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Bueller, Bueller? John Hughes quotes

Posted: Thursday, August 06, 2009 3:00 PM by Gael Fashingbauer Cooper
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I was stunned to see that iconic 1980s film director John Hughes died today at age 59. He apparently suffered a heart attack while walking in New York.


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Don't you forget about John Hughes, and his many quotable films.

For those of us who consider ourselves children of the 1980s, Hughes' films were the soundtrack to our junior high, high school, and college lives. Even if your high school life didn't look like the world he depicted in "Sixteen Candles," "Pretty in Pink," "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" and other films, you could recognize the real in it. High school has a pain that "Happy Days" never knew, and despite the gauzy proms and Ferris Bueller hijinks, Hughes found it.

I like to think that even the jocks and cheerleaders and student-council presidents had days when they felt like more like Duckie or Anthony Michael Hall's Geek in "Sixteen Candles." Those are the characters who stuck with me, and with viewers. In "Pretty in Pink," I wanted Andie to end up with misfit Duckie, not cover boy Blane, and still can't imagine who was in the supposed focus group who rejected that original ending.  (In fact, I met Jon Cryer two summers ago on the set of "Two and a Half Men" and he admitted that he still hears fans call him "Duckie" wherever he goes, whereas no one calls him "Alan" from "Men.")

And the characters came to life in part because of the words that Hughes gave them to say. Hughes' movies are among the most quotable group of films out there. When his death was announced, those famous lines started to fly around our newsroom. Here are just a few.  Share yours in the comments -- not just from his teen flicks, but from "Vacation," "Planes, Trains and Automobiles," and all other Hughes flicks.

"Bueller, Bueller?"

"Demented and sad, but social."

"What about prom, Blane? WHAT ABOUT PROM?"

"That's a major appliance, that's not a name!"

"I am now, and will forever be, a Duckman."

"That's right, I'm Abe Froman." "The Sausage King of Chicago?"

"They think he's a righteous dude."

"SAVE FERRIS." (Later a band!)

"Fred, she's gotten her boobies!"

"Those aren't pillows!"

"That's impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear."

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

"Mr. Griswold, that if you are thinking of taking the tribe cross-country, this is your automobile. The Wagon Queen Family Truckster. You think you hate it now, but wait till you drive it."

 "I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, huh?"

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What about when Ferris' sister says to the cop on the phone: "I NEED HELP! Speak any English?"
I say that all the time.
Do you know where she is? Do you know when she'll be back? Do you know ANYTHING??
Bueller...Bueller??!!...Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. RIP Bro!
Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people. RIP Bro...
The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. RIP Bro!
"The sausage king of the midwest..."
"The Donger needs food!"
Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
This was one of his best!!! LOLOL RIP Bro...Energy never dies and thanks for all the good energy you left here. Seeya when I seeya!
Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a nice day!
The funniest things about John's movies is that we all experienced something similar but John was lucky enough to get 'em all on film. God Bless Ya Man!!
married? yes, married...sheesh
Econ Teacher:Bueller? Bueller?  
Simone:Ummm, he's sick.  My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night.  I guess its pretty serious.
Econ Teacher: Thank you Simone
Simone: No problem whatsoever
220, 221..whatever it takes.
"No he's not retarded."  I use this often.
"Could you describe the ruckus, sir?"
IF HE GET'S UP, WE'LL AL GET UP , IT'LL BE ANARCHY!!!!! the breakfast club
Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

Ok, I'll give someone else a chance...Ferris Beuller...one of the best movies of all time. All the best to the Hughes Family. I hope they find acceptance in this as they remember JH...RIP Bro!
"You're Going The Wrong Way!"
"How does he know where we're going?"
"I've had men that have loved me before, but not for six months, in a row."
It was banner f*****g year at the ole Bender residence.  I got a cartoon... of... cigarettes.  
Excuse me: if whoever was in this house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I've just called the police. I'd also like to add that I've got my father's gun and a *scorching* case of herpes.

LMAO!!!! Thanks JH!! RIP!!
"I can't believe that my grandma just felt me up"
Crabby but cool!
For better hallway vision
Oh yeah... you can buff that right out
"Where are you going to put that thing, Griswold?"
"Bend over and I'll show you."
"Don't talk to me like that!"
"I wasn't talking to YOU."

"Oh yeah, Moe-lay really pumps my nads!"

"He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me...okay, I'll go.  I'll go, I'll go, I'll go...."

CLASSIC.
How about:  "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."
Hey underpants!
Chicks can not hold there smoke...that's what it is
"My little brother told me he payed a dollar to see your underwear last night...."
Jack: You wanna beer?
Ron: It's 7 o'clock in the morning.
Jack: Scotch?
In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?... raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. "Voodoo" economics.  

RIP Bro
Anyone? Anyone?
RIP John Hughes...your movies were my generation!
I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek. -16 candles
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
Chevy Chase: The moose says you're closed.  I say you're open.

John Candy: Has your father ever killed anyone?  
Anthony Michael Hall: Just a dog. Oh, and my Aunt Edna.

The end of an era...
What's a happening hot stuff?
Jack Butler: You wanna beer?
Ron Richardson: It's 7 o'clock in the morning.
Jack Butler: Scotch?
"how about a nice greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray " WEIRD SCIENCE
Wyatt - your kitchen is blue...
Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
[sings into shower head a verse from Wayne Newton's "Danke Schoen"]
RIP Bro!! Sorry Guys, Just sharin'!!
Steve Martin's "f'ing car" rant in PLANES, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES is the best.  It's also Hughes' best movie of the lot.
"Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens." (Sixteen Candles)
You know, just now, I realized how much you really like me.
You must be zoning in on my brain waves or something.
No, not really. I felt it on my leg... Come on, I don't want to see it!... Oh, sorry if I embarrased you.
I'm not embarrased.  Fresh breath is a priority in my life.
"Here's a quarter...go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face."  Uncle Buck
State Trooper: What the hell are you driving here?
Del: We had a small fire last night, but we caught it in the nick of time.
State Trooper: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Del: Funny enough, I was just talking to my friend about that. Our speedometer has melted and as a result it's very hard to see with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going.
"Clark why are the sandwhiches wet? "
Uncle Buck: I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you!

JH sure made some great movies. A friend asks me frequently. "How do you remember all those lines!!??" Yeabut, I can't hold a job...lol. JH's characters were pretty real. Ok I'm done! RIP Bro!!...PS. Do they still have the chocolate covered almond drive back there??!! LOLOL!!
Doooonnnngggg.  Wheeeerrreeee is my automobile?
AUTO MOBEEEEELLLLL!!
you're a neo maxi zoom dweebie


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