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Last chance to vote in commercial contest

Posted: Monday, August 04, 2008 5:30 AM by Gael Fashingbauer Cooper
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Next Monday I'll announce the best and worst commercials in our annual summer contest. You've still got time to weigh in -- if you've spotted an ad lately that should contend for either title, post about it in the comments.

Before we get to that final commercial post, though, there are a few topics left to touch on.

Humor in ads
Humor is so subjective. What makes me crack up may be incredibly unfunny to you. I like the concept of the cell-phone ads where families throw away their extra minutes, even though I hate the lecturey, witchy tone of the mom who yells at them for it. Remember the Geico cavemen ads? They started out pretty funny, but got old quickly (don't even mention that horrible sitcom they spawned). Lots of readers think the unibrow woman who uses Planters cashews as perfume  is funny, but I just roll my eyes at that one. One ad series I am enjoying is the one where you see someone's phone talking about how their alter ego isn't going to get the phone call to go do something fun (Motorhead tickets!) because he or she can't get a signal wherever they are. Which ads make you laugh, and which supposedly funny ads just leave you cold?

Regional ads
I don't think it's fair to have an ad that can only be seen in one state contend for the title. But if I did, I'd have to nominate the Washington State Lottery ad from my own state. The video seems to have been yanked offline, but it shows people hang-gliding with flightless birds. At first I was horrified, because I imagined the birds were as scared as I would be if someone forced me to go hang-gliding. But then I watched it again, understood the concept (these birds are finally being allowed to fly), and noted that the birds actually looked pretty happy to be soaring. I'm really not sure why the Lottery has been so diligent about yanking the ad offline, but that's not my call. Tell us about your favorite -- and least favorite -- regional ads in the comments (describe them well if no links are available).

People I hate in ads
Sometimes I see an ad and just take an instant dislike to it because I can't stand the main actor. I guess that's not really fair, and I can't explain it, but personality is everything in these spots and some commercial actors just lack it. Examples:

--The gorgeous woman in the eyeglass ad (apparently it's South African model Tanit Phoenix) who brags about how she depends on her eyes to "capture the wonder of this planet." There's just something so pompous and fake about describing your job in that way, and I don't buy her as a working photographer for one minute. 

--I'm also annoyed by Kitty, the woman who details how many cigarettes she smokes each day and exactly when she smokes each one, and ends the ad by going to her doctor because it's "my time to quit." I'd bet Kitty never succeeds.

--The chirpy model who blathers that "you've got to put Mercury on your list" bugs me too, because no, I don't.

--Sally Field. Look, I loved her in "The Flying Nun" and even now on "Brothers & Sisters," but those ads where she talks about how onerous it is to take one pill a week  get on my last nerve. Can it, Gidget.

--I'm also annoyed by the gray-haired dad who talks about how he and his wife had to postpone their lovin' because their college-age daughter surprised them with a visit. TOO MUCH INFORMATION, Daddy-O! Other erectile dysfunction ads bug me, but this one, with the daughter breaking up mom and dad's planned mattress meeting, is just weirder than the rest.

Tell me I'm not the only one with irrational dislikes of commercial spokespeople, and discuss anything else about TV ads in the comments.

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My favorite ad: the AT&T add where the girls alter ego is talking about how she has no service is this podunk town so she won't get the message about her favorite rocker being just down the street.  I love the part where she says, "one day we'll laugh about this...OR CRY!" cracks me up every time!

I hate that KY commercial for "his and hers KY" where they talk about how the product each gives them something different as they are preparing to make love before their kids get home.  Too much information.  Yuck!
VIVA VIAGRA!!  A group of guys playing their instruments.  One guy begins singing "Viva Viagra!" and they all laugh and join in.  How absolutely cornball can you get?  It has to take the award for the worst ad of all time.
I can't stand the Coke Zero commercial with the eyeball and the tongues. It's just gross. If you haven't seen it, it's an eyeball with legs, telling two tongues that what they are drinking is not Coke, it's Coke Zero. and they don't believe him, because they are tongues, and can't see. i get that they're trying to say they taste the same... but I really don't need two tongues telling me that. Blech.
It was short term, but the Hell Boy/Ghost Hunter cross-promo spot on SciFi Channel was hilarious!  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3QFbPuqPyc

