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Song lyrics that make you go hmm...

Posted: Thursday, June 25, 2009 7:00 AM by Gael Fashingbauer Cooper
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Maybe I just think too much about lyrics when I'm listening to music. I'm sure some would scold me and say that it's not all about the words, but for me, the words do matter. That's why I'm so fascinated with our misheard lyrics discussions. Now I've got another bone to pick with songwriters: How come so many song lyrics just don't make sense, even when they aren't misheard?

It's true for both oldies and new songs. A friend pointed out that the classic love song "You Are So Beautiful" really isn't much of a compliment, as the singer clarifies his statement by adding "you are so beautiful...TO ME." In other words, the rest of the world may think you're a dog, but in my head, you're Elizabeth Taylor at 17. We could make a whole category just for songs that are backhanded compliments. (Billy Joel doesn't "want clever conversation," he never wants to "work that hard"? Gee, thanks, Bill.)

The late Dan Fogelberg is the king of lyrics that don't make sense. His song "Leader of the Band" is indeed a touching tribute to a father. But some of the lyrics can only be defined as reaching. "His blood runs through my instrument?" Uh, I don't want to think about that too much. And "I am the living legacy to the leader of the band"? Really nice sentiment, but how can you be a "living legacy to" anyone?


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News flash: Britney Spears isn't really seeking Amy.

All right, let's tackle Britney Spears' "If U Seek Amy."  Of course it doesn't make any sense to say "all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy." That's the song's stupid little X-rated joke, the boys and girls are begging to do something else entirely, and not to Amy, either.

Even Paul McCartney is guilty of sometimes sacrificing his lyrics to fit the tune. In "Live and Let Die," he sings about life "in this ever-changing world in which we live in." That's three "ins" in 10 words, Paul. "In which we live" would have said it all, but the meter required another word, so Paul acquiesced. Grammatically nitpicky, maybe, and I'll forgive him because he's Paul, but that extra word bugs me every time. (Update: Readers are writing in saying that the first "in" is really "if." OK, I'll buy that. Many folks also hear "world in which we're living." I've re-listened to the song and I can hear it both ways. Someone wanna ask Sir Paul?)

Don't get me wrong, I don't expect all lyrics to make sense. Sometimes the rhythm of the song carries the day and we all go with it. In the misheard lyrics discussions, we've chewed over Steve Miller's "pompatus of love" and the Eagles' "warm smell of colitas" in "Hotel California," and even though those are made-up words, they work for me. I have less patience for "If You Seek Amy" because I have less patience for Britney Spears in general, I'm sure.

If you've got a lyric that's always bugged you, spill. Share it in the comments and we'll discuss.

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cut Paul a break there is only to in"s in the lyric .And IF this everchaging world in which we live in makes you break down and cry live and let die
ANd OMG Neil Diamond's "songs she sang to me, songs she brang to me"   WTH???  He fell right to the bottom with that one!
Excuse me, but the lyrics are: "But if this everchanging world in which we're livin', makes you give in and cry, then live and let die."  That's a single IN.

It's not Paul's fault you guys hear the lyrics wrong.
Live and Let Die--in this ever-changing world in which WE'RE LIVING?
Makes more sense don't you think. Has anyone checked with Sir Paul about that?
The Cream weren't only "Glad", they didn't know what to do.......
I know this is an oldie and shows up pretty much in every stupid lyrics chat, but what the hell is MacArthur Park about... "Someone left the cake out in the rain" WTF is that? I just dont get it. Maybe its just me, but I hope not...
The song that drives me nuts with poor grammar is Paula Cole's "I Don't Wanna Wait," where she sings "say a little prayer for I."  

Also, the lyrics to Bread's "If" bug me where they sing, "if a man could be two places at one time I'd be with you, tomorrow and today . . ." Um, that's one place at two times, not two places at one time.

You people are just thinking too much... try decaf.
Every lyric in L'il Mama's "Lipgloss" is enough to send me over the edge. For instance:

"L'Oreal's got them wa-watermelon crushes,
Probably the reason all these boys got crushes"

#1: Crushes and crushes
#2: Use of "got" instead of "has"
#3: Use of "them" instead of "those"

And the song is about LIPGLOSS!!!! How is it that this girl has a career?  

I can't stand the Killers song, 'Somebody Told Me.' The lyrics, "Somebody told me that you have a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year. It's not confidential, I've got potential" drive me CRAZY. Why would her boyfriend look like your old girlfriend, who really cares if you have potential and why should that be confidential?! Just stringing a bunch of words together that rhyme (or not) does not a good song make!!  ARGH!
A lot of these quibbles are unfounded or thinking to literally:

* I always thought of "You Are So Beautiful" as a response to a lover who's lamenting she's not beautiful, and thus not backhanded at all.

* If you think "I don't want clever conversation, I never want to work that hard" sounds like a slam, pair it with the next lyric, "I just want someone I can talk to."  In other words, you don't have to try to impress me.

