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Katie Spring, TX — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:03:30 GMT

I agree with you on the K-Y ads...I will join the prude club with you if I need to, but they are embarrassing to watch. Why do we need such detailed commercials to let us know what that product is for?

I do have to say that, while I don't really care for the dipstick commercials, I love the way they make mu hubby giggle like a little kid. He loves them and watches them whenever they come on...So, maybe it's one of those commercials that would appeal more to the "dudes" out there?

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erink, Minneapolis, MN — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:26:40 GMT

The Red Bull commercial that takes place on a nude beach always creeps me out. The black bar over the cartoon man's...area...does not make it better.

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Dave — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:30:10 GMT

Smiling Bob's product and all his competitors really need to be dragged off the air. I'm tired of having my kids exposed to. Does it really need to air in between SpongeBob cartoons?

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Meghan, New York — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:48:59 GMT

I hate hate hate the White Castle commercial with the person dressed up like a pig doing a striptease on stage. Between the music, the costume, and the barbeque sauce that "seductively" floods over her, I hate it.

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Kip, Nebraska — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:55:13 GMT

I agree Dave. There are many times when I've got to flip channels during commercials when my kids are watching.

If the FCC is really worried about cleaning up the airwaves, they should move these commercials to the middle of the night only, if they even allow them at all.

And people wonder why our society is going down the drain, it's because people are making money off these ads, so they don't worry about who it is affecting in any way.

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Wayne Wheeler, Tucson, AZ — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:00:05 GMT

Funny about that Quizno's oven ad- if the oven had a woman's voice and was asking the employee to "put it in me", would the reviewer still think this is "suggestive to the point of being gross"? I doubt it. I say the writer here (Gael Fashingbauer Cooper) is cringe-worthy and bordering on homophobic!

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Tessa, Colorado — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:01:00 GMT

What happened to censorship? Tampons, female masterbation, male enhancement, erectile dysfunction, etc. There has to be a limit to the times these are shown. We have become a society with minimal morals. Now that's some legacy to leave.

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Melissa, Grand Rapids, MI — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:01:13 GMT

The one that made me giggle was the True North commercials that advertised a "truly unique nut snack." I notice they've now been changed to just "snack" or something. *snort*

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kayway, northern michigan — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:04:58 GMT

male enhancement products should NOT be advertised on TV period, those are for the ad pages of magazine, and internet only. Plus I had read many of those are a scam. Don't we get enough of that stuff on the internet as it is??? the Quiznos ad is inappropriate, sex should not be used to sell subs, especially homoerotic sex, I think I just lost my appetite.

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Tyler, Phoenix, AZ — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:06:50 GMT

Well, I don't think there is any shame or wrong doing by showing the Red Bull nude beach commercial as nudism or naturism isnt meant to be something sexual and if people find it wrong then they obviously are insecure about there own bodies. people that practice Nudism or naturism don't care what anyone looks like. They just enjoy the freedom of not having to wear cloths and be strapped down to them like some corporate guinea pig. Man created cloths because they were ashamed of there bodies and wanted to cover them up. Now as far as smiling bob goes... I wanna deck that smile off his face. its just down right annoying. oh and have you seen the new trojan condom ad. I would call that an XXX commercial. I personally don't have a problem with it but since the 19th century(I think) people have become religious fanatics so much that anything to do with sex or related, even cursing, is a bad and evil thing and you can't do it on television or out in public or anywhere cause heaven forbid that a kid would see it. And oh no we can't let the kids see sex and hear cursing. I think its rediculous and stupid. But hey Its never gonna change cause people are just too much of religous freaks/fanatics! everything we do even in government is based on religion. Remember civil rights and slaves and segregation? All were based on religion! Isreal & Palestine war? based on religion. Terrorists? base themselves and there beliefs on religion. Hmm.. religion is the cause of sooo much evil in the world. I wonder if its actually any good!

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Melissa — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:07:34 GMT

I wouldn't mind all of the above commercials taken off and while we're at it. . .take the feminine products off too. All women know why we need it, what we need, and where to get it. Hopefully we teach our daughters this information. Shouldn't there be some mystery left between men and women?

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David, Norman, OK — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:08:32 GMT

Blame the FCC for loosening up regulations over the years, esp. for how stations can show what commercials when and how often.

And the Quizno's ad would be just as creepy with a woman's voice in it. No homophobia here, just your overreaction and a very creepy ad, regardless. There are enough ads with misogyny and homophobia around for us to criticize without having to push the definition for this one.

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Koreena, Florida — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:10:54 GMT

I agree on the ads you mentioned and would like to add one. Schick Quattro TrimStyle For Women. OMG! Could we be any less tasteful than to have women walking by bushes that are being magically trimmed as they walk past? I literally cringe when that one comes on. What idiot ad company thought that was a subtle, tasteful ad and what moron at Schick agreed with them?!?

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Disgusted TV watcher, Friendship NY — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:12:08 GMT

i agree. these commercials are completely inappropriate and i change the channel when they come on. I live in allegany county ny and they also have a commercial for a pizza place located in alfred ny, falls right into this category. opens with a girl and guy sitting on a couch and the girl says "im hungary" and of course the guys says "how about a nice sausage"...seriously, can it get any cornier????

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Julie — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:13:29 GMT

The Quizno ad is creepy whether it was a man or woman's voice saying it. A woman wouldn't say that in public unless it was a porno. Tell me you want to explain that ad to your seven year old. So I think Gael is right, not cringe-worthy.

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Lori, York, Pa. — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:15:10 GMT

The sexual innuendo ads are gross, but the one that really makes me want to throw up are those "cute" cartoon bears with the pieces of toilet paper stuck to their furry butts. REALLY?! Using the threat of the dreaded dingle berries is now a good idea for selling toilet paper? EUW!!!!!!

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Melissa, Clifton, NJ — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:15:41 GMT

Tessa, seriously, you want to have a limit to the times tampon commercials are shown? What do tampons have to do with morals? This is why girls grow up ashamed of their periods. But hey, why stop there, how about commercials for Pepto, Immodium and Beano?

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Fsuga, Atlanta, GA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:16:22 GMT

Seriously? Somebody has a problem with a tampon commercial airing? You cannot be serious.
Even though most of them are annoying, what is the problem with ED commercials airing either? Products that are FDA approved (not like enzyte which is just a fantasy pill) should have every right to pay for airing, just like any other product. And tampons, well, that's just ignorant to complain about.
I told my now 7 year old daughter at least a year ago that Viagra was for guys who have a sickness with their penis. What is so hard about that for some people to handle? Do you not have the ability to communicate with your children? Or is it that your kids don't have the intelligence to comprehend a normal discussion?
Grow up people.

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Rene, Brockway, PA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:18:14 GMT

I totally agree with this article! I am sick of trying to answer kids' questions after they see certain commercials and such... tv has gone way too far.

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Elizabeth, Cleveland — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:18:35 GMT

I whole-heartedly agree with the Quizno's ads being downright uncomfortable, and not because the oven features a male voice as Wayne suggests. It would be just as blush-inducing with a woman's voice. Glad to see that they've shortened the ad and cleaned it up a little.

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Rebel Gent, Catawba SC — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:19:24 GMT

Ok, sad to say, perhaps, but any ad I saw by Billy Mays had me automatically changing the channel as fast as I could. I absolutely loathed having him shouting at me to buy something.

As for smiling Bob...why would anyone want to buy something that would make them identify with him? I can't believe he can actually be successful at promoting a male enhancement product.

Regarding the dipstick commercial, I will have to admit, as a guy, I tend to crack a smile when I see that commercial myself. Ask me to try and figure out why, and I can't give you an answer.

The one ad that creeps me out the most is Quizno's ...espeically when the male voice coming from the oven says to his male counterpart "We both enjoyed that...." when referring to having the oven cleaned or rubbed down in some manner. Honestly, that commercial has me steering clear of any Quizno's sandwich shop.

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Jess, Westminster, CO — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:21:14 GMT

Hey, Tessa . . . since when are tampons "lewd" or X-rated? Just because it is a feminine sanitary product does NOT put it on par with Viagra or KY Jelly ads.

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Whitney, Georgia — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:21:18 GMT

I cannot stand the new Schick (I believe it's the brand) bikini razor commercial where girls are walking past bushes that change to certian shapes like triangles and boxes. Ugh, I get it. I don't need a visual of what you're trying to sell. I was almost floored the first time I saw it and realized they were suggesting patterns for your private area. A little privacy please!

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KG, Twin Cities, MN — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:25:17 GMT

Burger King has a new sandwich with a terribly offensive ad campaign. A lady, in profile shot with her mouth wide open, is about to get the BK super seven incher in her mouth. The ad even says it will "BLOW" your mind away. Don't the geniuses behind this add realize she's about to bite and chew? Most men probably aren't thinking that far ahead. "New from BK, the best seven inches you'll ever have in your mouth!!!" See? Anyone can do it.

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Nunja Bidniz, Philadelphia, PA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:28:46 GMT

All of these ads which depend upon using sex to sell the product are merely doing what is assumed to be the right thing, which is to try to associate the 'product' with an image or activity which is presumed to be thought of as pleasant by the vast majority of potential customers. By the way, I just love "Smiling Bob" ... not that I'd use his product.

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Sarah, IL (but NOT Chicago) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:29:16 GMT

Personally, I think most of the commericals listed here are funny. God forbid a kid sees a commercial and asks his/her parents about sex. What a tragedy!

I also resent that my TV viewing is held hostage by the breeding class of people. I don't have children, so I shouldn't be forced to watch watered-down programming just so you people don't have to tell your kids how they got here. Prudes indeed!

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Sandra — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:29:28 GMT

Try having your 5 year old ask in the middle of dinner "Mommy, what's genital herpes?"!! And I've tried my beat to shield my kids from the completely inappropriate ads that air all day long when the stations and advertisers know children are watching.

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Heather, Little Rock, Arkansas — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:29:57 GMT

I can't stand the commercial with the KY vibrator. I am extremely disturbed by the old woman eavesdropping on the 2 younger ladies talking about their discreet vibrators. To my horror, the old woman chimes in with how she has one too! I could have done without that mental image.

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rachelle — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:30:18 GMT

The quizno ad is creey but it makes me think of 2001: a space oddaseay (sorry can't spell). As for bob just shoot him. how annoying really as if spam mail isn't enough

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Kayke, Raleigh, NC — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:30:31 GMT

Smiling Bob AND the desperate women in the same commercial. I feel like I need a scrub down in the shower after watching that. Ewww.

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Censorship 101, Newnan, GA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:32:28 GMT

I am totally against all of these ads for KY, Viagra, it's amazing how much a child tunes in to when you don't think they are paying attention. I've learned first hand from my 6 year old that is always asking what, how, why . . . But I guess before banning commercials, we need to figure out how four and five letter words are now appropriate to air during movies on Sunday afternoon on regular tv channels. Even the religious GD and JC are okay to say without being bleeped or voiced over. And we wonder why our society has become what it is.

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Leslie, Denver, Co — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:33:39 GMT

I must add the commercials for Carl's Jr......HATE HATE HATE them! Not only do I change the channel, I refuse to ever buy a burger from them.
The K-Y commercials are just embarassing. Also the one new one for Schick and the new Klondik ads.

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alix777 — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:34:33 GMT

If you kids understand it, who's fault is it?!

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Marilyn, Memphis, TN — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:34:33 GMT

Well, between the male enhancment ads, victoria's dirty secrets, guess porn and seductive quizno's ads, I am shopping at Walmart.....this is sick TV folks! I sure don't want to see it, let alone have my children see it. I won't eat at Quizno's anymore, I won't shop at Victoria's Secret anymore, and I refuse to watch any show that is sponsored by the rest of the "soft" core porn. It is no wonder crime in this country is so high, people are saturated with trash! What happened to the funny, attention-getters that actually drew people to purchase a quality product? Stupid is as Stupid does!

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Censorship 101, Newnan, GA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:34:48 GMT

To Sarah, IL - You're right, you do not have children so can not relate. I believe you grew up with watered-down programming but you turned out okay, or did you?

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Catherine — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:35:00 GMT

The ad that I immediately thought of for this topic is the AXE body wash commercial. Whoa! I don't really pay attention to the times that those ads air, but I certainly hope it's late at night.

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troy lima, ohio — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:35:22 GMT

it seems to me that with the invention of the v chip we could set a level that would cover both the shows and the ads in them. hey that way we could create some new jobs to rate them. thats more than this admistration has come up with.

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JC Earley, Colorado Springs, Colorado — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:35:58 GMT

And here's another one for you..The Danika Patrick commercials (I forget the product). First there's the one with the crew in drag, not too bad but then this weekend they aried one where men with over-endowed breasts (man-boobs) some up to her and squeeze them together for her to sign. If it were women it would be banned.

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Voice Of Reason, Destin, Florida — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:38:07 GMT

Educate your children. It is not difficult. None of these things rare so taboo that they can't be discussed if asked about. Remember, YOU ARE THE ADULT. You should be able to handle these conversations and provide education to your children. Grow up an fulfill the responsibility you accepted by choosing to become parents.
And btw, the bikini shaving commercial has some funny ideas in it if you look at the shapes. Though I believe most men prefer a look that resembles the sidewalk.

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Brian , PA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:38:14 GMT

Wow some serious judeo-christan sexual repression going on here. Sex is natural people, it is normal.

"What about the children" crowd nbeed to understand that you "little babies" are natural animals just like the rest of us and trying to seclude/sheleter them from true human nature will only increase their curiosity about what they do find out.
It is like a stud I once read about some kids were given free access to candy and some kept completely away from it. the they let the groups alone w/ the candy and the group that was allowed candy barely ate any but the group that weren't allowed gobbled it all down till they got sick.

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Elizabeth, Ann Arbor, MI — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:38:52 GMT

The worst commercial in my opinion is the Burger King commercial promoting Spongebob meals with a take on the Sir Mix-A-Lot song "Baby Got Back." Should dancing, square rears really be used to sell kids' meals to our youngest children? I don't think so. Especially with the phrase "seal the deal" included.

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Ron, Sanford, NC — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:39:04 GMT

These commercials are bad enough but the adds that imphjisize what what you are already watching is the most stupid. I know I am watching channel 5 news as a matter of fact it just happens to be on while the commercial airs. I know I am watching CSI I am sure of what is comming on next especuially since I am already there. I have gotten used to watching 15 minutes of a 30 minute program, so al least give us commercials that have some since of taste nad intellegence. Most of the stuff that intertains a 5 year old does little ofr me.

