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All the Pringle haters! More misheard lyrics

Posted: Monday, April 06, 2009 6:00 AM by Gael Fashingbauer Cooper
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We've discussed misheard lyrics before, but it's a topic that just keeps on giving, There are always new songs, and always new ways to mishear them.

The current reincarnation of this topic was inspired by me singing Beyonce's "Single Ladies" to my toddler daughter, only for her, I sing, "All the single babies! All the single babies!" (We don't hang with the married babies -- they're trouble.) I didn't actually mishear the lyrics that way, but it's just a lot more fun.


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They tried to make me grow a beehive, but I said no, no, no. Or, yes, yes, yes. Either way.

KissThisGuy.com, one of the best misheard lyrics sites, has some other great interpretations of "Single Ladies" though. My favorite is "All the Pringle haters! All the Pringle haters!" It's just fun to imagine a group of people out there who only eat Bugles, or Ruffles, or Doritos, because they JUST HATE PRINGLES THAT MUCH. (Someone else suggests "all the cigarettes," but to me, that's just not as funny.)

The All-American Rejects' song, "Gives You Hell," is on TV almost as much as it is on the radio these days. I've seen it in plenty of promo ads for shows and movies, it seems. Anyway, someone thought "When you see my face, hope it gives you hell," was "When you see my face, OPRAH gives you hell."

Amy Winehouse's "Rehab" is irresistably catchy, and turned out to be pretty prophetic, as Winehouse has been in and out of various programs.  But the famous lyric, "they tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no, no, no" has been misheard by at least one person as "they tried to make me grow a beehive, but I said no, no, no." (Actually, if you look at some of Winehouse's pictures, she apparently said yes, yes, yes.)

I have to confess a misheard lyric of my own. T.I. and Justin Timberlake have a song, "Dead and Gone," and it has the following words: "I've been traveling on this road too long, just trying to find my way back home, but the old me's dead and gone, dead and gone." Well, I heard it as "but my homey's dead and gone, dead and gone."

So let's open it up to your own misheard lyrics. We've gone over the most popular ones before ("Big old Jed had a light on," "there's a bathroom on the right," "rockin' the catbox," "wrapped up like a douche"), so strive for fresher mishearings, but I'm sure we'll have some repeats. You can read through our old posts on this topic here.

Need another misheard lyric site to check your version? In addition to KissThisGuy, I like AmIRight.com, which has expanded way past misheard lyrics into all kinds of musical humor.

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Beck's song "Two Turntables and a Microphone" really confused me--I thought I was hearing "two-ton titties and a microphone".
I can't understand a word Rihanna says or sings, so "Disturbia" is like my own personal nightmare.  I could've sworn it was "scurvy love."
I think it's Timbaland who sings, "It's too late to pologize,leaving off the 'a'. Due to the context of the song, I was singing (outloud of course) "It's too late to call it jive" when I was laughed at.    
My daughter (now 32) came home from first grade singing "Fleas on the Dog"...also known as "Feliz Navidad".
My parents laugh about the misheard lyric "Ain't no woman like the One-Eyed-Gawt" (rather than "one I got").  My personal favorite is the Hootie & the Blowfish song lyric "I wanna love you, the best that I can"... a friend thought it was "I wanna love, but the b*tch said I can't".  
Mine was for the Beatles' "Paperback Writer."  For the longest time (seriously, until I was in college), I thought the lyric was "Take a back right turn" instead of "Paperback Writer."  I was so embarrassed when I found out the real lyric.