* "Irreplaceable" - "I could have another you in a minute, and in fact, he'll be here in a minute."  First, who says you can't end two rhyming lines with the same word?  Second, I think it's clever to flip from an empty threat to a cold reality -- you've been replaced!

* "She's dancin' like she never danced before" is a colloquialism meaning she's never danced this this much intensity before.

* "'I can't get no satisfaction'" - If Mick is satisfied then why does he sound so angry?  Double negatives are annoying, but they run rampant in pop songs.

*"The one line that always bugs me is from The Turtles' 'Happy Together.' It's near the end of the song ... 'how is the weather."  I bet you really hate the line at the end of "Copacabana" -- "Have a banana."

Now Bruce Springsteen ... there's a guy who can make some really goofy, nonsensical lyrics under the pretense of serious observations.
While Elton's poor grammar actually was not necessary, "you and I" would have fit, don't overlook one of music's best lyrics, also in the song: "rolling like thunder under the covers."

Along those same lines, Paula Cole's "I Don't Wanna Wait" line that asks us to "say a little prayer for I."
Van Morrison's In the days before Rock n' Roll..."We let the goldfish go." Any one have a clue what he means?
Peter Gabriel - Games without Frontiers - great song, but what's he saying - sounds like "she is so popular", but I'm pretty sure it's something else in French, but what the heck?
The opening lines to Dio's 'Holy Diver': Holy Diver

"You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what's becoming of me

Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean..."

Not a clue thee, Ron. I love the song, but I have no idea what it's supposed to mean.
Who can forget the ever popular "revved up like a deuce" (or, revved up like a douche if you prefer) from "Blinded by the Light" by Manfred Mann's Earth Band?
I think you're all missing the point. The words are bent in order to fit the song. Do we really want the songs to be gramatically correct? Would we really have enjoyed the Beatles as much if the song had gone "She loves you, yes!, yes!, yes!" ?
Abracadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya.
Seriously?
I'm a singer/songwriter and poor lyric grammar has always been annoying to me. It's often difficult, but I try very hard to have my lyrics be profound yet grammatically correct. I think if a song doesn't say something, it's just noise...
First thing I think of - anything by Duran Duran.  Great music, warped lyrics.  Have you ever noticed if you listen to "Don't You Want Me?" by Human League enough, it sounds like "Don't Chew On Me"?!  I find that hilarious.  
I love it when children sing songs and get the lyrics messed up. My mother told me when she was young, she thought John Fogherty's "Bad Moon on the Rise" he was saying "there's a bathroom on the right." My sister's favorite song was Tears For Fears "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" although she sang it "Everybody wants to mow the lawn". I had my share of misunderstanding lyrics. I used to sing, "Time for a Bluejay (new change)", Phil Collin's "Take Me Home" as "Tang me on". To this day I don't know what I was thinking...
"I'm a gay pa pa.
Behaving so luxurious."

- Mark Harris (Martha Raye's widower, not the country singer)  Although grammatically incorrect, this is undoubtedly the greatest opening line of any song ever created.
'Only time will tell if we stand the test of time'
Why Can't This Be Love - Van Halen
Yeah, I know, it's Van Halen, but it still bugs me every time I hear it.
As a kid, my father listened to AC/DC.  In the song "Dirty Deeds", I always thought they were singing "Dirty deeds and the thunder jeep".  I was older when I realized it was actually "Dirty deeds and their done dirt cheap"!!! LOL
Speaking of Peter Gabriel, the words at the end of "Sledgehammer" sound like "I'm peeing in the river".  And what's up with "Shock the Monkey?!"
King of pop again....Smooth criminal...sounds like "annie are you walking", but it's "annie are you okay".  Also, had to look up what the heck crescendo was. "As I came into the window there was a sound of a crescendo"  Means a loud noice. Later in the song "then he struck you a crensceno".  I think he just liked saying that word.
What about "Loser" by Beck.
"In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey...with a plastic eyeball, spray paint the vegetables...with the beefcake pantyhose."
I left some out but WTH is that??
I just found a book at the library called "Blinded by the Lyrics." It is not brand new--2005 or 2006, I think. It has a lot of fun stories from the beginning of rock-n-roll about song titles, what lyrics really mean and of course, misunderstood lyrics. In some instances they even asked the singers and songwriters about the meanings. Some of the English songs are interesting because things that sound like nonsense to us are really naughty phrases used in the UK.
The song lyrics that bug me the most (at least in terms of today's current radio rotation) belong to Lady Gaga's Poker face:

These lyrics make absolutely no sense:
"I won't tell you that I love you kiss or hug you.  'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin.  I'm no lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning."

How do you bluff with a muffin?  How do you love-glue-gunning?  It's no wonder these lyrics are muffled in the song...
Ken from Columbia, MD: Are you really that confused by a double negative? Mick means that he can't get ANY satisfaction, therefore he is not satisfied.