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Shuddering in Albany, NY — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:41:28 GMT

I am not a fan of the male enhancement ads. Who would go near that man with the permanent grin on his face? It's bizzare. How uncomfortable watching that with your 83 year old mother? And can someone explain to me what 2 people in separate bathtubs does for you? I don't get the Cialis commercials and that's their logo on the bottom of the ad. Are we supposed to imagine them ending up in the same tub? Am I naive?

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Andre Dallau — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:45:01 GMT

Remember that each commercial started life by being pitched to a room of suits. Can you imagine who in the world thought that some of these ads were good ideas when spoken aloud? "Ok,Ok yeah - imagine this - there will be a dog - oh this is funny - that will drag his BUTT across the carpet while this cute kid yells - HE'S DOING IT AGAIN - WOW!" Or something like that. For every STUPID and lame commerical there is a room full of executive suits that thought it was JUST GREAT!

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Curt, NC — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:46:20 GMT

Tyler ... our country allows free speech, but I can't say that I agree with you. Several of the Red Bull commercials are mildly inappropriate (the study partner and nudist come to mind) for younger audiences. It has nothing to do with Nudists or naturalism as you put it. As for cusing and sex ... that is obviously up to the parents, but I'm not sure that I agree with a 4 year old listening to cuss words so they can turn around and use them ... again up to the parents to fix the behavior then.

Smiling Bob drives me crazy because it is on ALL OF THE TIME.

Quiznos is creepy be it male or female voice.

There's an adage that it used "Sex sells". This is still true which is why companies still use it ... That doesn't mean I agree with it.

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jrzygrl — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:47:48 GMT

Any male enhancement add is completely disturbing, I have said it before and really believe it, that is a man has this issue he should discuss it with his physician, I dont need ten million commercials to remind me that there is something out there to help.. Any femine hygiene product can go to.. We were given all this information in Health Class when we were hitting puberty, and when my friends and I get together, we aren't discussing birth control methods, tampons or maxi pads. They are insulting and unneccessary. Now onto the creepy Quizno's add, I thankfully can say i never saw the monkey commercial, nor do I want to, but the "put it in me Scott" one, EEEWWWWWW!!!! what moron actually thought this was a good idea. Billy Mays may have been annoying screaming at you to buy his products which whatever you know who he is now, but at least he wasnt insulting your intelligence his commercials were just irritating. In my opinion the way Smiling Bob walks around he looks a few puppies short of a pet shop... which in itself is creepy and then you see what the commericial is for. ICK

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Lord of the Flies, Washington, DC — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:47:48 GMT

Smiling Bob needs his face punched in...Quiznos ad made me retch. Tyler from Phoenix - clothes were a manmade creation for WARMTH not modesty. Many tribal communities worlwide don't wear clothes because they don't need them. Your characterization is from a religious standpoint that you so vociferously seem to oppose.

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Brian , PA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:48:11 GMT

Now that I covered the moralizing. Yes most of these commercials suck. The smiling bob ones are rather trite but if your trying to sell male "enhacment" well you just can't come out and say "It makes your !@#$ bigger" so you have to use innuendo.
For those saying they shouldn't be allowed to air them, bugger off. Last I checked this is a capitalist free speach counrty called America.

As for the K-Y ads Yeah the circus scene sucks which kills the ads appeal but it is memorable.
don't like it? Go to your church and pray instead of watching TV, or volunteer for a charity instead of living in a fantasy land where people don't have sex and sex doesn't sell. SEX is the driving factor of our lives not accepting that fact is silly.

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MJ Staley, Tombstone, AZ — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:49:30 GMT

I've come to the conclusion that all these obnoxious ads are from agencies that deliberately hire obnoxious people.

Personally, I'm never far away from the Mute button, and as soon as Smilin' Bob and/or Billy Mays comes on, I hit it. I wonder if other (non-offending) advertisers are aware that their own commercials are riding out thousands of Mute buttons thanx to an ad that precedes theirs.

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JCR — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:50:07 GMT

Funny comments on this topic: However, those who defend tampon ads have never been asked by their 8yr old son what "leakage" means! LOL

As to gross ads, my anti-favorite is the personal shaver ad where the bushes changes shape to presumable match the shape of the women's "bushes" walking past the shrubbery. I have to say, looking at some of the shrubbery, a lot of those women have too much time on their hands.

as to the penic enhancement ads, I can't listen to the radio with my kids in the car anymore b/c those products are apparently the only one's with money for radio ads!

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Sandy N, Pensacola, FL — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:51:24 GMT

Anyone who knows me knows I'm not a prude in any way, shape, or form - but I have to say these commercials have gone beyond the ridiculous. Is it really necessary to advertise these kinds of things, and so frequently, on television? Some of them deliberately play on the shock factor. We are adults (many of us at baby boomer age) not teenagers. Though not prudish, I have gained some decorum over the years and understand when something is appropriate and when it is inappropriate. Advertising these products to an open audience is inappropriate. Not to mention demeaning adult intellect.

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Bonnie, Hemet CA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:57:48 GMT

the Mime doing the Trojan Ad is disturbing!

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Jay, AL — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:58:38 GMT

If you don't like it, change the channel. Simple.

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Bonnie, Hemet CA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:59:00 GMT

oh the new Red bull. The Kid gives pigs Red Bull and then asks his mom if he can go to the Gentlemans Club and she says when Pigs fly!

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Susan, Austin, TX — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:59:30 GMT

I have a real problem, not just with lewd commercials, but just when they show commercials that are not appropriate to the age-group viewing the show. For example, the other day my pre-schoolers were watching "Happy Feet" - and a violent commercial for the new "Transformers" movie came on. I had to quickly grab the remote. Seriously - who thought airing a violent commercial during a children's show was a good idea?

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Alan Dean Foster, Prescott, AZ — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:59:57 GMT

These ads do work for me. I make it a point to memorize the manufacturer of each one I despise, so I will never, ever, buy any of their products. I also make it a point to recommend to my friends and acquaintaces not to do so. For example, ever since the sponge monkey ads, I have never eaten in a Quiznos, nor will I ever, and I recommend to all and sundry that they do not, either. I'm sure there are others who also remember such brands...with the same consequences for the advertisers.

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Hate the Quiznos... — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:01:10 GMT

Sorry Wayne, I disagree, it isnt homophobic, that Quiznos commercial is disturbing no matter male or female voice coming from the creepy oven...

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Bill, Chicago, IL — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:01:42 GMT

"Try having your 5 year old ask in the middle of dinner "Mommy, what's genital herpes?"!!"

It's a virus or a sickness some people get in their private areas.....

Easy enough

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Carol, OH — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:01:53 GMT

I am a female, and I think the dipstick commercials are hilarious! I stop to watch them everytime. Come on people get a sense of humor already.

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Margaret Big Rapids MI — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:04:10 GMT

the "bob" commericals are the grossest things that I can think of on TV. My 4 grandsons just look like"what the heck is that all about?" I try to get to the remote as fast as possible!! Talk about poor taste!

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Deb — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:06:33 GMT

The pig strip tease makes me nauseated. For some reason, what they call barbeque sauce reminds me of the blood of the pig. Ugh! I think it's more obscene than the K-Y ads (maybe!!)

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Karla, Saint Louis, MO — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:07:16 GMT

The commercial that creeps me out is the French's Spicy Brown Mustard commercial where the "Mustard couple" are on the beach and the "girl" mustard sees the Spicy Brown Mustard bottle running on the beach. So not necessary!

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No Prude, Philly, PA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:07:22 GMT

Oh man, get over it already. I suppose all you who hate these commercials would like the underwear section in stores to be in a closed off area so kids can't see those lacy tid-bits? Do you really think your kids understand why Smilin' Bob is smilin? If they do then you have bigger problems then a few silly commercials. While I will admit that some are a little over the top for what they are selling (I havent seen that BK 7 inches one but it sounds crazy), most are harmless and fun. For instance, the Schick lady trimmer is hilarious and so is the Dipstick commercial.

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DLC — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:07:27 GMT

The one thing that I hate about "Smilin' Bob" is that his darn thing song gets stuck in my head for an hour or so.

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DLC — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:08:07 GMT

Actually, that would be "THEME" song. Freudian slip there.

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Keep watching — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:08:56 GMT

What really is disturbing is that every ad has the adult male the slow one, the dummy that needs to be corrected or the buffon that does the poor job and is clueless that he is so lame. The women are always the ones that have to pick up the pieces, correct their husband or if (in rare occasions) if he makes the right choice, has to validate his opinion in order to make the family decision. Just keep that in mind when you wonder watch TV. The adult male is the new "Stepin Fechit" of netwrok broadcasting. Most crime shows are "bad white guy of the week"; the criminal women were turned to crime against their better judgement because of a bad man. Just observe with that in mind and see what you see.

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Steve, Texas — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:11:31 GMT

After reading these comments, I can't believe all of these people are living in America!!

Wait, maybe I can. Everyone here seems to favor censorship! I know, we can have television like in Iran. Lock up our reporters, let the government run the television stations, remove everything that offends anyone (isn't that the goal of the FCC?). Then when it all over, we can sit and watch nothing but snow on our televisions.

Wait a minute, wasn't there a comment from someone who was offended by snow, too?

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tiffany, az — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:14:55 GMT

the quizno's ad is super creepy. someone mentioned the idea of a girl being less gross, but i think it would be far worse. the guy makes it kinda funny, but if it were a girl, i would find it pretty "porno-lite".
another one that weirds me out is the red-bull ad where the kid asks his mom to go to a "gentlemens club" and the mom says "when pigs fly", etc.. the kid in that ad (granted its a cartoon) looks under 10. since when does a kid under 10 know what a strip club is or have any desire to go to one? aren't girls still gross at 10? creepy.
as for billy mays, he will be missed. his commercials drove me crazy, but he seemed to be a really nice guy. rest in peace mr mays.

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Brant, the part of town not addicted to TV — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:17:57 GMT

Here's a thought - if you don't like what's on TV, turn it off. Read a book. Play a card game. Go for a walk. To handstands against the wall. Kick a soccer ball around. Throw a frisbee. Paint a picture.

Do you *really* need to live and die with what's on TV?

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Sono — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:18:04 GMT

I would just like to point out that while I certainly don't endorse these commercials being shown on channels or time slots that involve what may be considered 'children's programming'; it was interesting to read through all of the comments to see that ONLY ONE PERSON (out of 30+)ACTUALLY TOOK IT UPON THEMSELVES TO JUST CHANGE THE CHANNEL instead of sitting there watching a commercial they don't approve of.

I'm sure that some people simply didn't mention having changed the channel, but the reactions I'm reading are very similar to FCC reports regarding radio content that people find objectionable in that they actually DON'T turn it off and instead keep listening...to things they don't approve of and find offensive.

Not for nothing, but everyone complaining about this should look into scraping together some $$$ for a DVR/TiVO or maybe consider just changing the channel the next time you find yourself offended by what's being shown on your television. In fact, just throw your TV out on the curb and read books from now on b/c the rest of us shouldn't be punished just b/c YOU had children or b/c YOU don't agree with something being shown on television.

I hate these ad's just as much as the next person and I would certainly never subject my child to any of them, but you can't just remove them without losing other liberties in the process and eventually you get a snowball effect with other things we take for granted. I'd like to be more pleasant about this but I find peoples general sense of entitlement to be simply overwhelming and at times; rage inducing. In closing, I'd like to remind all of you as to just how insignificant you really are:

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile. -Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

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Joe, Mpls, MN — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:18:57 GMT

Most of the commercials on air nowadays are cringeworthy.

Get rid of the enhancement commercials (no matter who they are for) and enough of the inuendo in commercials. If your product isn't good enough to sell on it's on merits, then take it back to the shop and fix it. The femine hygene commercials are no big deal. Easily explained away with an impromptu biology class.

Thankfully someone invented the DVR and now I can, mostly, zoom right past them and get back to my show. I just have to wait until the shows are over before watching them.

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Jay, AL — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:23:10 GMT

How about you people be adults and act like a true parent and talk to your kids about life instead of trying to shield them from it? Life would be so much better for everyone...

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Jay "Maverick" San Diego, California — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:23:48 GMT

It's funny how uptight people (especially in the U.S.) are. The Quiznos ad is hilarious and all of you people need to RELAX! None of these ads are going to change the world or make someone a bad person or cause them to do bad things. You all just need to lighten and laugh a little. Life is short and you'll be dead before you know it....so maybe you should enjoy life and not take yourselves, or commercials too serious. :P

Live, love, laugh people! :)

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Nancy, Vermont — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:26:48 GMT

Stealing this from a comedian -- "Viagra, Levitra and Cialis: not curing cancer for the last 15 years!" I'm against prescription medication advertisements of any kind, for the simple fact that the cost of the advertisements run up the retail price of the meds. How sad is it that an injectable medication I use for a chronic, controllable condition costs $2,700 a month without insurance? That I have a three-figure copay each month? Yes, the drug company put me in their copay assistance program, but couldn't the $90 million they spent advertising the stuff last year have been better put to use doing things like, you know, making your medication more available to the people who need it?

I cringe when ads for feminine hygiene products come on, as well as male enhancement and the toilet paper ads that show the baby bear squatting behind a tree. Really? We've come to this? Apparently, the answer is yes, we have. Mr. Whiffle, we miss you.

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Jim GH,OH — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:27:06 GMT

Whether any of the ads are inappropriate or not will not make a difference. Cigarette companies had cartoon ads taken off the air because it catered to children. What a bunch of hypocritical nonsense that turned out to be. Corporations show their ads when they want and during whatever programming they want because they want to sell to as early an age as possible. Male enhancement, what happened to erectile dysfunction, that won't sell to kids but saying you will make it bigger, teenage boys will jump in line or at least figure out a way to get it.
Corporate America is corrupting your kids. That is as plain as it gets.
As for the yo-yo that had to put a religious slant on all of this, I get embarrassed when one of these commercials come on and there are kids in the room especially if the kids appear to be watching a little to closely. I am far from a religious man but I do have some common sense when it comes to children.
It's amazing how a show like Southpark could only be shown 10pm or later but I can see The Family Guy on at 5:30 or 6 in the evening. Prime viewing for the kids on a bad weather day.
Turning on the parental controls is time consuming put worth while the trouble is I am not going to ban the kids from watching a ballgame and this is where some of the biggest commercial travesties are shown. You also don't have parental controls for commercials.
Smiling Bob, The Quizno's kid and even learning that I could make millions working from home because two women with a foot and a half of cleavage tell me so, really need to be regulated. Keep the adult ads in adult material. I guess it doesn't translate well to Playboy because it needs sound to go with the pictures.