I hate the Axe commercial with the anorexic feminine looking guy is walking along imagining all of the women he sees to be in their underclothes.  At the end he sees one he likes, sprays the Axe and they both turn to each other, he seeing her in her knickers and she seeing him in his disgusting Speedo.  For one thing, they both look like they need to eat some bread or cheese or something, bony things poking out everywhere.  And the other thing is anyone less sexy or desirable looking than the guy I have yet to see.  Especially when he puts his hand on his hip and kind of juts that bony old nasty hip out.  YUCK!
The newest Cingular commercial about the rollover minutes is the best yet.  She sees him sweep "milky minutes" into the garbage, and gets around to how her sister would love to have them.  The way the sons react when he askes, "Isn't your sister lactose intollerant?" is just perfect.  
Love the Discovery Channel ad.  It's this year's GE Dancing Elephant!
I hate the Taco Bell ad with the guys in the elevator talking about the taco one is holding and another guy leans over and takes a bite.  Just a dumb ad.
THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL "BOOM DE AH DA" COMMERCIAL ROCKS. I also like the "do the right thing" ads for Liberty Mutual. Those get to me every time.
The old spice commercials featuring NPH....those are the best.  Hands down!
I absolutely love the Hot Pockets ad with the two young guys.  It starts out with one of them taking a lot of them out of the fridge in the store singing "Hot Pockets" with a huge smile on his face.  Then when the other guy says "Shopping's EASY" I just get a kick outta that one.  Always puts a smile on my face.
I love the baby in the E trade commercials, especially the one where he says "hey girl, can I hit you back". Too cute. I hate the commercial for Secret Deo. The first time we watched it, my husband said, "What were the five reasons?" We missed them because we were so distracted by the stupid girl with nothing else to do but walk around town, annoying people just to expose her pits. Who thought that was good marketing? If they had the police arrest her that would have been a great commercial.
I absolutely LOVE the commercial where the dad takes pictures of the little girl's sock monkey in all of the places he's been and sends them to her. "Sweet pea, apple of my eye..."

I also love the Discovery Channel commercial (who wouldn't?)

I'm not sure if these ads are from previous years but I have to mention the pay-it-forward commercials for Liberty Mutual insurance. They are very thought provoking and inspirational and they should be played more frequently. And they make me smile :)

I cannot stand the Secret deodorant commercial with the woman who keeps lifting up her arms to smell her pits. It is definitely not good advertising.

I also don't the Axe commercial with the girls flying with jet-packs up the guys nose and then having a "scent throwing" party or something. That is ridiculous and I seriously doubt anyone sat there and considered buying that product so they could personally experience girls rocketing up their noses.

Thank you for mentioning the the Sally Field Boniva ads. Rediculous and insensitive to the millions of people on truly life controlling medical regimens.
I cannot stand the Secret deoderant commercials with the woman walking down the steet giving 5 reasons why Secret is such a great deoderant.  You are so distracted by her high-5ing some guy she doesn't know, hailing a taxi and saluting the doorman that you never notice the 5 reasons flashing across the top of the screen.  Beside the fact everything she does is over the top and annoying.  Poorly done.
On the worst list - any of the new Verizon Wireless ads with the 'Dead Zones', especially the guy going to the laundry room and the two boys are in the hallway.  Grates on my last nerve...
The Jack-in-the-Box commercial is the BEST. The guy in the van can't decide how many tacos to get - little wobble head Jack suggests 30 and the guy replies "Thats what I was thinking!" Pure genious, if you think about it. Thats what you call direct marketing.