Jeez, any one ever hear of creative license? I defy you to explain every word of Shakespeare's sonnetsw, or any other poem for that matter. Songs tend to be a lot more concrete and obvious than poems, IMHO.

Some songs are made to be meaningles, so that people can imagine a deep meaning that isn't really there, but most of the songs mentioned here are just being misinterpreted. What is wrong with Billy Joel saying that he "doesn't want to work that hard" to engage in "clever conversation"? How is that an insult? If anything, Billy Joel is saying that the woman who is the subject of the song is smarter than himself. Isn't that a compliment?
My husband loves Elton John's lyrics of , "Hold me closer Tony Danza!"
Jill, MA: Extra does not always mean "more". It sometimes means "beyond". Therefore, Extraordinary doen not mean "more ordinary than normal" (which would be stupid), it means "beyond ordinary".

Think of extraterrestrial or extramarital affair. Both mean beyond or outside of.
Fergie sings "like a child misses THEIR blanket" and every time I say "It's blanket". Bother anybody else?
America, Horse With No Name:  "In the desert you can remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain"...Where do I start?  Okay, it doesn't even rhyme...
Taylor Swift can't write or co-write a song to save her life.  Why in "Our Song" do they have to talk "real slow" cuz it's late and his mom doesn't know?  Ummm, I remember my mom threatening me with severe punishment when I was a teenager if I was caught talking too slow (don't you slow talk missy or you'll be sorry...or I'm going to have to ground you for staying up so late slow talking with your boyfriend)!  The thing that gets me about that is it wouldn't have changed the meter at all to say talking "real low" but it sure would have made a heck of a lot more sense!!!

And why in another song does she compare her boyfriend to Romeo while she's the "Scarlet Letter?!"  So her dad is telling her boyfriend to stay away from his daughter because she's an adultress?  What a little slut!  Guess Tennessee schools have failed poor Taylor!!!
How about the very disturbing "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick" currently on the air by Lady Gaga. I mean, as an adult I have a pretty fair idea of what she means by "disco stick", but try explaining that to a 13 year old - jeesh!
2 words - "My Humps"
This thread proves how stupid, and literal some people are. Redonkulous!
And what the heck is a champagne supernova anyways?  And why is it in the sky?
"Say a little prayer for I"- from Paula Cole's "I don't wanna wait"

The interchanging of me and I for rhyming purposes is the most obnoxious thing ever. Makes me gag every time.
I love The Beatles, but "Hello, Goodbye" doesn't exactly contain the most inspiring lyrics:
"You say yes, I say no, you say stop, I say go...."
How about this: Cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night
But sounds like: Recka flock a douche in the roner in the night.
First Jason Meraz's song is a play on metaphors. God forsaken- think about it? And he says checking my tone in the mirror, bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer- not tongue. And the Paramore song "She finally set him free", is suppose to imply he was in miserable relationship with her. I think some of you, just are too dense to understand alot of what you're listening too. Perhaps starting with nursery rhymes and working your way up to grown up stuff would be easier for you.
Can I pick pairing 2 songs on the same album as bad writing? 'To The Left' has Beyonce acting as if she's strong and independent only to also have a song like 'Ring the Alarm' where she goes Fatal Attraction crazy on a guy.

@Samantha from San Antonio, there's a great Futurama where Bender becomes a folk singer and tours with Beck. In one scene he's trying to talk about how he felt when he wrote one of his songs (wish I could remeber which one) and says, "Wait, what was that song about?"
There's a song out by The Killers with a lyric "Are we human, or are we dancers"  Really?  Why can't we be both?!?
"And I don't want the world to see me, cause I don't think that they'd understand..."  Iris by the Goo-Goo Dolls.  WTF??  Is the world plural? The world is one thing, therefore should be "cause I don't think it would understand," not 'they.'   The pronoun and antecedent don't agree in this song and makes me want to sit the band down and give them a lesson in English everytime I hear it.  
Eric Clapton - Change the World

You will think my love was really something good
Baby if I could change the world


To me that just sounds like he is offering some freaky, stalkerish love if he has to change the world for her to think it was good
Prince..."parties WAS meant to last"?

Not a song, but seems to me driving wreckless should be a good thing
Gee...thanks Jane for letting us know how you think we are stupid for this fun thread.  I'm sure nobody here actually takes song lyrics literally but this was just an enjoyable little conversation about songs that don't make sense...but perhaps you've never heard a song that made think.  At least others on the thread came up with something more inventive than "Jane Doe" for our name...but then we didn't comment in a singular attempt to insult others on the thread.  Smooth, Jane...smooth.
The one that's always bugged me is from Thin Lizzy's "The Boys Are Back In Town"..."You remember this time at Johnny's place, this chick got up and she slapped Johnny's face, Man we just fell about the place, If that chick don't wanna know forget her"...HUH???


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