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lizzie, il — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:27:12 GMT

Smilin' Bob looks like someone I would avoid at all costs.
Quizznos is just plain creepy all around, male or female voice.
Most of the others are just annoying or insulting. I have to be honest, I didn't even notice the bush trimming, but eww!
Yeah, I would rather not have my kids see some of these, and I would like to keep them innocent for just a while longer; however, I'm not naive enough to think that they don't hear things like this at school. I don't like it, but I can't lock them in their rooms until they're 35. They usually don't pay attention to commercials much anyway unless they're hocking some new game, toy or electronic device. Since sex sells, these commercials aren't going anywhere as long as people continue to buy the products, so if a commercial for something offends me, I simply stop buying from that company. Hardees lost my business when they aired the Paris Hilton commercial. EWWWWWW!!!!!!!

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Wendy M in TX — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:28:33 GMT

Personally, I have always gotten a kick out of Smilin' Bob. He's so over the top and corny.

Sex is so prevalent in print ads, too. I teach 6th graders and had them do a project with ads in Time and People. Thought those magazines would be safe enough, until I heard a girl making vibrator noises. Her group had found an ad for KY his and hers that has pink and purple containers shaped like, well, vibrators. I had to walk a careful line about how the ad *didn't* advertise what she thought, but NO, I'm not about to explain what the product actually is. Ask your parents.

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Mary, Eastpointe, MI — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:28:47 GMT

Nudist camp Red Bull ads - WHAT is there a different use for Red Bull? Whatever is going on behind that black bar, they sure make it sound like its for "male enhancement" too. Cialis - the people in the bathtub, it's a regular joke around my house how my husband and I need to get two separate bathtubs to get romantic! Male enhancement and Bob - bizarre - if a woman is that thrilled with her man, why does THE WHOLE TOWN KNOW? Is that pressing your luck?

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Chris Hill — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:30:00 GMT

In my opinion, the ads have done what the companies wanted them to!! Everyone is talking about it and this is all free advertisement. Whether or not you will actually use the products is up to you but everytime you see the name or hear of a topic similar to this, the first thing you will do is think about it!!

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AK, Chicago IL — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:31:28 GMT

@ Wayne Wheeler of Tuscon who said:"Funny about that Quizno's oven ad- if the oven had a woman's voice and was asking the employee to "put it in me", would the reviewer still think this is "suggestive to the point of being gross"? "

Absolutely! I don't want insinuation about my sandwich being in any orifice but in my mouth, thankyouverymuch

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Chris - IL — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:33:42 GMT

I totally agree with this article! I am sick of trying to answer kids' questions after they see certain commercials and such... tv has gone way too far.

Rene, Brockway, PA (Sent Monday, June 29, 2009 1:18 PM)
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Well here's an idea - turn off the TV. Get the kids to play games and do something other than watching the idiot box!

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Charlie, Cleveland, Ohio — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:33:59 GMT

If these commercials bother you that much, either block the channels that air them or turn off of the TV.

It's not the media's job to raise your children. It's yours.

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David, Fort Worth, Texas — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:34:38 GMT

What bothers me most about the smiling Bob ad is that the product does nothing for a man and has been proven to be fraudulent. Yet unknowing men continue to be ripped off. TV stations are making big bucks selling ad time to this garbage. I have to wonder - if it was a fraudulent product being sold to women, would it still be on the air?

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Theresa, NE Florida — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:34:45 GMT

So many people are freaked out over the Enzyte/Viagra/Cialis ads, but if the male gender construct stopped touting the idea that penis size directly correlates to masculinity, we wouldn't have them. If we weren't so obsessed with body parts--negatively or positively--we wouldn't be bombarded with ads to "enhance them."

But we shouldn't be ashamed of our bodies. Seriously, banning tampon ads? It's hard enough being a teenage girl, now thinking that a natural bodily function is so horrible that products for it can't be advertised is such a detriment. It will also convince boys that women are disgusting. (I'm so lucky to have a boyfriend who not only buys emergency tampons but takes me to the gynecologist--he is wonderful!) Women are people, and we all deal with the same issues.

For me, I am upset with advertising companies not for sexualizing ads but for using women as objects to sell products. Sex happens, the more the better, but it does men such a disservice to assume that they are all so stupid they will buy Axe, fast food, Castrol, liquor, and anything else if it will make them more attractive to women. Believe me: a guy stinking of cheap body wash scarfing down greasy burgers is anything BUT sexy!

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Ohio Betty, Wadsworth, OH — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:38:34 GMT

Hate to say it, but ... Smiling Bob makes me laugh myself silly. The whole premise of the ads is goofy, especially the retro look. But I'm also glad the perpetrator of the advertised product got jail time. A good chuckle doesn't forgive out-and-out fraud.

I also agree whole-heartedly with Elizabeth from Cleveland -- those Quizno oven commercials would be equally horrid with a woman's voice.

And, lastly, this is one of the reasons why my kids don't watch tv. I don't mind them knowing about sex or tampons or anything else. But I'd like them to learn about it on my husband's and my terms when we think it's appropriate. There's a difference between educated about sex/reproductive issues and being inundated with inappropriate messages/images.

P.S. I'm in favor of gay marriage and don't have a stinkin' problem with what (or who) adults do on their own time in private (or even in deserted aisleways of the local big-box store). So spare me the repressed label.

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Alice in Ohio — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:38:41 GMT

I hate any drug commercial. Let the Drs. decide what we need to take...no wonder we are a nation of druggies. The side effects sound worse than the illness!

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talheure — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:40:20 GMT

It bothers me that these ads pop up in the middle of otherwise family friendly viewing. We have young teens, and frequently watch classic movies and sci-fi together. Right in the middle, here comes Viva V*** and ol' Bob. The Quiznos commerical popped up one night, too, and unfortunately the long version was accidentally shown instead of the short "sanitized" version that is still gag-worthy to me.

I feel like there are electronic predators out there, trying really hard to crap on my living room carpet. Urk.

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Alan Calder, Dallas, TX — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:40:50 GMT

I'm very surprised people here are so opposed to these comercials. Isn't the way we vote for these comercials with our wallets? Seems to me if KY didn't sell their product they would advertise, and the same for all the other products aswell. Our advertising here in the US is much more conservative than it is in Canada and Europe. I think we need to appreciate the levity the comercials provide. As for explaining things to our kids, better tell them sooner rather than later. Would you rather explain it to them or their friends? Not to mention kids are a lot smarter than we give them credit for.

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Mark, Jacksonville, Fl — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:42:21 GMT

If you don't want kids to see the ads listed, then how about not letting them watch TV all day long.

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Lisa, Memphis, TN — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:43:20 GMT

Simple solution: a DVR. One other poster mentioned the mute button, which would work like a charm for someone without a DVR. Networks are wasting their ad dollars on me; nobody in our family watches them.

Problem solved.

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Tim C, Ravenna, OH — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:43:30 GMT

Some of the ads discussed above make me a little uncomfortable. It would be better if such ads appeared only on cable channels, and only after 9 pm local time.

One "suggestive" ad that really makes my laugh, however, is the Arby's ad where the wife or girlfriend comes out dressed as an Arby's employee and holding a tray of the restaurant's food. "Me likey!" Very funny IMO.

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Scott, Boston MA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:44:25 GMT

What's amazing to me is that people jump to censorship before taking the first and perfectly obvious step of turning off the TV. If your kids are seeing too many questionable ads, they're watching too much TV. Be the parent, take responsibility, and use the "off" switch.

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john — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:44:42 GMT

i am getting a definite "homophobe" vibe from peoples critique of the quizno ad. lewd? maybe yeah, but to tag on the fact that it's a male voice that makes it worse is more disturbing to me. staight people are not the only consumers out here.

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LB — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:45:00 GMT

Hey guys and gals just do what I do when commericals come on...hit the MUTE button. Works wonderfully. Seriously. Not being sarcastic. They can bombard me with their ads but they can't make me listen to them if I don't want to! So again, hit the mute button! I'm especially sick and tired of that annoying Geico insurance chick among others. Again, M-U-T-E works like a charm.

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Heather — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:45:18 GMT

I agree with the 'think with your dipstick' criticism. It isn't ok to discriminate against blacks, gays, etc, but if you make fun of the Scottish it's ok? I have a big problem with that!!

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Robert Rowe, Sheridan, AR — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:46:21 GMT

The extenz commercial is about as tasteless as it gets. Here they present us an assumably married mature couple giving an "interview" about this "male-enhancement" product. This is the same type product that has been marketed in the back of girly books and other sleazey publications for decades, only now, they feel that either societal standards have sunk low enough for them to do bussiness in the light of day, or they think they're validating their product by using the "interview" format.

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Patti , Seattle, WA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:47:13 GMT

I am by no means a prude but I would rather explain things to my son when I think it's time, not because it's being rammed down his throat by the ad industry. But I also have the right to limit the amount of t.v. he watches, which I do. Unfortunately between my 13-year-old son and my husband, the majority of what gets viewed is on the sports channels, which are probably the worst offenders (I swear Cialis must own the Golf Channel!). I don't pay much attention to the commercials but I did see the Santa Bob one the other day and although I was laughing I couldn't believe they got away with putting that on the air.

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LB — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:47:20 GMT

Yeah, what is up with all the Rx ads these days. As if it's not bad enough that they seem to be exceeding the # of auto ads, they are also excessive in length! Drug companies are out of control IMO.

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Kathy, Chicago, IL — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:47:21 GMT

The solution here is simple - if you don't like the ads and don't want your children seeing them - turn off the TV. Nobody has a gun to your head making you and your family watch.

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beatrix — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:47:34 GMT

*giggles thinking of the dipstick* that's hilarious. I don't think they should be adults only. how do we enforce that other then airing them during adult viewing hours and shows? which I think they do since its their target audience. I've never seen creepy bob between kids and I watch a lot of them.

I don't think quiznoes and dipstick really have to be aired for adults only. the kids who are too young to get it generally don't, the ones who do often think its hilarious. humor is a great door opener for important conversations like say the proper use of an oven for starters Or why we don't run around hitting people with sticks and calling them "jimmeh"
omg that's hilarious who invented that guy?

seriously it goes over our kids heads. and to the person who has to explain the leakage to an 8 year old boy just tell them you'll explain it when they are 14 or something. either they'll forget or get enough info from sex ed enough to go "ew don't wanna hear it".

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des, Montgomery, AL — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:47:42 GMT

I LOVE my DVR - no commercials as I watch after the show's beeen recorded. (I do hate smiling Bob - haven't seen many of the other commercials whined about).

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Brian, Portland, Maine — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:47:48 GMT

What is REALLY interesting here is that complaining 95% of the respondent are female.....goes to show how lowbrow us guys are, I guess. Nonetheless, the girls are right.....there is a lot of nasty stuff out there- I have trouble with the Vagisil ads- " Gets rid of the itch, burn and odor!" Great......I know it's "natural" and such, but..... What I think is funny is the guy with hemmeroids out on a bike ride with his kids- he's got the face down! Been there and done that.....

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mtk Richmond, VA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:47:51 GMT

Hey...here is an idea...stop letting your kids watch so much tv! Then you won't have to worry about the commercials. I don't care for many of them either, but I can change the channel or do something else for 30 seconds.

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RV - Seattle, WA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:48:59 GMT

I guess if you do not like what you are watching you could alway shut off your TV and pick up a book, go ride your bike, play a game with your kids...

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stuart clark palm springs ca — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:49:13 GMT

ok people lets all calm down, why should everybody calm down?? it's called the FIRST AMENDMENT right to free speech, here is the bigger issue while people are offended by male enhancement ads maybe they should see what the kids are looking up on the internet all you have to do is type something in and nine times out of ten a porn site comes up maybe parents should watch for that stuff rather than male enhancement products!!!!!

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Edwin, Pa — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:50:30 GMT

victoria secret commercials come on during soap operas. All the kids that are old enough to stay home are being exposed to this soft porn.

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ENT, Columbus, Ohio — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:50:46 GMT

Remember the "good ole days" when you couldn't even say "pregnant" on tv? Lucy Ricardo was "in the family way" or "with child". (It was before me but i grew up watching re-runs.) And people wonder why our society in going down the drain - even when I was growing up there were subtle inuendos in commercials and in music but nowdays, there is almost nothing left to the imagination between commercials and music and when and where they are played (my kids don't watch Spongebob but they have been watching other "kid appropriate" shows and these inappropriate commercials are filtered right in there with the "Chucky Cheese" birthday party commercials!) I agree that explaining what erectile disfunction is would not be the way to spend the rest of my afternoon after my child gets done watching cartoons! Cigarette ads are banned as "harmful" - why can't we step up, be heard and fight for better placement or tactfulness in our commercials?

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Corey, Ohio — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:51:01 GMT

TV always seems to get the blame for the way society is. What it really boils down to is lazy people who need a scapegoat. Sure there are things that children should not see, but at the same time parents need to just pay attention to their children. Television should not be a babysitter, but instead something that you can enjoy as a family, and if your children do see a commercial that you think is "adult only": one they most likely will not catch on to what the commercial is implying and two if they do and they ask you about it give them an answer. Even if it is a general answer, it is still better that they learn about that stuff from their parents then their friends. I am 27 and was raised around Violent TV and Movies, and Video Games, and Sexual Enuendo, and I am not some corrupt individual, or deviant. Instead I have a successful carreer, and a family, and I don't let the tv raise my kids, I take them outside on nice days and play and if they see something on tv that they have questions about I explain it to them.

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talheure — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:51:39 GMT

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Kerry Sabanty Camden Me — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:52:10 GMT

The movie trailers and commercials that follow both children type programing and sporting events are absolutely wrong!! They show vampires dragging there victims away and then of course we need to see the ads with lame Bob as this post stated. That guys really makes me sick anyway. This kind lack of awareness and intellect when it comes to commercials and where they put them is alarming and that's why we're giving up most T.V and that is that!!!!!!!!