Another one is "What Becomes of the Broken-hearted." With the lyric, "Who had love that's now departed," my brother and I think the singer said "farted" (we were in elementary school, in our defense).  My dad would sing the song with our version, which would make us collapse with giggles.
One I still get teased about by my brother:  "Help me Rhonda, help me get a ride on my horse."  Hey, I was only 8 or 9 at the time!
To the people of "KissThisGuy.com" unless I'm mistaken you are refering to Jimi Hendrix's "Purple Haze" lyrics. In fact in live shows Hendrix actually sang "kiss this guy" while pointing to his drummer Mitch Mitchell on occasion. I have been collecting Hendrix books and music for 35 years so this isn't something I just made up. I love misheard lyrics and in the band "Yes" the other day I heard "toilet rainbow" in a song of theirs. Gotta love it. Thanks
Berlin's Riding on the Metro...I thought it was writing on the men's room.  Also, "standing in apologies", sounded like "standing in a pile of cheese."
Aerosmith's "DUde Looks Like A Lady".  A female co-worker thought the lyric was "Do ME Like A lady".
A buddy of mine growing up was certain he knew all about this dude Van Halen sang about named "Maxwell Jump".
George Harrison's single "I've got my mind set on you"...I sang it as "Back up, I might sit on you" for weeks!
I though Ray J's "Sexy Can I" song was saying "Sexy can I just park my mantis". And Lady Gaga's "Just Dance" said "Just dance, gotta doo doo".
A friend in college heard Aerosmith's "Dude looks like a lady" as "Do the naked lady." To this day, I still laugh when I hear that sone.
In the Doobie Brothers' song, China Grove, instead of the correct lyric "China Grove" I heard the words "Town Drunk" -- as in: "...talkin' 'bout the town drunk, wo ho ho... wo ho, town drunk."  Don't know what that was all about.  

Oh, and my mom used to sing (instead of Bring me a Higher Love) Bring me an Iron Lung.  
Of course, another classic...

Steve Miller Band - Big Ol' Jet Airliner. Or, I could swear he was saying... "Big Uncle Jed Left the Light On..."
I always thought it was "so I'm packin' my bags for the best of my days" on the Led Zeppelin song "Misty Mountain Hop" -- which I like quite better than the reality (so I'm packin' my bags for Misty Mountain).

A co-worker was singing along w/ the radio a few years back and actually -- honestly -- thought the Commodores' disco hit was "She's a brick -- ow!" It was all I could do to not burst out laughing. But I didn't want her to stop to be sure I truly was hearing her right. I was.
One of my co-worker's legitimately thought that the chorus to Van Halen's 'Panama' was 'Had Enough! Had Enou-ugh!'  He started singing it at the end of a work day and we all giggled heartily.
When I was in college, John Cougar Mellencamp released "Rain on the Scarecrow" which contains the lyric, "Called my old friend Schepman up to auction off the land."  My friend Chris insisted what he heard instead was, "Called up old French Edmundson to auction off the land."  I still can't listen to the song today and not hear it with Chris's version.
For years my husband thought Carly Simon's "You're So Vain" was "You're So Lame".  He said it made more sense that way.  How could he be vain when the song was actually about him?  Duh...
My brother used to sing the lyrics to the Garth Brooks song, "I'm much to young to be in Itanbul", instead of "I'm much to young to feel this damn old".
My mom always sang the song "I Need to Know" by Marc Anthony as "Tiny Tindo." After learning the correct lyrics, she admitted that she thought he was singing about a small Nintendo.
An girl friend of mine grew up thinking the WHO's Don't get fooled again was about World Starvation.  For real she thought they said "You don't get FOOD again"  Fricking hilarious, I had a hard time proving to her otherwise....
While DJing in a night club, a girl asked for "Dingo Ride".  I asked her to sing it and she sang, "it takes two to make a Dingo Ride".  According to Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock the song "It Takes Two", goes "it takes two to make a thing go right".
Oh gosh... classics:
"Hold me closer, Tony Danza" (Tiny Dancer)
"Searchin' for my lost jiggersaw" (shaker of salt, Margaritaville)
"I ain't big on salsa places" (social graces, Friends in Low Places")
"Cross-eyed bear that you gave to me" (cross I bear, You Oughta Know)

Oh I could go on...
I just thought of another one...I used to think the lyrics to the Bonnie Tyler song, "Angel of the Morning" were "just brush my teeth before you leave me" instead of "just brush my cheek before you leave me".
A couple of country misheard lyrics:

From my daughter (then age 6) - Steve Holy's "I Gotta Brand New Girlfriend" was playing while on our way to school when my daughter asked "why would she hang around while he gassed?" After pulling over because I was laughing so hard I explained it was "hang around awhile I guess."

