Sunday, Honor, Knox...baby names gone wild
Posted: Monday, July 14, 2008 5:30 AM by Gael Fashingbauer Cooper
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Pop culture, Celebrities
Nothing's as personal as your first name. Mine is short, which is nice, but it also saddles me with an unusual (Irish) spelling. So I went through childhood unable to find anything personalized, and having to correct people who spelled my name GAIL, GALE, GAYLE or with any other variant. But the more I read about celebrity baby names, the less I have to complain about.
The latest names, of course, are Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, the son and daughter of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. I think Vivienne is quite pretty, and of course Marcheline was the first name of Angelina's late mother. Nothing wrong with honoring your mom.
It's "Knox" that makes me giggle. I always want to follow it up with "Blox," as in "Knox Blox," the cubed JELL-O treat we made as kids. I guess the family wanted all their sons' names to end with "X" -- witness brothers Maddox and Pax. And he continues the never-ending trend of giving babies first names that were commonly used only as last names. (Since my last name is Cooper, I'm amazed at how many little-kid Coopers I meet. Guess we should be flattered.)
This latest batch of star baby names hasn't been that bad. I'll admit it: I kind of like Sunday Rose Kidman Urban, the name Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban gave their baby. "Sunday Rose" has an elegant sound to it. Unfortunately, "Sunday Urban" sounds like a new section in the weekend newspaper. And you just know for the rest of her life, she'll be asked if she was born on a Sunday (she wasn't -- it was a Monday). My niece April, born in June, can relate.
Jessica Alba's daughter is Honor Marie Warren. I like that, too. "Honor" makes me think of Honor Blackman the Bond girl, and names that espouse virtues (Honor, Faith, Hope, Charity) are underused in our world. Marie, though, was the go-to middle name when I was a kid -- every girl I knew had it.
I don't really mind Maddie Briann, although the Madeline/Madeleine/Madison name trend really should run its course. These girls are to their generation what Lisa, Kim and Amy are to mine. You know all their lunches will say "Maddie A." or whatever their last initial is.
And I even like Nicole Richie's choice, Harlow Winter Kate Madden. Harlow makes me think of Jean Harlow and old movie glamour, and Winter is just a pretty word.
I am not so charitable about other celeb choices. I will never warm to Apple -- sorry, Gwyneth. I'm not really a fan of Suri or Shiloh. I always find myself humming that Neil Diamond song about his imaginary friend.
I recently spent some time updating our celebrity baby-name application, and some of the other celebrity baby names still flummox me. Quick, Easton August Anthony, is that a boy or girl? What about Ever Gabo Anderson? BZZZ, time's up, they're both girls, daughters of Elisabeth Rohm and Milla Jovovich, respectively.
I've written about baby names, before, and I can't close without linking to the most hilarious Web resource for baby-name snarking, Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing. I defy you to start reading it and not find a laugh.
Share your thoughts about celeb baby names in the comments.