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steve valdosta ga — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:52:50 GMT

ignore them, change the channel or just look at your kids, if they are laughing then they are far older than you think and it is time for a birds and bees talk. they will already know it but will enjoy your embarassment while doing the talk. there is enough censorship already, to the point of calling the cartoon characters gay and all sorts of other bull. a teletubby GAY? three and four year olds (the intended audience) would have no idea even if they were. GROW UP! all commercials are insane and stupid (they are for a first grade level audience by the way).

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John Doe, Seattle Wash — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:53:34 GMT

Wow! What bunch of prudes! Sorry, I'm not one of you. I do think the smilin' Bob commercials are inane, that's it. As for the K-Y (and similar)...don't knock it 'til you've tried it (again, Wow!).

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JCR — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:54:07 GMT

still funny!! The most funny is all the comments regarding censorship. TV ads are about money, not free speech or personal liberty. If they don't sell the product, they stop running. I actually think some of these ads are funny, like the Quizno oven; the bush trimmer is just stupid. However, I think these sponsors need to be mindful of the time slots and/or shows in which they are running these ads.

Case in point: I once let my son, 7 or 8 at the time, watch S.T Voyager on Spike tv at 4 in the afternoon. In the middle of the show, Spike ran an ad for one of their reality shows, some type of race show. One of the racers was screaming that another racer was a p____y. No bleeping, no dashes, the full blown word. could I change the channel? Not before, only after. Was that ad really necessary at 4pm in the middle of a benign show like voyager?

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Traci — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:56:52 GMT

Simple solution: Turn off the TV (or don't watch those channels that air programs or commercials you don't like).

Then DON'T buy any products that are advertised inappropriately on TV, radio, online, or in print media.

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Debbie, Palmdale, CA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:57:48 GMT

If every person posting here would email the FCC repeatedly, perhaps they'd get sick of us and move to show some good common sense on the ads they allow on tv. I get tired of changing a channel because of some suggestive or out right crude ad because my child is watching too; especially when the tv is tuned into something suitable for children to view (which isn't much these days).

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Paula-Atlanta, GA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:58:11 GMT

The male enhancement ads that are on ALL the time make me wonder why the authors of them think so many men need it! What is going on? Good grief, there is even a Viagra car in racing!!! As for all the other ads, I agree...why do we have to be subjected to trash? As far as not wanting children to see them, the parent should have the option of what to tell their children, how much is appropriate for their age and when...not beause they saw a ridiculous commercial that brought up the subject!

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SP, Germantown, MD — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:58:45 GMT

This is the reason why I do not have cable or dish and watch only PBS, if at all.

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Patrick Baker, Caledonia, Ontario, Canada — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:59:02 GMT

I go even further. Most TC commercials today are either mindless, foolish or downright dumb and insulting to the intelligence of viewers. There seems to be an assumption that none of us got beyond either the sixth grade or puberty. Part of my job in the 80s was to write and produce commercials, and the foundation of my production efforts were the lessons I learned from what I considered some of the best communicators in the business world. First, define your message in one simple declarative sentence. Second, make that message the focus of your commercial. Third, use only visuals that enhance or support your message. Too many commercials on the air today are what I call "cutesy art director or creative director commercials" that have apparently been designed and produced solely to satisfy the whims of the AD or CD. I also find their cost utterly ridiculous. The last time I entered the New York International Film and TV Festival (in the mid 80s), I won a silver medal with three commercials that cost, in total, less than $5,000. Granted, they featured no exotic locations, nor fancy animation or beautiful young ladies in skimpy bikinis, but they did get my message across in a clear, concise and direct manner. I'm certainly no expert, but I do think there's a valuable lesson somewhere in there.

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Setay, Seattle — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:59:31 GMT

I've never understood ads associating subsandwiches with male body parts. I could care less about the appropriateness of penis-jokes on television, but does that really make someone hungry? As a straight male, that's the last thing I want my sandwich paired with.

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Isis, NM — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:00:02 GMT

we dont have to be religious freaks to not want to be subjected to these adds, or have our children subjected to them. theyre simply inappropriate, offensive, and plain tacky. it does seem as if their is no limitations on advertising anymore.

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Jim Boynton Beach, Fl. — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:00:24 GMT

My objection has nothing to do with not wanting sex advertised on TV or kids seeing or hearing things that will lead to questions you'd rather not have coming at you from a 6 year old. I object to the sleaze of the actors. Cialis especially bothers me- how many of you grin like middle schoolers when you think you're going to have sex. If sex is funny to you, you're not doing it right.

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Lisa, Buffalo, NY — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:00:32 GMT

OMG - how about the ads for razors where the "bushes" all become trimmed as the women walk by. Talk about out of line!!!

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Donna Rawson — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:03:12 GMT

There are so many ads on TV now that I find offensive, I wouldn't know where to start. Do we need to know why Bob is smiling?? Do we care if two people are somewhere on a cliff taking a bath? And we all know we should avoid the older woman evesdropping on the young girls discussing a vibrator. When you think that Lucy couldn't even use the correct word to let Ricky know she was "with child", we sure have come a LONG WAY BABY!!!

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DJP — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:03:47 GMT

The Extenze male enhancement commercials are the worst. The actors look (and act) like bad porno actors. And unfortunately, in my time zone, they come on during prime time on the cable channels. I'm more offended by the tasteless production that I am by the product.

By the way, I saw the Extenze "spokesperson" in another commercial the other night for a home protection system. It looked like he was monitoring the house and told intruders to get out. All I could think of was his performance in the Extenze commercial. I don't think I'd want him taking that Extenze and monitoring my house by video.

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John Doe, Seattle, Wash — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:04:23 GMT

LOL

Yeah, all the lousy parents who allow their kids to sit in front of the TV, and then bitch about what's on it. How about cancelling your cable TV and doing something constructive with your children, or even, your 83 year old grandmother?

Next thing ya know, you'll be burning books.

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Censorship 101, Newnan, GA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:06:07 GMT

You're right, I am so uptight and religious. I am going home tonight and teaching my 5 year old about the birds and bees. Then I'll pull out my toy box and teach her about KY, Viagra, and Vibrators first hand. Then maybe I will cut her jeans into daisy dukes, buy her a Hooters shirt, and give her the mascara and lipstick she is always asking for. All she wanted to do tonight was play on her swing and catch lightning bugs. Why waste her childhood being a CHILD, and not worrying about ADULT things!?! After all, my mother was a hippie free love drug parent. And after failing most of my classes my sophomore and junior years I was able to sober up enough to graduate high school and take a break from guys. So what do I know? Everyone does it.

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Happy in my ignorant bliss — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:06:26 GMT

Agree with "Jim GH,OH".
This is why we don't have cable and only use dvd/web.
What some of you don't get is that we know children will have questions about these things but it should be the parent's decision when each of those discussions are appropiate. Don't give me that 'parents won't do that'; a good parent will.
I think it's more of a cop-out by some parents that don't want to take the responsibility to protect children but are more interested in their own social-life. They prefer to use the TV as a babysitter than to have to spend time with them. It's no wonder our world has so much hate, kids have too much baggage.
I've raised two kids who seem to have a pretty good handle on life. No they weren't sheltered but they know I care about their well-being.
You go on and soak-in whatever you want but like the old saying goes 'you are what you read' applies even more so to what you see.

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jonymc — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:07:21 GMT

I can't believe no one has mentioned the Padma Lakshmi commercial for Carl's Jr.! Has no one seen this? It came on while I was in the room with my 12 year old son (who was watching some age appropriate show) and I literally turned red! I mean woah, I have never seen anything like that in my life. Also, the "Axe" deodorant ads? These and the others are tasteless and offensive and I don't understand why it's happening either? I saw an ad for a Trojan female "stimulator", I think that's what they called it, which is basically a sex toy. That's something you don't want to have to explain to the pre-teen and under set!

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Troy, Denver — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:07:24 GMT

Hahahahaha!!!... Everyone of these commercials just make me laugh.

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Lord Veedek, Fountain, CO — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:08:40 GMT

Puritanical prudes. Oh no, sex is bad but violence is ok. Sex is a natural part of life (it creates it), violence is not. Too many people are embarrassed by sex because they are taught to be ashamed of it. Grow up!

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Rod, Houston — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:10:00 GMT

I truly love the fact that I have never seen any of the commercials mentioned in the article or the comments.
I almost never watch TV. Try it, its good for you.

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ken here chicago il — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:10:06 GMT

The US media accepts ads based on their own moral values. By immortalizing a drug using, child molesting pedophile like Michael Jackson, the media has put a stake in the ground as to where they stand. The US media is a bunch of perverted morons. They support child molesting! child murders!

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WTB Germany — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:10:25 GMT

Being stationed overseas has it's drawbacks when it comes to television. After spending 3 weeks on leave back in Texas, I discovered that I do not miss the stupid commercials. On the other hand, German TV has some butter ads featuring a topless woman.

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Time to Read Books — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:13:14 GMT

The catch 22 of the FCC regulating content with the rating system is it has given studio more freedom with content. The rating system gave studios the right to slap a "Rated M" sticker on TV and say, you've been warned so I can show what I want. What I don't get is why this didn't follow through on commericals. I watched a commercial for Dance Your Ass Off. That's the name of the show, so I was watching PG rated movie but then had to exaplain why it's OK for TV to say ASS and not junior.

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Michael Gilbert, Frankfort, KY — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:13:22 GMT

I record everything, and skip the ads. I absolutely refuse to watch ads, period...

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Tim, St Louis — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:13:30 GMT

We need more Terry Tate, office linebacker commercials.

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Alex — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:13:46 GMT

yeah, these commercials are a little "off" if you will, but you can clearly see that every last one of you remembers them. I think we in America need to take off our puritan caps and stop being so repressed and prudish. they're funny. Maybe you should get back to the fields or make some butter and turn off your tv if you are offended.

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Ashley, Mtl, Canada — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:15:02 GMT

Most of these ommercials are annoying, but the ones that get me are the yeast infection creams commercials. I can deal with annoying, but when one of these commercials comes on while I'm having supper it's just nasty.

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who cares, Bristol CT — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:18:00 GMT

Y'all need to get a life! They are just commercials! Who cares?!?!?!?!?

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Dan, Cape May, NJ — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:20:04 GMT

I don't watch any commercials thanks to my DVR, in fact in my opinion commercials have gotten so bad I find it impossible to watch TV unless I DVR'd it first.

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Shuddering, Oklahoma — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:20:23 GMT

I agree with the above mentioned commercials. Another one I would add is the Rephresh commercial. It makes me want to crawl under the couch. Not necessary for daytime TV

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grant johnson — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:20:56 GMT

Our family QUIT DISH Network nearly 2 years ago because of these ads playing on all of the kids and family channels. Creepy and offensive.

Life does go on without satellite TV, believe me.

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San Antonio SAM — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:21:04 GMT

TIVO + FF (Fast Forward) are two strategies against these ads. Ads are meant to sell cars & toilet paper etc, so if you sit through them, shame on you & stop the whining. Oh, BTW: the Mute button works well, as well.

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Julie, Tulsa — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:23:04 GMT

Smiling Bob creeps me out to a really extraordinary degree. I wouldn't care if he was advertising cold medicine, I would not buy it because those commercials are so awful. He's worse than any clown that ever scared me as a kid. Seriously.

I've got nothing against ads for feminine products, that's a totally natural part of life, but there was an ad on awhile back where there were all these women in a living room, chatting and drinking coffee, and the voiceover said "Some things you only discuss with good friends. Things like painful vaginal itch." I about dropped my teeth on that one. I don't have any friends THAT good.

The Quiznos commercial is downright pornographic and would be that way no matter what sex the voice was. "Put it in me, Scott"? Please. I agree, children need to know about sex, but I don't want to explain the merits of dirty talk to my six-year-old because of a TV commercial.

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tmike - TX — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:23:16 GMT

I don't have children, but for several years i was one. I can't imagine my parents refusing to answer a question. (parental) embarrassment is no excuse for attempting to sabotage a child's awareness of the world and his ability to understand and navigate it. (particularly something as silly as ordinary body functions). I'll be sure to help your kids with their math while they're serving me my dinner.

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Jim M. — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:23:32 GMT

I find it fuuny that so many people consider some of these commercials R-rated. What? The Puritan lifestyle of the 1800's is coming back? I'd rather see those damn pop-up's be removed from the airwaves first.

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MG Longmont CO — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:24:02 GMT

Sex IS natural and every subject should be open for discussion. The issue here is whether these commercials are TASTELESS...and the fact that we cring at them says they are! Be glad you still have a "discretionary gene". Wish the same could be said of the ad agencies.

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Erin, Tucson, AZ — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:24:13 GMT

If you don't like what is on television, turn it off. That will speak louder than complaining about commercials on the internet.

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who cares, Bristol, CT — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:24:20 GMT

soooooo, just because the "dipstick" commercial has a guy speaking in a scottish accent all of a sudden they are making fun of scottish people? hmmmm alrighty.

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Censorship 101, Newnan, GA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:24:30 GMT

Change the channel or turn the tv off? OMG, I never thought of that . . . aren't you the smart one. It doesn't matter what channel it is on because the crap is on every channel and it is constant, not just every 4 hours but pretty much the whole time. And I would love to turn it off, but then I would be called, "Out of touch with the world".

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BAlexander — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:24:44 GMT

Look at it this way. We all just spent a lot of time reading and discussing these products. Looks like these ads did exactly what their creators wanted them to.

Face it, ad space / opportunities are cut-throat these days . Ad execs are doing whatever they can to get your attention, and in this case they did just that.

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deh Kansas — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:25:11 GMT

As I read the comments to the article, and other comments made, I am completely floored at the most of the comments. I am starting to think the year is 1909, not 2009.

BUT, my bigger wonder would be the reaction to ads from Europe and most of the world. Those ads do not have the censorship with nudity. And there, sex sells, usually with a nude or semi-nude female.

As a parent, I taught my children about sex, bodies, and body functions. When the question was raised, at what ever age, I gave them the answer, based upon their age and level of understanding. Never did I freak out about what was on TV, either in programming or commercials. In fact, my children were allowed to watch R rated movies on the premium channels. not violence. I believe that watching violence is not good for most children and that they will become violent as a result. I do also think that watching loving couples love each other will also make them more loving to their respective mates in the future. Today, my children are married and happy, wih children of their own. Not violent, but loving to all.

