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Commercial contest: Liberty Mutual's raw ads

Posted: Monday, June 15, 2009 6:00 AM by Gael Fashingbauer Cooper
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It's that time again: As summer kicks in, I'm starting up my annual TV commercial contest.

There aren't really many, if any, rules. We hash out the good, the bad and the ugly of recent commercials in posts and comments here, and when we're done, I choose the best and the worst TV commercial of recent months. (Your comments greatly inform the decision, but the final choice ends up being mine alone ... there's just no other way to do it.)

We try to stick to ads that debuted in the last six months, though that's not a hard-and-fast rule. Ads that have won in the past can't win again, and we try not to repeat discussion of them.

Inevitably, people will leave comments about how ignorant we are for chatting about commercials when they don't own a TV and instead sit around reading Dostoyevsky in the original Russian. The words "get a life" will be used. People will introduce this newfangled concept of "TiVo" and suggest we fast-forward every single ad. Others will attack any criticism of a bad ad, saying that the sheer fact that the commercial is remembered means that it did its job. Yes, yes. Heard it all before. I'm sure I'll approve some of those comments anyway -- I do every year -- but I'm hoping they'll be kept to a minimum. I still get a huge kick out of this contest or I wouldn't be continuing the tradition.

After all, just when you think nothing on TV can surprise you, you stumble upon an ad like the one that overwhelmingly won our best-commercial honor last year, the Discovery Channel's lovely "Boom-di-ada" promo, set to an old summer-camp song. ("I love tornadoes, I love ara-ch-nids, I love hot magma, I love the giant squids!") It's a near-perfect ad, and in a world where we can usually find three times as many bad ads as good ones to discuss, it was a much-needed gem.

I cheated last year when it came to the worst-commercial honor, giving it not to one ad, but to a spokesman. BILLY MAYS FOR OXI CLEAN! BILLY MAYS FOR ORANGE GLO! BILLY MAYS FOR SCREAMERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE! Mr. Mays takes that nice happy buzz I had from watching the Discovery Channel ad and STOMPS ON IT AND THEN THROWS IT RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW! But anyway, he can't win again. Or lose again. Whatever.

Here are the other past winners/losers.

2007
Best: PetSmart bulldog gives away his toy
Worst: Sour Skittles milks a man (David Groh of "Rhoda" fame, who's since died)

2006
Best: Talking cows for Real California Cheese
Worst: HeadOn! Apply directly to your...well, you get the idea.

2005
Best: How did HP work their "Frames" magic?
Worst: Tampax rocks the boat

2004
Best: Citibank voice-switching identity-theft ads
Worst: AAAAUGH! Digger the Dermatophyte, the Lamisil toenail monster

And I'll just throw out one topic to get you started: What is up with those new Liberty Mutual ads? I've admitted to loving the ones where people spot another person doing a good deed and then pay it forward by doing one themselves. But now, with tough economic times battering us all, LM has a new series that replaces those ads. Apparently they're all set within the life of the same family, the Marlowes, and they cover the hard times, such as deciding if grandpa can live alone anymore, or whether their son can stay in college if dad loses his job.

The notable thing about these ads is that they're really not in context. You see a snippet of a scene that feels more like a TV drama than an ad. Most memorable for me: Siblings sharing that dad wandered off again and one asks what the other plans to do about it. "What do I plan to do? You're PART OF THIS FAMILY!" screams the woman. (Note: I swear I saw this one, but now there's a tamer one where she says something different.) And here's the kicker: The New York Times says the ads are directed by Harmony Korine of "Kids" and "Gummo" fame, which actually ... makes sense.

I guess I should appreciate the ads for being honest and not denying bad times. But not only do they confuse me about what they're selling, I kind of feel like a kid whose mom and dad are fighting and want to go hide under the bed. They feel raw and personal, which is obviously intended. But do they sell the company's products? And even if they do, do they go too far?

Discuss the Marlowes or any other ad that's bugging or thrilling you these days in the comments.

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You need to look at the latest Axe Deodorant ad where the guy turns into chocolate and then sprinkles his nose on top of ice cream cones, has his arm ripped off by someone in a car and someone takes a bite out of his rear on public transit.