Also, the gum commercial where there are two foreigners and a dolphin. The animal spits on one of the guys he looks mad - the other guy replies "Oh come on, KiKi, that was funny!" No real reason for being funny, other than it is. I love it.
I don't like the one with Sarah Chalke who tries to identify which women on the street are pulling wedgies out of their backsides and she even confronts one before informing her about panties that don't wedge.  Pahlease!  Its supposed to be humorous, but it annoys me more than anything!
Chiming in... The commercial that has to be my least favorite right now is the one with the girl running around town with arms in the air, showing and smelling her pits. The pits!! And foolish marketing. Close behind are all Burger King ads with the King in mask and constume, and the giant cockroach ads, and Billy Mays screaming about anything. As for faves: love Neil Patrick Harris as fake doc, the beer commercial that reminds me of the old Coke "Hilltop" commercial "I'd like to buy the world a Coke...", Discovery commercial with "I love the flowers..." as the song, dad sending sock monkey photos to kid, ad for same company (?) with dad and son sharing breakfast across the world from each other, and Cingular ad about milky rollover minutes - my favorite bit is the little finger wave (unh-uh!) of the mom to her son at the very end of the spot.
Here's one with an actress that just bugs me: it's for Vonage (I think), and she's talking about all the ways Vonage is better/cheaper than traditional phone service. I find her incredibly annoying, and when she supposedly bumps the phone company guy off the screen with her hip, I just want to throw something at the TV>
the Peto Bismal ads make me sick, and makes me less likely to buy Pepto,  I mean really who sings when they have diarrhea?
Great Commercials: Neil Patrick Harris is great in his "I played a fake doctor on tv ad". I totaly love that one.

I live in Washington State and I love the Group Health commercials. Most people probably dont see those nationwide but they are awesome.


Horrible, they should be ashamed of themselves Commercials: Any burger king ad with that scary king in it. I refuse to go to burger king as long as those are running. When that king is looking in windows, sleeping in beds, etc it just seems to stalker-ish to me.
The guy on the Discovery channel that does the ads for tougher in Alaska or whatever that show is. He is disgusting and rubs me in so many wrong ways. I love shows like Ice Road Truckers and Dirty Jobs but I wont watch this one cause of the host. I even change off Discovery to avoid his commercials.

The new Secret Deoderant commercial. I will by Degree after this. How stupid can a commercial get. Do the makers of Secret really think we are so stupid that we cant understand anything intelligent so they have to market like this?
My new favorite commercial has Jeff Gordon, Elliot Sadler, Jimmie Johnson and Kevin Harvick in it.  They are hosting a call in advice show and a guy calls in about how his girlfriend complains about his spare tire.  Each of the guys gives his advice and Harvick's is to try a new girlfriend.  The delivery is great and the look on Sadler's face is hilarious.  I'm not sure what product it's for but it cracks me up everytime.  And I'm a girlfriend!
I am annoyed by the freecreditreport.com ads. The melody they use in every commercial is annoying and their newest one where he sings about his "dream" wife become a terrible burden because of her credit rating is completely ridiculous. also the political ads where they do nothing but trash the other candidate are annoying.
The secret commercial has to be the most annoying. What person in the right mind would stroll around throwing their arms in the air just to show their deoderant works. Its just a all around stupid premise.
I like the Tide-to-Go commercial where the stain is talking over the person applying for the job.  It cracks me up everytime.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgtfC5LBAW4

I hate anything with BILLY MAYS!!!!!! in it.  This guy shouts at everything and everybody.  The constant repeating of the same Ford F150 ad during football games.  And, last but not least, the Hillshire Farm ad where the neighborhood guys all yell "Go Meat!"

Ads I like?  Come to think of it, I don't like any of them.  LOL!
the Discovery Channel ad is, without a doubt, one of my favorite commercials ever. EVER. And this from someone who used to watch TV mainly for the commercials. It has a great catchy song, a great message, and plugs the shows in an awesome way. (And the live version, on YouTube, even has the Cash Cab guy!)

The worst? Well, I'm ready to see a smack-down between Billy Mays and Vince the ShamWow ("ya followin' me, camera guy??") spokesman...