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K'lief, San Francisco, CA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:26:08 GMT

People are obviously afraid to have a conversation about sex with kids and that's medieval thinking. Get a grip and learn how to change the channel or have a conversation with your kids. There are certainly ads out there that grab my attention in a seriously uncomfortable way. They're just doing their job. After all, here we are reading articles about them and discussing them at a painful and overly conservative length.

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rabridevi, miami, flrida — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:27:15 GMT

The male enhancement ad scumball male and female saying that it increase "fun"-gives me the creeps, and that cheap woman, batting her eyelashes and talking about increase in the size of a certain part of the male body-HOW CAN THEY DO THIS ON PRIME TIME...?

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Robin Burns, Moscow ID — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:27:19 GMT

You've nailed all my most hated ads currently running! Amazing-maybe universally appealing can also apply to universally loathsome. The worst one airing is the Castrol ad, which advocates-assault? Somebody should be called to account for that.

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Bob Hoskins — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:27:56 GMT

You can all easily discontinue the stress of your children seeing these or any other advertisements: TURN OFF YOUR TV. In case you haven't noticed, kids "programming" is mostly ads, product placement and subliminal messages anyway. HINT: books, footballs, swimming pools, theaters (as in live actors, not movies), music, board games, cards, talking etc etc all have zero advertising content.

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Mike Prescott, WI — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:28:12 GMT

Any drug should not be allowed to show ads on TV. These are discussions for your doctor and you. I as well dont like having to explain to my 7 year old what some of this stuff means and is.

I am not afraid to talk with my kids about sex, but I will do it when I feel they are old enough and mature enough to handle it. I don't need TV putting ideas they are not mature enough to handle.

I turned the TV off when I seen a ED ad during the saturday morning cartoons. What in the heck does a kid need to know about this stuff for?

Yes, I can see the point of view from those of you without kids, I do get a chuckle out some of these ads myself when I am watching TV after the kids have gone to bed.

Other ads that are inappropiate are the Axe body spray ads.

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John, NJ — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:28:23 GMT

I used to use the mute button but now change the channel. With cable and satellite it won’t be long before they monitor which ads you watch if they aren’t doing it now. When Billy May’s or the women comedian talking about her uterus comes on I change the channel to any other channel for 1 or 2 minutes.

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Jeff, Norwalk, CT — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:28:30 GMT

OK, I guess I'm in the minority here, but I think most of the ads being discussed are pretty funny. Smilin' Bob ads are supposed to be ridiculous. That's why they're funny (duh). He's supposed to be an unappealing schlub whose wife suddenly can't get enough of. What's worse, selling a lousy sub sandwich with veiled sexual innuendo, or hawking beer every 10 minutes? To me, the sub is far worse than the ad. Ever hear of obesity? How about violent video games? We are so obsessed and worried about sex, its embarrassing. My 9 year-old thinks Bud Light commercials are hilarious, which worries me alot more than the sexual stuff (most of which, when she sees it, she doesn't get anyway). Talk to your kids, and monitor what they watch. Use the mute button. Better yet, turn off the TV and read with them. But I think we all need to relax just a bit.

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AG, Albuquerque, New Mexico — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:29:17 GMT

That's nothing -try explaining why your five-year-old is singing "viva viagra"! We all know what it is and where to get it if we need it - do we have to see it over and over again?

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Lisa, Danville,VA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:30:06 GMT

I refuse to eat at those resturants with the vulgar food commercials, I mean come on, who really thinks about sex when they are eating a hamburger or food in general? I agree I don't want my children seeing those adds and if enough parents don't partrinonize those resturants maybe the money loss would speak volumes.

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John m — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:31:21 GMT

If the worst thing in my childs life is his seeing these ads, I would be a very happy man ... Get a life people... Please find yourself a real subject to complain about and give the censorship and imposition of your morality on others a break .. We are no Iran and we are not led by the morality police

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Brent, Lancaster, PA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:44:18 GMT

It's been going on for years. Remember the 1970's Juicy Fruit commercials...

Take a sniff, pull it out
the taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth

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AFR — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:44:43 GMT

Look at the bright side. You can use some of these ads to discuss some sticky subjects with you kids, who have initiated the talk. It's annoying but not all bad, IMHO.

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Lonn — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:45:06 GMT

Oh grow up and get over it.

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mjb Clinton, MD — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:45:28 GMT

My all time disgusting ad now comes from Dunkin Donuts where the man has his belt tightened to save money. It just turns my stomach every time I see it.

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Leah, Alvarado, Tx — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:45:58 GMT

The Red Bull commercial where the little boy gets to go to a strip club crosses the line, in my opinion anyway. The others are bad enough, but when you put even a cartoon kid in a commercial like that, I think it's wrong.

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Lori, Orange, NJ — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:46:29 GMT

All I can say is, if you don't want to see it, turn the channel. The commercials are tasteless, but until the FCC removes them, they will continue to show and people will either cringe, shake their heads or laugh. I make jokes of them and keep moving.

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jeff kantor, fort collins, co — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:46:31 GMT

I think all ads for sexual products should be adults only.

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tvsucks, MI — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:46:55 GMT

If we want to shield our children from this type of inapproriate advertisement or programming why don't we turn off our TV and try out a board game or go outside to get some fresh air and excersise. It ain't rocket science!!

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Censorship 101, Newnan, GA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:47:00 GMT

A lot of people don't realize these aren't the days we grew up in. You can't let your kids play outside without supervision and tell them to come in when the street lights come on. Or let them walk two blocks to their friend's house. It's not just about the kids catching a glimpse of Viagra on tv, it's about the sex crazed society that we now live in. Kids are not safe anywhere anymore, and it doesn't matter where they are or who they are with. I would at least like to feel sheltered in my own home for an hour of tv at night. I don't think that's too much to ask.

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DC — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:47:58 GMT

Red Bull - boy wants to go to the Gentlemen's Club - Mom says when pigs fly, and so they do, and so he does go to the club--even tho it is a cartoon, it is disgusting.

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Matt Cauthorn — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:48:36 GMT

I know people that will watch and laugh at these ads but become offended if a woman breast feeds a baby in public. And there isn't any way to reason with them...

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Tony, Tucson AZ — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:49:56 GMT

I wouldn't go as far as to say these ads are the worst thing in the world but lets face sex sell and if we don't set the bar at a level that acceptably the next thing the new batch of ads will go to a new low like say two men making out on TV trying with the announcer warning that if you have a erection lasting longer then five hours get help, and then there the girl's gone wild ads in the middle of prime time. Again at some point there need to be some rules passed other wise it will turn XXX rated because sex sells.

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Sara Hubbard, Russellville, AR — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:50:16 GMT

Good thing you people don't live in Europe!! Talk about no regulations!! HA!! It makes our TV commercials and programs seem G rated!! Lighten up people-it's only a TV commercial-who watches them anyway? You think your kids are never going to learn about Tampons and Condoms? Good thing there are commercials-it's just too bad more people don't use the products.

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Maria, Pittsburgh PA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:50:32 GMT

Oh, pulleezz!!! What a bunch of prudes!!! Thank goodness Europeans aren't so inhibited!! Why don't you change the channel???

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jhaustin, Hampton, GA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:51:14 GMT

The guy who "married his dream girl" but who didn't know her credit was bad is one of the worst. If he'd had the credit reporting service he'd be living happy as a bachelor in the suburbs? Apparently his love of money is larger than his love for a person. If his credit is so hot, why live in her parents basement?

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Mike, Hot Springs, AR — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:52:27 GMT

I'm a flaming liberal and could care less what people do in private. But I'm with you all the way on these suggestive ads. I watch very little TV these days because I don't care to be offended.

It's like the #iranelection on twitter. It wasn't a week until the maggots were selling their porno crap and putting up links that were outright embarrassing.

I don't want to legislate morality, but I wish that people acted responsibly and respect the rights of others.

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Ed — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:52:38 GMT

I have to disagree with the post about the butt-dragging dog. I actually found that quite funny!

To those that complain about these commercials coming on at dinner time, turn the t.v. off and spend some quality dining time with your family.

Sex is natural. Pretending that it's bad or evil only sends the wrong message. If your child asks a question about sex, answer them in an age-appropriate way, with info on a need-to-know basis.

Folks, young children aren't going to "get" the sexual innuendo in some of these commercials, so don't give them a reason to.

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Billy Jo, Tallahatchie — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:53:19 GMT

Most of these commercials make me laugh in the Beevis and Butthead sort of way, but they ain't a whole lot of fun to watch if I happen to be watching TV with my kids.

Also, what's up with all the ads for horror movies showing during primetime too? There's more blood in those 30 second commercials than a Viagra user with a 4 hour problem.

As for the Quiznos ad, I just can't look at those sandwiches the same anymore without wondering what else "Scott" did to them. See you at Subway.

And Tivo shall save the day...

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R aymond, Bloomington, Indiana — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:53:43 GMT

The Castrol "dipstick" commercials are, in my humble opinion, the worst of those mentioned here.

How can anyone with any sense at all, enjoy seeing someone beaten with a rod that is used to check the oil in an engine? It's a totally tasteless add and I'll continue buying other brands until they pull their stupid ad!

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noelle — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:55:02 GMT

anybody seen the Extenze commercial with the two ex-porn stars hawking the product? Obviously, the female never had any "speaking" lines in any of her movies, because she is a total loss when it comes to her acting..I guess she's probably faking that...too.

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Cindy C., San Luis Obispo, CA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:55:14 GMT

Okay, I can't stand the following ads:
Anything with "Smiling Bob"...
Anything where a guy is discussing how he's magically "bigger" and it "lasts longer"...
Anything involving couples discussing their sex life using lubricants...
Anything involving music from a song Elvis once sang, but words that are about something TOTALLY different (Viva PRIVACY!!!)...
Any of the multitude of sexist commercials made for Carls Jr (because, you know, we ALL eat our burgers while wearing tight-fitting, low-cut clothing, and riding a mechanical bull!)...
Anything where a woman walks past shrubs and they magically trim themselves into various shapes...
Anything involving tampons, douches, condoms, or personal hygiene products.
Is nothing sacred anymore???

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Bruce Kent, Pittsburgh PA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:06:45 GMT

If you are upset by these commercials, there are two things that you can do.

The most effective one is to buy a TiVo. Several of the commercials you describe I've never seen.

If you can't or won't do that, then do not use the product, and write to Customer Service of the advertising company and tell them so. You should also tell them why. If they get enough of these, they will pay attention.

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Rusty Harvilla, Morgantown, WV — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:07:16 GMT

I must say the Puritans who settled in New England in the 1640's would certainly approve of you lot. Why is that this country that prides itself on its freedom is one of the most sexually repressed nations on the planet and certainly the most repressed in the first world. Get over it. People have sex. In case you have forgotten, you got here via sex...

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Char Council Bluffs Ia — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:08:42 GMT

Amazingly enough, apparently Smilin' Bob is selling stuff or there wouldn't be a multitude of commercials out there with his face on them. I don't have to like the ads, I can leave the room, change the channel. I do however appreciate a good sales pitch and like I said, it's working or there would only be one commercial.
Try turning off the tube if you don't want your children to see these types of things. It's amazing what happens when the TV is turned off, people actually converse with each other.
Yes, I have children. Yes, I've had to explain things. I got over it and my kids are reasonably normal.

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Jeff, Washington DC — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:08:43 GMT

Seriously people, these are televsion commercials. Relax. If you object to thier content, change the channel. It takes less than a second to pick up your remote and hit a button. How lazy have people become that they can't be bothered to switch channels for 30 seconds? Insetad people complain that they're being "subjected" to some thing that is entirely avoidable. Read a book! Go for a jog! You'll be smarter, healthier and last time I checked there are no smiling Bob comercials at the library.

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Mother of 2 BEAUTIFUL girls, Fredericksburg, VA — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:09:26 GMT

If you have children you know these adds should be left for late night airing. I long for my childhood days when the FCC cared about children...or families for that matter. Some cartoons these days are even doubtful. Enough said.

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DJ , St Joe, Mo — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 05:20:28 GMT

Yes, even tampon commercials...i can't keep the remote in my hand every second of every evening in case kotex,or midol, or femine dryness, or smiling Bob, or Quiznos comes on to flip the channel. you tell me what you tell a 6 yr old boy when he asks what a period is? And what ''the rocket looking thing'' are for--he saw the commercial where the woman tries to give the red present to the women and they don't take it since they don't have periods anymore or something like that..he didn't know why anyone wouldn't want a present..it's really ridiculous and it's on all channels they don't even just show them on more adult audience channnels only anymore. and my friends wonder why my tv is on disney channel most of the time.

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Bill, Louisville KY — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 05:23:54 GMT

Wow, the comments on this topic are incredible. Why don't you guys just turn off your TV's and read a book. What show are you watching where there is no suggestion or out-right sexuality? Every show is like this now... you know why? Because very smart people realize that this type of programming appeals to us on a very primal level. Just because you are ashamed of the enjoyment you get from these commercials, doesn't mean they should be hidden from you.... Much like evolution being taught in schools. Face reality already. Lets see how many nerves I touched.

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Alice — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 05:29:16 GMT

I haven't seen any of these commercials. It's probably because I only watch what is recorded on my DVR and I fast forward through all the commercials. My biggest complaint about commercials is WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS SO MUCH LOUDER THAN THE TV SHOW???

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Miranda West, Port, Oregon — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 05:41:20 GMT

I am not a prude, but gross is gross. Why don't they care if we hate the ads and turn the channel? It's not as if we buy the junk anyway. I wouldn't buy on of those huge burgers if I were starving. And I didn't realize how many gross, tasteless ads were out there. They do ad up. And the FCC had a problem with Janet Jackson? It's still sexism. Big bad boys say it's funny, so the rest of us can watch it anyway.

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Tom, San Jose, CA — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 06:11:13 GMT

R.I.P Billy Mays, while I hated the commercials the death of anyone is sad. And as the article stated he was a good man.

What would be the ultimate commercial?

"Billy Mays here for TIVO! You wouldn't have to listen to me yell if you had one!"

Haven't watched a commercial in years because of mine.

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Jen, Mesa, AZ — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 06:22:43 GMT

I may not like all the commercials I've seen, but I have to admit they should all be allowed to run.
If you can't explain something simple to your child, well you got problems. My son isn't damaged from these commercials. We talk about them if need be. Be proactive. Most kids require short explanations based on age. Think The time out rule...short attention span and lack of comprehension.
Obviously these commercials sell product, otherwise they wouldn't be on the air.
Personally I think we need more direct and to the point commercials even when it comes to the Naughty issues. I work in a hospital and to tell the truth, there are some really stupid people out in the world. Either lack of education or shameful upbringing.
Just for fun of driving home my opinion, we now label all sorts of items with common sense warnings. I can only imagine why we do that??? So remember don't operate you hair dryer while bathing!