Who pays people to come up with this crap and why don't they pay me instead?
Yea,the terminix commercials are funny. Like the one where the termite comes to the door and says his car broke down and he wants to come in and use the phone.
I love Flo, the Progressive girl. She has actual personality - a trait I find lacking in many commercial spokes-people.

I was also a big fan of the turkey commercial that was shown around Thanksgiving - it showed a woman struggling with a HUGE turkey. It keeps slipping and she drops it on the floor. Then, while trying to hoist it back into the sink, it flies through the window & beans her husband in the head. Wonderful.

I'm also a fan of the butt dialing folks. It's a real occurrence & they showed a very real exchange about it.
I like the breakfast commercials (Jimmy Dean?) with the guy dressed up as the sun and all his planetary friends.
I like the Dos Equis guy - The Most Interesting Man In The World!
I think the Prius ads are just plain creepy.  I don't have a communicable reason why, I just get so creeped out when I see all those people dressed as flowers and grass.  It's to the point where I hear the music and have to look away!  I say bring back the flour covered children in the "I said how are the kids" cell phone commercial!
My nomination for the worst commercial is the one for Castrol motor oil, with a Scottish guy whacking people with a dipstick while saying "Think with your dipstick, Jimmy!"  I cringe every time it comes on.
So far the worst ad of the season has to be the one for Posti-Vac (the only cure for erectile disfunction covered by Medicaid) As if the idea of a vacuum pump isn't frightening enough, we then get testimonials (from guys who look like they were recruited at the bar across the street from the trailor park) telling us "You can either be all you can be or you won't." and "Put some life back into your life" and finally "If you have a brain in your head, you'll pick up the phone and order this product."  This little gem makes Enzyte Bob look like a work of art.
I particularly like the E-Trade commercials with the kid in the high chair.  There are two that make me stop to watch them.  The first is "Shank-a-potamiss," and the second one is when the second baby keeps breaking out in song.  
I'm more likely to STOP buying a product because of their ad....  That said, Pepsi's "I'm good" commercial still has me smiling.  Especially the golf club bit. Acting, action, humor - it's the ad I'll stay in the room just to watch.  
Bing dot com's "Search Overload Syndrome" is the most ANNOYING thing I have ever seen in my life.  Everybody in my family screams and changes the channel whenever it comes on. My husband and I nearly got concussions from head-butting each other in a simultaneous dive for the remote control.
In my opinion, the WORST is definitely the Optimum Online Triple Play. Especially the Spanish version. Annoying like shit.. can't stand the song.
Geico's commercials are always bad. Gawd..Who came out with those shits?

TV ads are mostly annoying. Sadly, I can't think of any that I like. That's why I always watch shows on Hulu.
I just love those cool hamsters in the Kia Soul commercial. They need a show of their own.
The worst commercial is the guy with the water works underarms that spays all over people. Very gross.
I loved Discovery Channel's "Crabby Thanksgiving" ad for the "Deadliest Catch" marathon last Thanksgiving. "Give turkey the bird! Eat crab!" says Captain Phil Harris. It was great.
Ooops, So happy about the Pepsi guys, "I'm good!" commercials, I almost forgot the hamsters in the Kia - very cute - and the Dad with "What does she look like?" about someone's granny. So that's 3 ads I like.

As for the worst fo the worst: anything Geico and Burger King - crrreeepy.  
Love the Heineken walk in commercial.  The roll-over minutes mom still cracks me up.  

Worst commercial - alltel with Chad and the guys.  It's not that their bad, I'm just done with the whole concept.
Toby, good call on the E-Trade baby (though I think you'll find it's "shankapotamus," not "shankasaurus"); my favorite is the one where he gets an apparently explicit call from a girlfriend on his BlackBerry. "Bad girl!"

Blue in Texas, thanks EVER so much for reminding me of that very squicky Quiznos commercial. I wonder how long it'll take me to the image of an oven talking dirty to a young (teen?) counter-boy out of my head? [shudder]
LOVE the Heineken walk-in fridge ad - hysterical!  Hate the Geico money with eyes and the "natural male enhancement" ads.
I have to say the worst are the Progressive ads with that annoying woman. The hair, the eye makeup and the red lipstick. I just want to rip my hair out. I can't stand the  sight of her or the sound of her voice and the stupid things she says. Makes me wanna wretch.
Good: Home Depot ad featuring Joey Logano (NASCAR driver) just getting started

Bad: Cell phone commercial series with poker chips as 'roll over minutes'. The kid SERIOUSLY needs to have his phone taken away by now!

