Time to end the actor bailout plan
Posted: Wednesday, June 17, 2009 6:00 AM by Paige Newman
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Movies, Pop culture, Celebrities
In these trying economic times, it’s tough to see mediocrity rewarded with piles of money. Whether the benefactor is a bank CEO or, well, an actor, there’s a certain amount of headshaking. Which is why I was struck by Forbes list of Hollywood’s top-earning actors for 2008.
Here’s the top 10:
1. Harrison Ford ($65 million)
2. Adam Sandler ($55 million)
3. Will Smith ($45 million)
4. Eddie Murphy ($40 milion)
5. Nicolas Cage ($40 million)
6. Tom Hanks ($35 million)
7. Tom Cruise ($30 million)
8. Jim Carrey ($28 million)
9. Brad Pitt ($28 million)
10. Johnny Depp ($27 million)

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There’s no doubt this is a talented bunch, but looking at the list, there’s a definite sense of “what have you done for me lately?” No offense to “Indiana Jones” fans, but “The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” was a bit of a weak sister as far as that franchise is concerned.
And Adam Sandler’s last two films were “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan” and “Bedtime Stories.” He earned $55 million for those? Hopefully, Sandler can show he deserves those big paychecks with “Funny People,” but he’ll have a lot of help from No. 17 on the list, Seth Rogen ($12 million).
Will Smith’s “Hancock” did huge box office, but did anyone enjoy it? And as for the laughable “Seven Pounds,” well, I know for one critic this has become one of those “so bad it’s good” movies. Eddie Murphy is no slouch in the phoning it in department with movies such as “Meet Dave” and “Imagine That.” Nicolas Cage, meanwhile, made “Knowing” and “Bangkok Dangerous.” Does paying him for drek like that constitute some kind of actor bailout plan?
Depp didn’t even release a film in 2008, and he still came in at No. 10.
When I look at the list, the only person who actually made a 2008 film that I enjoyed was Jim Carrey, whose “Yes Man” made an overseas plane flight a lot more enjoyable. I also watched Pitt’s “Benjamin Button” on that flight and wanted to crawl through the tiny round window beside my seat to get away.
At least Nos. 11 through 20 give me some hope. These guys actually made some good films.
11. George Clooney ($25 million)
12. Russell Crowe ($20 million)
13. Robert Downey Jr. ($20 million)
14. Denzel Washington ($20 million)
15. Vince Vaughn ($14 million)
16. Ben Stiller ($14 million)
17. Seth Rogen ($12 million)
18. Matt Damon ($11 million)
19. Christian Bale ($10 million)
20. Will Ferrell ($10 million)
But what do you think of these oversized paychecks? Is it time for the studios to just say no to some of these guys? And if so, which ones?