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Cake wrecks, yearbook yourself

Posted: Monday, August 25, 2008 6:00 AM by Gael Fashingbauer Cooper
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It's been a while, so how about a Multi-link Monday? You know the drill: I offer up five time-wasting but fun links to get your work week off to a smashing start. You're invited to add your own link suggestions in the comments.

• I took a cake-decorating class once. I had a blast, but I was humiliated by being the only person who finished the entire class and never once successfully crafted a frosting rose. So while I laugh my head off at the disasters on Cake Wrecks, I kind of feel their pain, too. Whether it's simply a super-inappropriate cake choice or a decorator who just didn't get it, this blog is hilarious. And the cakes features aren't by unpaid schmoes like me, they're cakes someone actually paid money for -- so their badness is kind of unforgiveable.

• My friend and co-worker Kim Carney found Yearbook Yourself, where you can upload a photo of yourself into the stereotypical yearbook shot of various decades. See yourself with 1980s big hair, or a late-'70s Farrah 'do, or...oh, wait, I can just look in my real yearbooks for that. I uploaded one of almost-10-month-old Kelly, and cracked up as I saw a little bit of what my little girl might look like in the goofy styles of yesteryear. She looks great with a 'fro, not so good with a 1960s Marlo Thomas flip.

• When AMC's fab "Mad Men" showed bits and pieces of Jackie Kennedy giving her 1962 TV tour of her White House renovations, I was itching to watch the whole thing. Apparently I wasn't the only one -- AMC has put the entire tour online (broken into four parts).  Oh, how long ago those times seem. Want more? Here are plenty of photos of the renovation. (Love the swimming-pool mural!) Apparently the new Oval Office was finished while JFK and Jackie were on their fateful trip to Dallas, and it was dismantled before Jackie even returned.

• I know some of you love online games and such, so for you, I present this simple, yet strangely compelling, Internet kaleidoscope. Trippy! (Via The Stranger's Slog.)

• Reader-submitted link: Thanks to Amanda for this fun one. She says "Here is a good time-wasting site. Supposedly it is an Air Force test. The object of the game is to move the red block around without getting hit by the blue blocks or touching the black walls. If you can go longer than 18 seconds, you are phenomenal.  It's been  said that the US Air Force uses this for fighter pilots. They are expected to go for at least 2 minutes." Well, if that is true, then I'd be a heckuva Air Force pilot, since I lasted a gargantuan one second. I hope I will never have to defend our country from marauding blue blocks.

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I survived 20.531 seconds on my 3rd try.  Guess I'm phenomenal.  I think they probably should raise their standards.
And they said video games would never get me anywhere!  Hah!  I lasted for well over 2 minutes on the Air Force test...it's all about getting a rhythm of figure 8's going.  Same tactic I used to beat Space Harrier when I was a kid. Who knew that years of shooting down really big snakes and jellyfish would prepare me for flying a fighter? ;-)
I loved looking at all the cakes. It is amazing what some people have done on a cake! Crazy! :) And I tried the Air Force test thingie. So far the longest I have lasted is 20.998 seconds. Woohoo!
i checked out all the links but the best by far is Cake Wrecks. I have laughed all day til my body hurts! I cried the makeup off my right eye it was so good! Now my co-worker's on the next computer over laughing her left eye makeup off! Thanks for upping our Monday.
I made it to 18 seconds on the red-block test!

The Cake Wrecks site is hilarious!

Thanks for bringing back Multi-link Monday, Gael!
I couldn't believe how bad I was at guessing various world accents -http://www.languagetrainersgroup.com/accent_game.html - perhaps fellow readers will fare better!
Cake Wrecks is hysterical!!! I laughed so hard tears came out of my eyes. It should be labeled "not safe for work" for all the effort I had to put into not bursting out laughing and scaring my cubical neighbors. Not to mention making my boss wonder what was up.
Cake Wrecks is hilarious! I laughed so hard I cried, and it seemed like the cakes got funnier the further back through the posts I went...
18.317 Secs (after 3 tries)

I enjoyed the Cake Wrecks.  Keep Multi-link Mondays going.
loved the cakes!! another fun website is totallylookslike.com (most comparisons are spot on) and its' sister sites-loldogz and lolcats that are listed at the top of the home page.
Cake Wrecks - funniest blog ever!!
Here's a good time-wasting site: http://mazzanet.id.au/ball.php The idea is to click on the ball to make it turn colors. Jiggling it up and down works best.
I can't figure out how to submit a link.  Do I just put a comment here?  Anyway, here's a feel-good link, hopefully it isn't old news and I am just behind the times.  It could also be a good contender for the next ad contest.
http://www.milienzo.com/2007/07/10/epuron-advert-will-make-you-smile/


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