Ugly: Discovery Channel for giving Billy Mays and Anthony Sullivan (two most annoying spokesmen) AN ENTIRE SERIES!!!
LOVE THE COMMERCIAL CONTEST! Look forward to it every year!

Best commercial (series of) this year is definitely the Toyota Prius ads. Love those. They are visually awe inspiring and the music is uplifting. The context behind the visual is unmistakable, and it is just incredibly creative.

Worst - that McDonald's Filet-o-Fish ad. Seriously, the Big Mouth Bass singing wall plaques were big (I use the term loosely) 7 years ago? Why is this funny now? Not to mention it's just generally disturbing.
I, too, love the McDonalds "billy bass" singing "give me back that filet-o-fish." Too funny.
Hate the Geico-Rockwell spot featuring the money with big eyes. Annoying!
But the commercial I hate the absolute most is for Jitterbug cell phones for retired folks that they believe are too stupid to know how to dial a phone or add a contact to their address book. Seriously, seniors citizens carried this country through WWII and the depression; they can work a cell phone!
Oh - I forgot that Quizno's ad with the Torpedo. That's a tie for worst with the McDonald's Filet-o-Fish ad. What were they thinking? Even the toned down version is gross.
I can't find it online anywhere but my vote for best commercial is the Samsung HDTV with the old guy telling how to be a gracious host. And he yells things like "toughen up cupcake" and "quiet down beetleheads"
Worst has to be the GEICO money comercials
Worst Commercial of All-the bikini area razor with the lady walking past the topiaries.  The last one she passes is shaped like a TRIANGLE!!!  Could it be any more obvious?!!
Love
The Geico Gecko
Flo the Progressive Girl
Each new Freecredit.com song

Hate
The Geico money with eyes

Really hate
The Axw Chocolate Man


As much as I love to fast forward through the commercials, I actually replay those third generation Prius commercials, and marvel at how much fun they are to watch.
They keep making new ones, and I'm looking forward to each one---- seeing people turning into plants, flowers, clouds, trees, you name it.  Wonderful.
I've come to appreciate the humorous side of Bill Kurtis for AT&T. When he becomes faster than Andy Roddick or Floyd Mayweather it always brings a smile.
I am loving the Hilshire Farms commercials. Just saw a new one with a group of friends BBQ'ing. This preppy woman and her husband start singing/rapping. "Ain't no brat like a Hillshire brat cause the Miller High Life's boiled in" It cracks me up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1NsxWijFM8
Worst - Burger King "square butts". The target audience, obviously is children (kids meals and SpongeBob) but it is overtly sexual (more so than it is funny) and he sings the "d word"! The women are dressed too sexy and shaking too much for it to be innocent humor. Absolutely terrible taste and inappropriate.

Best - the new Gatorade commericals. There were the teasers for awhile about "G" that featured athelets moving to a beat never told you what G was and now they've kept the same theme but made the product more obvious.
I will actually stop what I'm doing and watch the Prius ads.  that's genius...and inventive.  Makes me want to buy a Prius.  They are gorgeous.  Worst?  Probably the Mucinex ads...yuck.
The two most annoying ad campaigns:

#1 - Any Subway ad with that stupid '$5 dollar foot long' song.  It was bad the first time I heard it and has gotten progressively worse each time.  I'd rather listen to finger nails on a chalk board than that stupid song.  I actually hit the mute button or change the channel whenever a Subway commercial comes on.