I love the discovery channel ad.  really clever use of music and imagery.  I can't stand the pretentious sounding woman in the eye glass add "I depend on my eyeglasses" in that creepy voice.  I hit mute every time it comes on.  Also agree that particularly obnoxious are the ads with the woman detailing her smoking and Sally Field (it's too hard to take one pill a week?  what are you, a simpleton?)  For a regional ad I hate, I live in Michigan.  There's an ad for a casino that talks about Chad.  They show him with a bunch of women and doing all kinds of things.  I thought they were making fun because he looks like a lounge lizard but apparently the commercial is serious.  They think people want to be like Chad.  I want to not be anywhere near Chad.
I can't stand the woman named "Sharyn" who's an account manager that uses Head-on or Active-On.  Account Manager my butt, she sounds like a bar fly and she's kind creepy looking.
Ads I love:

*AT&T Dad going to make-out point, also the guy playing hoops, hanging with the townies.

*Holiday Inn - MBA Class, guy with goofy Blackberry ringtone ("Yo, your phone's ringing - best pick it up.")

*FreeCreditReport with the dude in the subcompact car with his "posse gettin' laughed at".

*Sunoco - Elliot Sadler as the "Master of Disguise"

*Tylenol - the one mentioned about with Jeff Gordon and Kevin Harvick.

*Nationwide ad - girl telling friend about great insurance deal, while girl across the street throws stuff at boyfriend, hitting first girl's car while friend watches.

*JC Penney - Breakfast Club ad (although I do wonder if the movie had to be explained to the kids in the ad had

Ads I hate:

*Secret Commercial w/girl smelling her pits.  EW!

*ALL ED commercials

*All commercials with Kelly Ripa

*Allstate commericials with Kasey Kahne and the "grandmas"

*Carl Edwards ad for VitaminWater (spiritual advisor - Ralph Macchio)

I know there are more...I'll try to rememeber them...
The commercial I hate most is "It's my money and I need it NOW!!!" Why are they screaming out their windows? Are the neighbors supposed to pony up the dough? Can't change the channel fast enough.

I love the freecreditreport.com jingles, even though the product is a scam.
I hate, hate, HATE the talking baby e-trade commercial!  I know some people think they're funny, but making babies talk is just plain creepy.  I like Discovery's Boom-di-yada commercial, and the freecreditreport.com commercial.  I also like the Clorox commercials in which kids use their imaginations in the bathtub, making it into underwater life, or soaring a flying machine overhead, etc.

By the way, has anyone seen the Sarah McLachlan (sp?) commercial for the ASPCA or Humane Society?  She's singing that haunting song "Angel."  I defy anyone who sees it not to get teary-eyed and run right out to help animals.  So touching!!
I love the knew Starz/Encore commercials based on the ED ads. The people, walking hand in hand, and the voiceover coming in about "When the time is right, you don't want any interruptions." It is brilliant.
The commercial for Osteoporosis for women past menopause - then it says it's not to be taken by women who are pregnant, or may become pregnant - excuse me, but DUH!  If you're "past menopause" you can't get pregnant!!!
Makes me crazy every time.
"The Most Interesting Man in the World" Dos Equis commercial is the one that I can't turn off. Great concept. The man admits he doesn't often drink beer, but when he does, he drinks Dos Equis. Bet that was a tough sell in the presentation meeting, but the Agency didn't cave.
I like most of talking cell phone ads, but I really hate the one where the guy in Hong Kong mispronounces the client's name.  Most of the ads are just about people placed in embarassing or uncomfortable positions -- this one is humiliating, you can see how hard he's trying to get everything right.  Not only that, it'll probably cost him his job.
If there were to ever be a winner for most moving ad, its one of those 'sponsor a child' ads, but it talks about these two boys, about how the olderone cares for his younger brother- bathes him, feeds him, gives him his mat to sleep on. And as if i wasn't crying enough already, they show that same boy crying and wiping his tears with his shirt. Ugh, my eyes are welling up just thinking about it. And I'm so mad I forgot the name of the group it was for because it really made me want to sponsor a child. I wanted to go to africa and be all angelina jolie/madonna and take them home.
I am voting for two.  Why?  Because I can.  :)  The Discovery Channel commercial and the Jeep (Rock My Gently) commercial.  They are two very funny, witty, catchy, entertaining commercials.  
I absolutely hate the Cheerios commercial with the man who puts his foot in his mouth about his wife losing weight. The couple just annoys me!