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Kevin, Cranston, RI — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 06:25:06 GMT

While I agree that many of the ads on TV are inappropriate for children, its not because they feature feminine products or ED treatments, but they feature youngs adults in compromising, dangerous situations and make them appear safe, fun, or cool. It is surprising what kids can hear and pick up on, for sure, but its not the commercials mentioned in this article (however annoying they may be.... Smiling Bob...) that are really a problem.
One things that really saddens me after reading these posts is the anxiety of parents in educating their children regarding things like sex. Parents should be right there when the ads come on (and we know they'll always be there), ready to sit down and explain to their children in an age-appropriate manner what it means.
The supposed "problem" with society today is nothing new - that seems to be a slogan which keeps getting used by adults regarding the next generation. There isn't really a lack of morals (which is an imbiguous enough term as it is), but a lack education - ignorance in adults leads to ignorance in youth.

And one more note, advertisers don't care if you particularly enjoy their ads (although thats a plus), if they can get you to remember their product, then they've accomplished their mission.

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SDeannW, San Diego CA — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 06:28:53 GMT

Obviously the commercials are working if we are all talking about them...and that's precisely what they are intended to do! Memorable commercials, no matter how annoying, sell products.

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Marie Gunn, Baytown, Texas — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 07:38:31 GMT

The ad that makes me want to talk to the big white telephone is the one where the blonde sucks all the yoghurt out of a plastic cup, then licks her lips and looks around whle looking cute. What the heck? It is just gross to see her behving like that in a public place. And, does she pay for the yoghurt she scarfed down, or not. The visual and the sounds are very annoying! Take this ad off.

Smmiling Bo9b - why are we still seeing a Christmas ad? Are they too lazy to do a new ad? Have they no imagination? All the ED and marital aid ads are inappropriate, unless they are on very late at night.

Quizno's ad with the oversexed 0ven..eek!

Marie G.

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Tony Cole Portland OR — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 07:44:40 GMT

I can't believe what I just saw. I have always believed that the thermometer of a societys state of
well being in any areas of importance can be found in its entertainment and arts, in the mainstreams of the masses. You guys have only proven to me more than ever that the righteous indignation and judgements of a holy God are soon to come. God help us in this path we are taking!

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ACG, Albuquerque NM — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 07:46:36 GMT

I like them. Like some people said, it's all about parenting. I have two kids and I have no problem explaining to them what things are and what they are for. They are gonna find out soon enough. It might as well be the parents and not other kids telling them. People like to criticize everything. Don't you people have anything else better to do?

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Dennis E. Beasley, Charlotte, NC — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 08:13:11 GMT

Mea Culpa! I am one of those who (in 1981) wrote, directed, voiced and produced the first national radio campaign for condoms. AIDS wasn't even known then, but there were (are) plenty of other diseases to choose from. The idea (in 1981) was primarily 'contraception'. But, look back in history. The first condom (prophylactic) was promoted in a 16th Century treatise on venenreal diseases by none other that Gabriele Falloppio (hello... 'Fallopian'... ).
Sex and the promotion of it, in any form, has been with us for a long time. And there is a remote control with a channel up and down button on it.

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John Woodburn, Owego, NY — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:01:06 GMT

I long for days past when people cared about being polite, when certain things weren't talked about in "mixed" company, when the fact that children were present meant the theme of the conversation was more age appropriate. We can't child proof the world, and I wouldn't want to, but a little more civility would be nice.

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Bob Queen — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:28:30 GMT

Hey, c'mon you guys. Get a life. They're just TV commercials, and they're not going to warp anyone's brains or destroy our civilization. If you don't like'em, ignore'em. I remember similar reactions to rock and roll music in the 50's and 60's. The music terrified our parents and now make our kids laugh at us. Years from now, you'll have the same reaction to the commercials that you're getting worked up in lather over. Get a life.

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KS — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:51:44 GMT

I find some of these annoying as well, but they don't really bother me; I pretty much hate every ad that portrays the general public as idiots and that we need everything spelled out for us...that's what I find offensive.

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C. Montague — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:03:06 GMT

And we wonder why our children are over-sexed, why STD's are on the rise, why boys have no respect for girls, and girls have no respect for themselves. Thes best is when these types of commercials air during a special report on sexual predators or some other such programming. It's disgraceful.

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Breesus — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:15:57 GMT

I'm not sure I understand that it is somehow sexist or unnatural to not like tampon ads. Yes, periods are normal and we all (women, that is) get them, but tessa is right. We all know what's out there and natural as it may be, I think it's just annoying to have to listen to to women "confide" in each other about what to do when leakage happens. It's like those stupid Yaz commercials where they are all in a bar and one of them is supposedly a doctor. They aren't gross, just obnoxious

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greg — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:27:32 GMT

But these ads pull in $$$. No matter how graphic, as long as money is being made, there will be no changes. (Funny, it's okay to talk about a 4 hour erection, but not okay to show a tenth of a second of a portion of a breast. I think we have our priorities all messed up.)

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Tom P. Arlington, TX — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:33:05 GMT

It saddens me to see how juvenile some of these posters are. To be embarrassed about the human body or to want to pass up an opportunity to talk to your kids about some of the most important topics in their lives is inexcusable. People wonder how "this nation got like this" - by hiding from the issues and not addressing topics with the frankness and honesty our children deserve. I saw a person on here upbraided because they didn't have children so they can't understand. Well, I DO have children and I can't understand. I take every opportunity I can to explain to my children what is going on in the world around them. I've spoken to my 4-year old little girl about drugs. I've told both my 4 year old and my 6 year old what their private parts are and that they are the boss of them. If anyone touches them and they don't want to, they come tell me. In this time of child molestation how irresponsible can you be as a parent NOT to inform your children. It saddens me to think people like this are still allowed to raise children who will either be used, abused, or molested unless someone follows them and shelters them for the rest of their lives. It saddens me more when I think of the uninformed lives these children are going to lead and the situations they will find themselves in where a bit of knowledge would have been a good thing. But at least their morals won't be corrupted, dead kids have great morals.

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Connie, Doerun Ga — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:36:08 GMT

I dont think anyone has mentioned the ads that have women sexily eating hamburgers and licking it off their own body parts! That is just a bit much! There is nothing sexy about eating a hamburger! get real and make decent commercials or get off the air altogether!

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Connie, Doerun Ga — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:39:07 GMT

Brian from PA...your last sentence "SEX is the driving factor of our lives not accepting that fact is silly. " is really sad! God should be the driving factor. i would rather see religious commercials than the trash that is put on tv. But NOOOOOO! We cant have that!!! That would offend someone!!! Imagine that!

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T Hyde, Middletown, Ohio — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:41:14 GMT

I was watching "World's Funniest Commercials" over the weekend, and they had a commercial from The Netherlands. This woman was in the shower when a salesman rings the doorbell. She runs to the door with a towl wrapped around her shoulders. The salesman is kneeling down on her porch, looks through the mail slot and says: Hello Curly, is your mommy home?" The commercial was for a bikini wax company.

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Connie, Doerun Ga — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:41:58 GMT

Marilyn in Memphis!!! Bravo Girl! That was very well said!

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Connie, Doerun Ga — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:43:04 GMT

Another ad that needs to go is the GoDaddy ads! Pure trash!

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Mac — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:49:48 GMT

Um, why do your kids sit in front of the TV all day? Not that you should avoid the commercials, but perhaps avoid the bigger problem? Maybe playing outside is better for the kids that sitting in front of the TV as mommy tries desperately to avoid commercials - - using a remote control? Shut it off and go to the library or to the park!

Commercials are a product of our economic system. At no point are they illegal or even unethical. The point is to sell product. They are a cog in the wheel - - if the products don't sell, the workers don't get paid or even get laid off. If there aren't any workers, new products don't get made.

BTW - the ads are working. How many of you can recite a dozen ads you think are OK? And did you go buy those products? We choose the ads with our wallets, folks.

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Connie, GA — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:06:01 GMT

One more thing! I AM a parent, didnt mind talking to my children about anything. Answered any questions that they had. My children are grown now and have children of their own and continue to tell me anything that is on their minds. having said that, as far as the commercials go~~~ "I" AS AN ADULT AM OFFENDED BY THE TRASH ON TV (ADS AND SHOWS)

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Melissa, Dallas TX — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:18:19 GMT

I think the problem with suggestive commericials is different from adult programming. Parents can easily determine if a TV program is suitable for their child thanks to the ratings system and have control over that. However, commercials allow no such planning. They simply come on and adults have to react with no warning.
And for the comments AGAINST feminine hygiene products ads, they do not fit into the same category as inappropriate ads. It's not as simple as 'women know what to use,' as the point of many of the ads is to show new advancements. This isn't the 1950s when such necessary products were thought of as inappropriate. Sure, it's embarassing to talk about in mixed settings, but boys, you need to grow up.

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Laurin' Thomas, Dimondale, MI — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:20:17 GMT

When I was a kid, I can remember running around saying "before, during and after what?" We had no clue what the ads were for. Now, you can't miss it. I hate the Burger King - if I woke up with him next to me in bed, the first thing I would do would be to hit him with something, then call the cops. Finally, what's with the bathtubs on the beach in the Cialis ads. I don't get it. I also agree that there are some things I shouldn't have to explain to my kids just because I want to watch the news or a game show instead of Noggin.

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craig anchorage — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:29:28 GMT

Marilyn in Tennessee, you said "It is no wonder crime in this country is so high, people are saturated with trash!". That comment is not based on any logic. They actually occasionally show nudity on television in Europe and the crime rate, especially rape and murder, is much much lower. They are a lot less violent because they aren´t so repressed. BTW I hate Bob too.

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CJ - Wyoming — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:43:49 GMT

I haven't watched television for almost 2 years and when I did get the chance - these ads make you sick! Everyone has a point here - but instead of putting down other peoples comments - remember you are doing just that - making a comment. Brian - PA - I feel sorry for you that you have the idea that "SEX is the driving factor of our lives not accepting that fact is silly." Sex is NOT the driving factor for everyones lives and alot of people do not want to listen or watch these disgusting ads on the radio & the television. Enough is enough. Go to the websites of the products and make a comment on their comment site. Maybe this will tell the people that hire ad agencies to clean up their acts. Maybe not - but nothing lost. Same thing goes with stupid television shows - what weirdos do we have out there that come up with some of the television shows and movies that are aired now days. But we all have to remember that it is Freedom of Speech just like we express our views here - annoying or not - we all have the right to express them. We just don't have to watch them or listen to them.

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Allison B-more, MD — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:07:00 GMT

The commercial I think is super ridiculous, is one of the male enhancements. It starts off with the couple doing everything completely seperate and while waiting at a red light they see an ad for Island Vacations. I honestly thought this is a vacation ad. NOPE not even close it was for male enhancement. What do they have to do with one another?!!?

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C, NY — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:33:28 GMT

Ever notice in the Bob ads they say he is going to give women "The gift that keeps on giving". Isn't that herpes! Let's hope he isn't spreading that around.

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Alan, Portland Oregon — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:51:23 GMT

This is why I cheat the system with my DVR and just blaze through commercials. I already pay $$$ for cable, and to spend my time having my intelligence insulted by slapstick, stupid commercials is unbearable.

Truth is, sex sells. Thats not going to change anytime soon.

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Kim, Nashville, TN — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:57:18 GMT

Worried your kids will watch a bad television commercial? Then TURN THE TV OFF! Kids today are inundated with too much media anyway. Read a book to them, for christsakes.

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Ms. Diva, OC California — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:22:05 GMT

Ok Granted the Quizno’s commercial is kind of creepy. I too hate the Schick commercial. When I first saw, I had to ask my 25 year old daughter to sit with me to watch it again.. I wanted to make sure I was seeing what I was seeing. “yes mom you are seeing what you are seeing…thanks for sharing” that is what she said to me. Like I was crazy. She didn’t see the big deal. The big deal is that is a private moment between a woman and her razor – plus her va-ja ja. Yuck!!!

I want to address Heather and her comment about the KY vibrator. I understand your point that it is disturbing talking about what you do with a vibrator. I love that the older woman chimmed in with her thoughts. I want to be 80 and still getting busy

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Natalie, Kansas City, KS — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:07:17 GMT

Can we add the Victoria's Secret ads to the list? If you just have to have porn during primetime there are cable channels for that. We shouldn't have to watch it on network TV!

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Katie, Charlotte, NC — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:17:36 GMT

Yes, I agree, sex does drive this society. For good, bad or worse, it does. But I feel the issue here isn't that the children are being exposed to it but the simple fact that the TV is starting the education process for us. I believe it's terrible when a child is watching TV then has to go to his/her parents and ask for claification. The TV shouldn't be bringing up those topics, the parents should in their own time. Last I checked, the commerical industry isn't a parent to anyone and shouldn't be bringing up these sensitive topics. Just my two cents.

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hannah, slc, ut — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:05:47 GMT

I really can't stand the new Car'l JR.commercial with audrina what's her face...it's skanky and tasteless. Sex sells hamburgers..come on now, are we really that uncreative?

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jrzygrl. — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:07:34 GMT

Just to clear this up, I DO NOT favor censorship in any way shape or form. I just think some of these things are over the top and creepy. Those of you who said be a parent and explain to your children, I fully agree, I am a single parent and had to explain these things to my son on my own. But on the other side of that, some of these commercials are just unnecessary. I get that the Quiznos add was trying to sound like Space Odyssey, it's still creepy.
It's not about being a prude, it's just not needed. If these companies didnt spend all this money on say maxi pads and tampons (which we have no choice but to use they are a necessity),this necessity wouldn't be as expensive, like I said we females have known since puberty or before if we had and open relationship with our moms (thanks mom) so it is really unnecessary for the billions of feminine protection commercials because we all already know, and they are usually insulting anyway.

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ALM — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:16:25 GMT

What happened to modesty? Yes, sex sells....but it doesn't need to be sold to everyone. These commercials are on every channel! How about the Hardee's commerical with Padma Lakshmi? Yes, children should be taught about sex and also taught not to be ashamed....however, sex shouldn't be thrown in your face every 10 minutes while watching television. Since when do burgers need to be sexy?