#2 - The Charmin toilet paper ads with the bears, especially the one where they show the little pieces of toilet paper tuck the baby bear's rear.  Real classy there Charmin.  Whatever cutness factor they were going for pretty much disappeared at the momeny
I really like the commercial with the hampsters/gerbils/guinea pigs (can't remember) riding in the car.  It is catchy music with a great beat.  Not to mention those little furry things are really cute.
Favorite, hands down, is the PSA for "being a father", that shows a man on the sidewalk at his apartment complex doing a cheer ("Oh those boys are much too much"), and dancing...and then you see a tiny little girl with pom poms and cheerleader outfit, and realize that he's helping her practice. It's funny, it's touching, it's a great PSA! http://www.fatherhood.gov/media/tv/cheerleader.cfm (click on 'video')

(Another non-profit's great ad is a very low-key Salvation Army ad that I've only seen during A&E's "Intervention" show - persons who've been helped by the SA, reciting "Amazing Grace", and reminding me why they need my donations of goods, not just money.)
I love the Prius Ads.  I think those are so innovative.  I also have to laugh everytime I see Tampax Pearl commercials with Mother Nature delivering her "gift".  "Ooh, Newlyweds!"  Cracks me up everytime.  Love the Jack In The Box commercial with Jack singing about the mini sirloin burgers.  
I cannot stand those creepy Geico money-with-eyes commercials.  I agree. Bring back the Cavemen!  All Burger King commercials are just frightening, whether it's the King or the father-son Whoppers.  And any and all erectile disfunction ads and ky intense ads are horrible.  Do we really need those on television?  I am not looking forward to the time I will need to explain them to my daughter.
I dont know if it is too old, but the fact that it doesnt show as one of the previous winners for worst commercial gives me hope that it will be. The one with the girl on the bike with her underarm hair blowing in the wind onto the person behind her.
I don't know what my favorite is because I don't give it much thought but I can tell you that the Axe commercial with the spraying armpits is the dumbest thing I have ever seen, recently. The dumb ones stick out more than the good ones.
I think all of the Johnson Automotive ads featuring the Badger are the funniest thing on TV.  You can get the on Google
Oh, I love the Verizon commercial where the guy is on the train, and the ticket guy is telling him he's going to hit dead zones, but no! He has the Verizon network! So the ticket guy says, 'I'm gonna need to see some tickets." I laugh every time!

And the Old Navy super model-quins are really funny!
BEST:
Love the Heineken walk-in fridge commercials. Crack up every time I see.

I also admit to stopping the DVR and watching the Jack in the Box mini-sirloin burgers commercial with the little cowboy who herds cattle the size of schnauzers. It just makes me giggle. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xXkmvrT_e8

WORST:
Ah, so many, but the worst for me are the Subway $5 footlong and NOW the $5 Pizza Hut P'Zone thing. That awful awful "singing" that the "regular guys" sing ... DREADFUL!
Sorry, but the absolute best ad I have seen this year can only be seen on-line.  It is hysterical.

It's the Bud-Lite Porn ad, where the poor schmuck goes in to a convenience store to by a 6-pack of Bud-Lite and in the ensueing exchange with the middle-aged Asian clerk she mistakes a comment for a smut magazine title and she begins trying to find the magazine for him.   About that time his long-lost high school sweetheart walks in and hears the clerk telling a fellow employee "He wants PORN!"  Just when you think it couldn't get any more embarassing for this poor fellow he gets taken hostage in a holdup at the convenience store and the local news identifies him as "Local Porn Buyer..."  It is the funniest ad I have seen in many years.

The nasal decongestant ad with the animated nose  nazis clones who squirt the product into the sufferers nose and then yell , "Look out,it's gonna blow!"  Gimme a break

Really Bud-Lite Porn..check it out on-line, it will make you laugh out loud.
Weirdest commercials: those Ikea ads with the older Black woman (who apparently cannot be seen by those onscreen) making comment on the kitchens, beds, etc.  What is she supposed to be--angel or Greek chorus? I'm still not sure whether I like these commercials, but the one where the woman is putting together the dresser does make me giggle ("You can go out with a nice man.  Or woman.  I don't judge.").
Hate, hate, hate Progressive and Geico ads. I lunge for the remote control whever they come up.  One's annoying, the other is just stupid.  Why would anyone buy from these companies?

Can we put in a special catagory for Nutrisystem, whose commericals seem to last for 5 minutes?