I love #1 Phelps fan!
The "Always" commercials about "Have a Happy Period" really annoy me! Whoever thinks that a woman is supposed to have "warm fuzzies" during that time of the month is an idiot!

Again with the Charmin bears - I HATE them! Dancing around and that huge grin when they wipe? GROSS!

I don't know if anyone's mentioned this before but I love the new Coke Zero ads with the eyeball talking to the tounges that are drinking it - asking them what they are drinking and they keep insisting it's Coke, not Coke Zero. They have about 3 of them. The ones where the tounges are dumb rednecks and tell the eyeball he's stupid and another I can think of is they tell the eyeball he's fat and he gets upset about it.
I do like the commercials for Progressive with the same girl in it... like the one where the husband and wife are in line, and he's buying insurance for all of their stuff, and then the wife says "Honey, we don't have a boat..." and the Progressive girl says "Surprise!" to save face for the husband.  And the one where the girl says that she saves a lot of money, and the girl says "...or, maybe for a big tricked out name-tag!"  OK.  Maybe I just think that she is kind of a sweet and innocent yet dorky cute, but the "big tricked out name-tag" still makes me chuckle...
I don't think anyone has mentioned this ad, and I don't know if it's national (it should be: it's for Outback Steakhouse), but I absolutely crack up every time I see the commercial where the foursome is golfing, then they decide that they'll eat at Outback when they're done, and they proceed to absolutely blow through the rest of their game.  There's a sequence where they all take their tee shots at the same time, then they "putt" by guiding the ball with their club - just hysterical.

Best commercial of the year though, by far, is the Discovery Channel Boom Di Ah Dah - just so well done.
I saw a commercial for "Mighty Dog" last night that was really clever: you see signs for "Saint Bernard" and pictures of snowy mountains, then the shadow of what looks like a huge Saint Bernard dog with the traditional keg of brandy.  Then the camera pulls back, and you see...a very small weiner dog, who then races off to save the day! That one cracked me up!

Hate Billy Mays, any ED commercial, the Secret girl and so many others! Absolutely love the spraying baby in the diaper ad and the Discovery channel ads!
Oh, I also hate the new Subway ad with the snotty-eye rolling girl who talks about how as a kid she has no power, but at Subway she can get whatever she wants on her sandwich and she "eats it up". Welcome to childhood snot girl and suck it up. Really? A sandwich is going to make you feel empowered? Get a life...
This set of badgering car saleman commercials made me laugh when i saw them.  They are actually regional commercials from North Carolina.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-SK1-iILlY
I can't stand the commercial for Secret with the woman flashing her pits at everyone she passes. Who does that? It's too weird. I'm also tired of the Honda commercial with the "van gods." Enough already!
The Burger King commercials are just creepy, all of them. I haven't seen the Visa check card commercial when they are playing the theme from "Brazil" lately, but that one is very disturbing. I think anyone who has seen the movie would agree with me on that one.
I have to throw a vote in for Justin Timberlake in the Pepsi ad.  He just seems like such an awful good sport.  Who knew?
LOVED: The Boom Di A Da ad from the Discovery Channel (which has been discussed in depth already)
Also really like the Puma ad with the people (in Puma gear of course) running and jumping in the air and then being caught and held up by other dudes all in black so it looks like the jumpers are just suspended in these cool poses. And the song "New shoes" that goes with it is perfect.

HATED: The gum ad (brand?) where the girl drinks from the guys mouth instead of the water cooler. Cause the gum is so mouthwatering. Ew.

GETTING QUITE SICK OF: The Free Credit Report ads. Seriously. Let it die.
Oh!  I thought of a really BAD one...

...the NutraSystem commerical with Jillian Barberie.  UGH!

"I love football." [catches ball] "Now how many girls can do that?"

WHAT?

I'd wager that most girls can catch a ball on cue.  Oh, are you talking about how many girls can SAY that (love sports)?  Probably a good number.

BTW - I want to see the NutraSystem ads with guys in tiny swimwear.

No sexism in THAT ad.

Sorry - unless you have Hollywood trainers and money, you are never going to look like that.


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