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Debra, Springfield, MO — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:58:08 GMT

I saw an interview with the late Billy Mays and he was asked why he yelled in his commercials. His reply was that he wasn't yelling, he was projecting his belief of the product to the viewer. The man truly believed in everything he pitched and was excited to sell it. In the interview they also spoke with people who knew him personally and by all accounts he was a great guy, very loving toward family and very proud of his hometown. We may not have liked the "projecting" so much, but he seemed like a really decent guy. God Bless him and his family.

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Scott — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:09:23 GMT

I can't believe that any adult would be embarrassed, shocked, offended, or uncomfortable with any of these commercials. If children had left the majority of comments here I would understand it but this sounds more like repressed and oppressed people. The Waltons...are you kidding? That show has never been anything but contrived and terrible.

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rex Grayling mi — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:49:26 GMT

Another thing that bothers me is that on my cable-tv channel directory,they list all their xxx rated movies by name.movies that are accesable to kids just looking through the channel guide for cartoons.kids need to learn sex education, but not reading subtitles on their cable guide

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BV, Joliet IL — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 23:39:18 GMT

I'll take Smiling Bob anyday over the lady with the "search enging overload" or the lady who rattles pans so her son doesn't hear about healthy ingredients.

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mel — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:43:42 GMT

Years ago when I was a manager at BK the ads for "The Whopper Says Eat Me" were on. I tried to get my district manager to let me put it on the reader board to no avail. Then I asked if we could put on "The Whopper Says Bite Me." He was unamused. Point being there is a time and a place for everything, and Smiling Bob does not belong on daytime tv.

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Somebody, Canada — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 03:09:47 GMT

I think a lot of these ads have gone over the top. I mean, really people? I'm 15, and some of this is redicilous. I remeber being about 8 or 9 and seeing tampon ads on Ytv (Canadian equivlent of Nickalodan), and discussing with my friends what the heck they could be. I have not seen that Quiznos ad, and frankly, I'm happy. Most of these ads sound like they were though up by 15 year old boys. I'm not aginst the tampon ads, when they're on shows people old enough to understand them are watching. I fins the Red Bull ad with the little kid kind of funny. But other than that, calm it down people!

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TooMuch, Atlanta, GA — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:38:48 GMT

I also hate the Schick Quattro add with the trimmed bushes! The New Burger King ads are waaay over the line.
I also want to ad the Vince and his "Slap Chop" commercials when he says, "Wait till get a load of my nuts". Can't anyone think of anything else but what's between their legs 24 hours a day???

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Donna, Birmingham, AL — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 05:32:50 GMT

I hate, hate, hate the Quiznos ad. No matter who says it, "Put it in me, Scott" is just wrong; and it does not make me want a sandwich. eww.

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Linda Doe — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 06:17:27 GMT

"I hate these ad's just as much as the next person and I would certainly never subject my child to any of them, but you can't just remove them without losing other liberties in the process and eventually you get a snowball effect with other things we take for granted."
Since when did stupid commercials become a "right". Freedom of speech is a little different than "freedom to make tastelless ads". And I really oould care less about kids and the ads. They are just tasteless and dumb...Yes I know I can change the channel...but why should I *have* to.

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Jeanzie, Roseville MI — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 07:01:32 GMT

Yes, we live in a wonderful country with free speech. But, I don't need to have all this garbage thrown in my face when I sit down to relax and watch tv. Put these ads in magazines where it is easy to turn the page. I don't like to sit with my 11 year old grandson and watch tv and one of these sleezy ads come on.Yeah, he knows about sex. But come on....

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Meghan Kellerhals, Phoenix az — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:00:58 GMT

The tampon ads are NOT inappropriate whatsoever. I seem to agree with the annoying bob commercials, they are inappropriate. But the tampon ads show nothing, no inuendo's, nothing about the female genitalia, nothing inappropriate. To tell you the truth, until this article I didn't think the Quiznos ad was inappropriate. I most likely didn't pay close enough attention to really tell if it was though.

The bears with the toilet paper is cute though! And for the person that is offended by it...they could have had grown men with the toilet paper on their ass... as for me... I'll take the bears ANY day!

The commercial that is bothering me currently is the new trojan commercial, that has a mime playing out how to put a condom onto thin air. one, the mime puts it on about a 15 inch penis, stop kidding yourself, you don't make noise for a reason. two, ewww... I couldn't even come up with a good excuse when my 4 year old asked what the hands on the tv were doing.
I think it is tasteless to have the hands portray putting it on correctly as well... just ... ewww!

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angelosdaughter Reno, NV — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:01:14 GMT

If you really think about some of the problems these products were meant to remedy, many would become celibate. The whole issue of sex is so overexposed that it disgusts. Some things should be private, not flashed up in front of the world. It would be better to hold onto the mystery. These ads are tasteless and as for changing the channel, there is no channel that is free of them, except maybe EWTN and other religious outlets. As someone said, by the time the commercial comes on, it is too late to change the channel.
For me, it's not a religious issue, but one of appropriateness.
I don't care to have these things in my face, least of all at dinnertime.
And, I don't care how 'sophisticated' Europeans are with their nudity in commercials. They can keep them. Call me provincial, but I would prefer to have some kind of boundaries. Unfortunately TV commercials are symptomatic of the lack of appropriate behaviour and good manners in society in general. How do you teach your kids what is appropriate when nothing seems to be inappropriate?

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Steve, Sayville, NY — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:39:57 GMT

There are a lot of commercials that are a lot more offensive than the ads mentioned already. The 'save the children' ads which are just looking for money to do christian missionary work in the third world. Those kids really need food and clothes, not to have someone's religion forced down their throat. (Hope that's not too sexual for some of you). Same thing with the mormon bible commercials. There is a lot more crap out there besides sex ads.

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Maxine, Indy — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 11:02:26 GMT

I am not sure you can watch two one hour shows on tv any more and not get your eyeballs full of the filth of todays commercials. Enough already. No wonder I am starting to watch the Christian Channels.

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Val, Baltimore, MD — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 11:34:01 GMT

Why should my TV be censored because you choose to let the TV babysit your brat?\

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angelosdaughter Reno, NV — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 12:03:21 GMT

Back when there was still some sense of decency, we were taught that sex was a private activity.
It may be natural, but there is a time and a place for it, and it should not be public. I don't care to see it up in my face constantly. Like anything else that is overexposed, it becomes boring if it is constantly yakked to death. Give it a rest, already.

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Tammy, Richmond, VA — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 12:28:01 GMT

These commercials are totally annoying to me and most people I know find them annoying as well. Thank God for TiVo and DVR!!! I just zip right through those stupid commercials. Commercials no longer prompt my decision making on what to or not to buy anymore.

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Chyna Doll, Cols OH — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 12:28:17 GMT

Tampon ads. Massengil. K-Y. Male enhancement. Female enhancement. Viagra. While we're at it: where are the ads for jock itch?

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William, USA — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:01:04 GMT

It appears that the complaints from "parents" can be summed up as, "I don't want to/I'm too embarrassed, to explain it to my kid."

THAT'S the problem with the world today!

You parents don't talk with your kids.

And I mean "talk with" as compared to "bark orders at."

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Common Sense — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:34:47 GMT

First off, let me say that although I am a 20 year old college student, I have to agree that these commercials make me nauseated. Don't enjoy them at all. However, the point of commercials is to make the public talk about them. Usually the more controversial the commercial, the more publicity it gets, therefore the more people talk about it. The more people talk about it, the more people (especially societies rebels) want to support the controversial product from the company. Unfortunately sex sells. It always has and always will. But that does not mean you, the consumer, can't do anything about it. Write the companies and complain about the advertisements. It may seem really simple but it is effective. Boycotting may prove a point but the companies won't notice. Telling them what you think of their ads will.

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Common Sense — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:35:05 GMT

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Chris Como, State College, PA — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:36:30 GMT

Oh, grow up. Change the channel, hit the mute button or go get your snack during the "disturbing" commercials.

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MrSka57 — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:13:02 GMT

If the "male enhancement" products were truly effective, every male in the country would have
been "enhanced" by now (in the interest of full disclosure ... yours truly, too).

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John Doe, Seattle, Wash — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:27:37 GMT

It's fine--my kids don't pay attention very well, or so it seems, since a radio ad blared out graphic terms for a product before I could hustle the volume down and my 7 year old piped up and said, "Mama, who cares about Penut enlargement? Who wants giant peanuts?"

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Jerry — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:54:42 GMT

I am tired of trying to explain to my 11 year old son(Mentally Challenged) what male enhancement,leakage and why people would need KY. And the AXE body wash I dont like it "find me a dirty boy" and they wash his hair in a sexy way. Its GROSS. I work at a school and children are like sponges they hear and see and then believe it ok to talk and act like the people on TV. The suggestive ads need to go. You that dont agree ask yourself would you want your wife of daughter being the 1 acting out the commercials with sombody? Being the person rubbing or showing ther body or saying sexual things. would you think they were so funny or sexy?

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Parent of 3 — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:35:40 GMT

Ohfercryin'outloud! Do you people seriously have nothing else to worry about? I lost count when reading thru the comments by people who are "tired of having to answer my kid's questions" about certain products! Isn't that part of your job as a parent? Aren't you SUPPOSED to answer their questions? How on earthe do you expect them to LEARN anything?! Stop burying your children's heads in the sand. It's a big wide world out there - some of it is scary but most of it is beautiful and ALL of it needs to be explained to your kids!

And besides - those Quizno's commercials are freakin' HILARIOUS! AND they do their job - which is to get attention and people talking about them. So congratulations - all your complaining about them is EXACTLY what they want you to do! Good job everyone! Let's all go celebrate with Smilin' Bob and a "foot long"!

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Illinois Mom — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:14:15 GMT

Melissa GR, MI- I totally giggled like a 14-yr old when "nut snack" was said.
I know we've all heard the Viva Viagra commercial. (How can you escape it???) You know it's getting too much exposure when your 10yr old hears 'Viva Las Vegas' on the radio and questions if THOSE are the right lyrics.

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Jackie, Jackson, MS — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:18:43 GMT

I have to totally agree. Advertisements are getting ridiculous!!! What happened to wholesome advertisements that got to the point without being just "out there" suggestive. Kids get it before the adults do. No that it's all that hard.

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cls, Pocatello, ID — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:39:05 GMT

Billy Mays' commercials annoyed the heck out of me. I'd turn him off or hit the mute button as soon as I caught a glimmer of his ads. I don't like being shouted at.

Bob is permanently 'happy' lol (Gee, I wonder why?) But then again, it is an adult ad, not for kids.

Quizno's likes weird, provocative ads. They are very strange and innapropriate on purpose, just like their old 'squished rat' ads. What? You have a dirty mind? all the oven wants is to toast the sandwich. lol

Burger King ads are CREEPY, Who wants some plastic king dude in your bed in the morning? YUCK!

Personal hygiene products are just personal hygiene. Some people are offended and others not. Viewer discomfort levels depends on their cultural inhibitions. I don't want to watch them so I turn them off.

The ones I really hate are the 'Girls Gone Wild!' ads. The go on and on and on and over and over again. Unfortunately, my husband likes the shows on the stations that play those ads. I leave the room.

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Ray, Denver, Colorado — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:40:04 GMT

I used to tell my math students to watch NUMB3RS. It was a great show, with a mathematician as the cool guy. But the target market for the show was aging baby boomers, and so the commercials went to male enhancement, incontinence remedies, herpes medicine and other garbage not intended for a 13-year-old audience. I stopped recommending NUMB3RS, and wrote to the producers about it. (It made no difference, of course. Boomers spend more than 13-year-olds.)

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Jennifer, TN — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:05:17 GMT

I agree about the bears/toilet paper commercial. Who want's to think about someones dinkleberries? Another one that makes me look away is the pregnance test (can't remember which) that's so advanced, blah blah blah and then a line of "pee" comes streaming across the screen. I know some people enjoy that type of thing. But, ew.

Oh and it's not about keeping our little children uneducated. It's about our responsibility as parents to monitor the world in which they live and keep it safe and innocent...allowing them to be CHILDREN as long as possible. I don't want to start educating my 4 year old about penises, periods and erectile dysfuntion. There were no commercials like this before a few years ago and I would wager that most of us on this message board grew up just fine and well adjusted regarding our genitals and bodily functions. It's just not right for little kids and it's the parent's right to determine when it is.

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Different Opinion, Dallas, TX — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:06:30 GMT

Born in the 80 so i grew up w/NWO, violent rap, street gangs being cool and everyone everywhere having, talking about or hinting at sex. Guess what? i'm now 29 w/a productive life, wonderful family and i EVEN GOT MARRIED BEFORE HAVING children, I truely believe the reason i turned out so well is that my parents were straight w/me when i had questions about the things the TV, radio and media exposed me to. In this way i was better prepared for the world. I remember have to explain to my college roommate that, yes you can get preggers the 1st time you have sex and thingking what kind of world is this girl living in? She grew up in an ULTRA conservitive family that simply told her no sex, no drugs but didnt explain why these kinds of things can be harmful other than "you'll go to hell". The second she got an ounce of freedom she turned into a drug abusing, wild crazy party girl that had sex w/nearly every person she met and made horrid choices that have impacted the rest of her life. No, i dont like having to explain to my 6 y/o what leakage means, or what ED meds are but i believe it is better to prepare my child w/age appropriate info so that the media's good time ride, everything goes attitude is not the only impression she gets. And honestly she thought the BK sponge bob commerical was the stupidest thing ever created so i think we're doing a pretty good job! :)

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Zoey, Portland ME — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:39:01 GMT

I'm middle aged and a mom and blush easily yet I find most of the commercials discussed here clever and hilarious. The new Trojan ad with the mime is great, as is the razor topiary ad. Smilin' Bob cracks me up too. LOVE the ad where the wife dresses up in an Arby's uniform for her husband's birthday and the cartoon hat suddenly pops up over his head. Commercials that approach sensitive topics with a sense of humor or that use realistic looking people (ie the KY commercials)are fine in my book. Commercials that objectify women offend me.