Love Kia and the hamsters. Can't think of others I like so well.  Maybe that's the point - as long as you remember them.
I am completely fascinated with the Prius ads.  Every time they come on I wonder if there's a "behind the scenes" on utube.  I just recently noticed that the background music is entirely vocals ala Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry, Be Happy" - not an instrument to be heard.
The AllTel commercials with the yellow guy screaming and doing air quotes is enough to make me want to turn off my tv - and I NEVER turn off my tv.
You know who has the MOST ANNOYING ad on TV right now?  TruTV's "Operation Repo".  My God, it makes me want to dive for the remote and change the channel any time it's on (too bad I'm a big fan of "Most Daring/Shocking", "Speeders", and especially "Smoking Gun").  "All new/All new/Operation/Operation/Repo/ Repo/Every/Monday/Monday."  Holy (dang), it's ear-bleedingly annoying.
Hands down, the worst commercials are the Progressive Insurance commercials featuring "FLO" with the tricked out name tag.  I can't stand her - her voice - her appearance - everything about her drives me to change the channel ASAP.  

I can't think of a single commercial that I like - possibly because of DVR'ing, I don't see that many of them anymore.
I love - The Kia Soul hamsters,  Toyota Prius and the the come alive human scenery,  Flo from Prgressive and the e-trade baby saying shankapotamus always cracks me up!
I switch channels for the verizon ad that dumps the sprinkles on the counter.
My votes for creepy include the Burger King (he is the stuff that nightmares are made of) and the Geico money with those eyes. (Is that what stupid is supposed to look like?)
FAVORITES:

Smuckers Jam. The two little boys are walking their bikes and one is complaining that no one ever asks what he wants to be when he grows up. The brother says it's because of his name. "Richard", the little boys says? "No, Smucker" replies the brother. The tag line gets me every time. The little boy says "I Love Jam". I love those little  boys and the era they evoke.

Orville Redenbacker popcorn where the mom brings her little daughter, who's having a tea party, some popcorn. The dad and the oldest broher come in the room and say something about smelling popcorn. They proceed to the table and the little girl covers the bowl and says "tea party". Then the two guys are shown all dressed up in hats and boas, sitting at the table shoveling in popcorn. The little girl then says "napkins!" and the two guys daintly dab their mouths.

Love the new Liberty Mutual ads which extol "doing the right thing". They do make you think

Love the cell phone ad about the guy who's daughters told their friends about the dad's Internet dating!

Love the creative Toyota ads that show people dressed up as parts of the earth. Visually stunning!

I like the Intel commercials especially at the end when you see and hear the people singing "ding, bum bum bum bum (the Intel jingle).

I love the Jimmy Dean commercials; the ones where the guy is dressed up as the sun. I especially love when they show him in his office setting with people dressed up like clouds, fog, and rainbows.

COMMERCIAL HATES:

The Bing.com commercial. Talk about noisy! The mute button goes right on.

Hate the E-trade baby.

The butt-dialing one. Both ought to be hit with their cell phones.

The Geigo "eyes" commercial. Love the music, hate the creepy-ness.

The Quizznos "put it in me" commerical.

All of the Old Navy mannequin commercials.

Not sure which brand, but the cell phone commericial where the guy dumps all the jimmies (most in the country call them sprinkles, in Boston they're called jimmies) out of the dish (something to do with being able to call all these people). Then the ice-cream guy says "Do you want whipped cream with that?".

Any of the Cialis commercials. WTF is up with the bathtubs everywhere? And why do they seem to show these commercials during supper?

The cartoon bears in the Charmin ads. I really don't want to see a bear's bottom and find out he's has white flakes on them from toilet tissue.

The McCormick Grinders commercial with the little girl having a party. The mom calls her and wants to know what happened with the pepper shaker. The girl runs to her and says "I'll do it" and proceeds to pepper the dish. There's something in that little girl's voice that sets my teeth on edge.


Most hated: All "male enhancement" ads. I shudder at the thot of all those floppy...well...you know...and that one with the couple that says "I thought, this could be fun". Hearing Viva anything makes me want to chew my own ears off.

My absolute favorites right now are the Nextel direct ones with 'If delivery companies ran the school' ("redirect him straight to detention!") and 'If production companies directed weddings' ("what's a stunt groom?" "Jackpot!"). I hope they come up with some more of those...


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