floors. I also laugh pretty hard every time I come across "Most Extreme Elimination Challenge" on cable, which basically answers the question, "What would happen if that guy lost his balance while jumping over that moving thing 8 feet above that muddy water?" Sadistic? Perhaps. Hilarious? Indeed.
Tuesday night ABC brought "Wipeout" to American audiences and for an hour I laughed while 24 mostly talentless people humiliated themselves on national TV (kind of like "American Idol" only with a lot of slippery water hazards). For my money, the entire hour could have been filled with the obstacle where contestants jump from a stable platform onto a big, bouncy ball suspended above water -- Boing! Splash! Repeat.
Hosts John Henson (E!'s "Talk Soup") and John Anderson (ESPN's "Sportscenter") managed to come up with enough nicknames for those involved to keep my wife laughing. I like that there's no sappy backstory to the contestants. It's pretty much all action. We know their names, what they do for a living and what they look like before, during and after a nasty fall. What else is there?