Then there's the Keith Urban song "Think of Me" where a co-worker thought it was "take my Kathy Lee sweater" as opposed to "take my cat and leave my sweater".
My ex tought that "big old jet air liner" was "big old Jed and Lina" - dunno what she was on, and she criticises me for not knowing what lyrics mean.
My brother and I thought "Evil Woman" was Burrito Woman..... listen, you'll agree. And the Beatles "Band on the Run" Sure sounds like Man on the Rug to me!
A high school friend of mine thought the Who song "Eminence Front" was called "Livin' in a swamp."  
A friend thought the lyrics in Sister Golden Hair were "I could not make it Sunday cause I got some dandy grass" rather than ".. cause I got so damn depressed." We were in college so it made sense.
When my daughter (now in her early 30s) was about four, she heard ACDC and went around singing "Dirty Deeds Doctor Teeth"  She was a big Muppets fan.
A friend of mine thought that Def Lepard's most famous song went "Pour some sugar on me! oooh...when you need mom's love!"  (instead of "in the name of love!")  I like his version better.
Black Sabbath - Crazy train. I always thought Ozzy was screaming "Cannibal", not "all aboard"
my wife tells me that when she and my brother in law were kids, he'd sing prince's hit "raspberry sorbet." but, she apparently used to sing "Fan-tassy ride" instead of fantastic ride. Regrettably, I have to admit that I thought Baby Bash's "suga suga" had the new age lyric: "eatin natural foods hanging out by the pool" rather than the correct version: "And we some natural fools blowin out by the pool"
also, my wife used to sing "way down south" instead of "lay down sally"
In Madonna'a La Isla Bonita, for some reason I thought she said,"young girls with eyes like pimentos" instead of "the desert."  
Two great ones from college - Prodigy's "Smack My B!@ch Up" was misinterpreted to be "Snap my picture" and Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" was "Hold me closer Tony Danza"
I don't think I misheard it, I just thought it was more fun to sing Ray J's "Sexy Can I" as "Sexy can I borrow your pajamas."
First time I heard Jesus Christ Superstar was on an AM radio at extreme range with traffic around me and I caught only part of it. I thought it was a commercial and they were singing Eat French Fries. The next time I had a better connection and had a laugh at myself
My son sings "Juice Box Hero" instead of Jukebox hero
A friend of mine thought that I Would Die 4 U by Prince said Apple Dapple Do. Yes, she really did. It was Prince after all.

I thought that Bennie and Jets was saying she's got electric boobs and a mohair suit in stead of she's got electric boots a mohair suit.

Also, thought Rock the Casbah by the Clash said Rob the Cashbox.
My daughter used to sing the old 70's song "Time Passages" as "Flying Sausages"...still makes me laugh 30 years later!!
My nephew thought the Kenny Rogers song Lucille, was saying 4 hundred childen and a crop in the field.  I makes me laugh anytime I hear that song.
My brother thought Tina Turner's "What's Love Got To Do With It?" was sung: "What's love Doctor Do, Doctor Doolittle"
When my brother and I were younger, we heard Garth Brooks "Shameless" but for months my Mom, brother and I swore that he sang "I'm Shaving..."
I had a college roommate who belted out her own part of "Sweet Home Alabama":  "a Southern man don't need a plow, anyhow"

...and I've just given up trying to remember the right words and sing "wrapped up like a douche" every time...
In high school, Warren G's "Regulators" was huge.  There is a line that says "I can't believe they're taking Warren's wealth" that I always sang as "I can't believe they're taking Lawrence Welk".  I couldn't figure out why Warren G would be hangin' with the ballroom dancer from PBS.
My son heard Timbaland's "Apologize", the line.."it's too late to apologize" Became "it's too late to call the giants!"

I laughed so hard
Two favorites of mine:

1. My sister used to mix up the line "pleasures remain, so does the pain" from Depeche Mode's Enjoy the Silence with "pleasures remain, soldiers burping" (a mental image I still laugh at everytime I hear the song).

2. I've heard many people mix up REM's Orange Crush line "I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush" with "I've got my Sprite, I've got my Orange Crush" as if the band were enjoying some soft drinks (much more understandable than the previous "soldiers burping" of course).
some of you need to get your hearing checked.


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