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Katrina Prattville, AL — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:19:51 GMT

Everyone, let's face it. Whether or not you find these ads offensive, you do remember exactly what is being sold. The advertisers have done their jobs. The ads are memorable. It is unfortunate that some might be offended by them, but what it all comes down to is the mighty dollar. And one more point. As a mother I am faced with questions every day. I personally believe that having an open and honest relationship will be better for the children in the long run. Too much censorship and overprotectiveness can only hinder your children's advancement.

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john, washington DC — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:29:51 GMT

oh come now -- the quizno's ad is hysterical!

but to each their own, i suppose. and if you absolutely MUST feel the need to boycott the company as a result, more power to you. those torpedo sandwiches are mighty tasty, and i certainly won't complain if there's a shorter line to get one!

mmmmmm...

why just thinking of it makes me want to "put it in me" right now! :-)

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Jen M. Middletown, N.J. — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:48:15 GMT

I have to say that while I don't approve of these commercials (there is a time and place for everything folks!), the best solution I found is to turn off the tv. My kids watch on demand or dvd. I don't watch tv at all. It's not about hiding this stuff from your kids but exposing them to it when they are able to understand it. Childhood should be enjoyed, not rushed.

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Motherof4Wifeof1, Houston, TX — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:51:11 GMT

Personally, I have never watched any of the commercials that I read about and am happy that I have not. But I am more sure than ever that I made the right choice by nixing television for my family. You heard that right, we do not watch any TV, and have not for 2 years. We get news, weather, etc on the internet and DVD's of anything else we want to watch. Internet activity has ad blocking so I don't have to see that garbage either, but I would not have a problem with personalized ads. Seeing as I am a married woman I do not seeing an ad of a young adult female saying "Single? meet me" as effective advertising. Do we not have the technology to show ads based on your profile when you are signed into a site? I would not mind seeing ads for things that interest me. Then maybe one day TV could be personalized that way too; and would make everyone happy over the commercial content. Those who chose not to see such things could block or adjust their settings and people who want to see that could still do so, just like I do with my parental blocking software for my kids. Just my thoughts.

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Mike — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:01:26 GMT

The worst commercials are by FOX during football games.

This is a while back, but during a football game they would show and ad for some program that was going to be about some guy who was supposedly on disability collecting a check from the state.

The guy was sitting on a chaise lounge and a girl got on top of him and they had to blur out her chest because she wasn't wearing a top.

Just what I want to deal with while watching football with my son.

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John Davis — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:05:50 GMT

I'm feeling quite self rightious about now... I stopped watching commercial television (Except football) over ten years ago when our daughter was born. This article and all of these comments just validates my decision. My daughter never saw a commercial until she was six and is the most well adjusted child I have ever met. The world would be a much, much better place if all of you folks focused your energy on something besides this nonsense and heaven knows the world needs to be a better place. Sorry to be a kill joy, but someone needs to say it.

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irritated, cedar rapids, ia — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:13:02 GMT

I can't remember if it's Hardee's or Burger King, but there are a couple burger commercials that are nasty. One has a couple of guys with some mini-burgers, surrounded by women cooing over how cute they are, and asking if they can "touch them." Eww! The other has a woman sitting on some steps, eating a buger, licking the sides suggestively . . . puh-lease

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Colleen Chadwell — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:33:30 GMT

I especially hate the Carl Jr. ads with the mostly naked (most recent) or sloppy eating women dripping sauce on different parts of their body. I can't stand it that ads still objectify women and that young women just don't get it. They will do anything to try and get famous, even if it means being used as sex objects. It isn't sexy, it is pitiful that they don't think more of themselves. The personal product ads, usually shown at mealtimes, also makes me lose my appetite. Yeast infections, eeegad. People, just eat yogurt!

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Viviana, Texas — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:36:12 GMT

And to think, the smoking camel was once removed from television because of his influence on children.

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Kmy — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:38:10 GMT

I for one won't miss Billy Mays voice shouting at me any more, and I think any product used only by adults should not be advertised during programming for children.

As for all ads, including the previously mentioned ads for the razors, Smiling Bob, Burger King, Carl's Jr. etc. and other advertisers who choose sex to sell their products, I personally vote with my money. I do not buy products I see in ads that I find offensive or inappropriate. I wish everyone else would do the same - if the ads don't work and make the product sell, sooner or later they'll get the message. We have to stand behind what we believe. There are ads...wanting our dollars...we ulitmately have the power. Not always easy though - I always loved Carl's Jr. burgers, but stopped going when the Paris Hilton ad hit the TV, and subsequent women in titallating poses etc., and as long as Carl's Jr. appears to only need male customers, I'm out. Yelling Billy Mays product...no thanks.

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Marcy, Portland, OR — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:25:36 GMT

The womens' product ads are really bad! My husband says that to see them you would think all women are stinky, hairy, diseased, fat messes! I'm glad my daughter is grown up now so I don't have to answer her questions about them. I agree with the person above who said women know about these things and where to get them....

As for the "enhancement" and lube ads, it looks like Sex Ed has now been taken out of the schools and put on TV! Its way TMI!!!

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Bob "nomad1", Johnston, RI — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:42:44 GMT

OMG...I've seen worst on Daytime Soap!

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Reader, CO — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:55:41 GMT

Turn the TV off! Problem solved.

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Denver Bob — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:27:38 GMT

Gee - what fun I've missed by not watching television...

That's why the invented DVD players - no bad news, no commercials...

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LJL, San Francisco — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 05:27:30 GMT

I hate the ones for the stuff that enhances female orgasms. Is it KY? Yoo-hoo, your ad isn't working if I can't remember the product, just that I hate your commercial! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ADVERTISE IN WOMEN'S MAGAZINES (or men's, I suppose)? There has been a big market out there for sex toys for years, no TV ads required.

A big % of people are clearly embarrassed by some or all of the commercials mentioned in these comments, and would be very uncomfortable if viewing them with certain people (their kids, parents, boss, coworker, etc.) The products related in some way to sex are just not something most of us are comfortable with, leave us alone!! Long live Tivo!! The restaurants etc. who are going for fairly explicit ads should be ashamed of themselves.

And I think all ads for prescription pharmaceuticals should not be allowed (they weren't until recently). Not a good idea for patients to self-diagnose and ask their Dr. for the newest brand name drug. It will only drive health care costs up more. Let the Drs decide - trust me, pharma sales reps make sure the docs know about all the new drugs.

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Barbara — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:19:40 GMT

To the guy, who "wonders" if religion is "any good" -----when you DIE ( and we ALL will), and leave this world, you will most CERTAINLY KNOW how GOOD RELIGION was INTENDED TO BE. May God bless you to know this BEFORE you die.

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Chemin, Greenbelt, MD — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 07:41:47 GMT

One of the commercials I hate the most is the one with the pregnancy test stick with the stream of urine flying at it. Disgusting.

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skom, MI — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:44:25 GMT

I've hated the "Bob" commercials since they first came out. They, along with the others mentioned, are better suited for adult-only networks. I don't want to be subjected to someone else's bad taste in advertising.

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jen, mauston, wi — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:57:09 GMT

just because something CAN be put on tv doesn't automatically mean that it should...just as just because it's on tv doesn't mean your child has to watch. read so sexy so soon by jean kilbourne. unfortunately the media isn't going to change--the highly inappropriate, over-sexualized messages will continue (and probably get worse). parents (and i'm one)--reduce your child's time exposed to the media!

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Amy, Muskegon, Michigan — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:17:25 GMT

The worst are the GoDaddy ads - I've lost any respect I had for Danica Patrick.

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Melissa, Johnson City, TN — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:31:51 GMT

Of all the commercials that disturb me, the one that really made me cringe isn't on the air anymore (thank God!), at least I haven't seen it in a while. Does anyone remember the Clearasil (?) ad where the mom is sitting on the couch with her 16year old daughter and daughter's boyfriend? They're looking through a baby book and the mom says "Oh this is one of her in the bathtub when she was 2. Isn't she cute?!" And the 16YEAR-OLD says to the boy, "You should see me now" in a seductive, way too disturbing tone! The mom says "No." and the daughter says "Oh yeah". The ad says when you're confident, everyone will notice.
Hello?! Teen pregnancy anyone?

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Jenny in HoustonTX — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:40:05 GMT

Why not have commercials coded with whatever makes the V-Chip work for regular programs? Seems like that would be an easy way for parents to keep adult themes away from their kids...

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Barbara Corry, Alhambra, CA — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:10:32 GMT

Carl's Jr has been one of the worst companies in terms of using sex to sell (e.g., the two recent commercials with "supermodels" scarfing burgers down). They border on porn They exploit every part of the female anatomy (gratuitous and lascivious shots of boobs, legs, butt). If I'm not mistaken, this is the same company behind a wet Jessica Simpson washing a car with a burger in one hand. They even thought it was okay to make men look like pigs when they ate their food. This is supposed to represent their product in its best light?

In my opinion, The ad team - and the execs who approved these commercials - are the worst. Relying on sex to sell a burger represents a lack of creativity and good taste, period. Shame on the execs who approved this strategy.

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Patricia Puckett, Groves, TX — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:19:41 GMT

I think the K-Y, Viagra, Smiling Bob & others along this line are disgusting. I understand that we have free speech in our country, but why do we then wonder why our kids are growing up the way they are...

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Debby Waddington, Savannah, GA — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:25:37 GMT

Viagra is for men who "have a sickness with their penises?" Obviously, Fsuga doesn't work for an ad agency (and thank heaven for small mercies - no pun intended). This is communicating with your child in a "normal" conversation?
Frankly, 99.9% of all commercials are ridiculous in my opinion. Consumers buy what appeals to them when they are actually looking at it, holding it, smelling it, tasting it, hearing it - not when they are bombarded with drivel.

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Sam, IN — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:47:17 GMT

Normally, television ads that have a naturaly sexual base, such as smiling Bob, KY Jelly, and feminine products don't bother me. However, the new Trojan condom ad with the mime hands is just disgusting! I felt so filthy after that commercial was over I wanted to take a shower!

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lover of animals in commercials... — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:57:20 GMT

I have to agree that the butt-dragging dog commercial cracks me up....

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Mariko — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:54:20 GMT

How far we have come. Once upon a time, American television stations were not allowed to show a woman in her bra- even for a bra commercial! Barely there bikinis were okay, but not bras that fully cover the breast. That was why the commercials used to only show the bra on a mannequin bust.

Now, it seems that no subject it taboo. I cringe at the sex enhancement ads but I do see the reasoning behind the STD ads. I also realize that the advertisers pay for air time during certain shows. I just wish the networks would exercise a little judgement in deciding the time certain ads air.

I don't agree with Tessa and JCR about tampon ads, though. The subject of tampons and their use may be an embarassing subject, but it isn't dirty, either.

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Paula Virginia — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:55:09 GMT

I have to admit to laughing at the "dip stick" ads... I am the mother of three sons and the teenage years warped my sense of humor I guess.

However, I wonder if anyone has considered the impact of the "male enhancement" ads on the egos of young boys. As a teenage girl growing up during the early days of breast enhancement I and my friends obsessed about our lack of proper curves. The girls growing up a few years after I did starved themselves trying to match the "heroin chic" look of models in tv/print ads. I can't say that girls' lives were improved by having the media sell them a body image they could not live up to along with whatever meaningless product that was being advertised. If anything it made us insecure and vulnerable to manipulation by older boys who were willing to "settle" for our lack of curves or less than model thin figure. Looking back at that I wonder how it will affect the self image of young boys growing up watching the ads about male enhancement. As if teenage boys don't already have enough to feel insecure about without the advertisers making things worse by playing on male insecurities. I think kids have more important things to worry about than the ideas some of these commercials put in their minds.

It that is censoring the advertisers then so be it. There is a huge gap between the right to free speach in relation to real issues and the right to be crude while SELLING something. The purpose of the ads being for economic gain removes to some degree the protection guarenteed by our laws governing free speach. They aren't discussing politics, race, economics or any important subject... they are selling something. I think we are all smart enough to see the difference.

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JOKER — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:08:41 GMT

Well before Smiling Bob came along to help me with my male shrinkage problem, I was constantly embarassed by Clara Pella screaming "WHERE'S THE BEEF ??".

I don't know why you people have a problem with BOB, should he be pushing your anti-depression pills for rich drug companies ? Should he be looking at women and pitching Checkers "You gotta eat". Should he be selling health (haha) insurance, death benefit insurance, life insurance. Should he get into bed with the Bionic Woman and ask her what her sleep number is, hoping its 69 ??

You know what makes me sick ?? All the ambulance chasing personal injury attorneys ads !! Just think how much SOMEBODY has to pay (defendants, insurance companies, society in general, etc.) so that THESE SUPER RICH ATTORNEYS have enough profits to afford the constant and expensive commercial bombardment on TV. THAT is truly the disgrace of society's morals.

Where are the lawyers who are interest in helping the little guy, the legal system and justice for society without requiring a million dollar payoff first ?

The only true problem with Smiling BOB is he is promoting a useless worthless scam product for a crook who is in jail laughing at all of us and there is NO ONE able to stop it. OH yeah, and where are all the sympathetic women who feel sorry for men who are not well enhanced, not financially rich, not clones of Brad Pitt, and not famous. The stable regular JOE who feels he has to buy BOB's herbal placebos just to have the confidence to ask her out---how sad indeed !

But then you prudes are against sex anyways, right ?

You want to throw moral stones...throw them at the women on those enhancement commercials who promote the fact that they won't have a relationship without a man who is sexually blessed by the SIZE gods !!!

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not a prude just tired of stupid commercials — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:30:36 GMT

You know when I was a kid in the 80's the tampon commercials came out and I can say it was some ackward moments with my father in the room. It was just not necessary. Now that I have kids that are teenagers and two in grade school I hate when the enzite or herpes commercials come on. My kids know what they are. Heck this generation of teenagers knows more about sex than I did when I was a young adult and had a child.
I am far from a prude and I'm not about to discuss what I've done in that department because it is no one's business but mine.
The point is I don't want to have to constantly and I mean 10 times an hour have myself or my children have to watch commercials about ED, herpes or whatever. Enough is enough.

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Boston, MA — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:49:33 GMT

I guess I'm in the minority here, but it really doesn't bother me. If you don't like it change the channel or go make a sandwich or something during commercials. Your complaint about the KY commercial is particularly immature, *shock, horror* "ugly" people have sex! I think the ad is great in that regard because it says "hey, this product is for everyone, not just supermodels and their studly husbands." People in America spend too much time worrying about sex, it's ridiculous.

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KJB, Olathe, KS — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:32:16 GMT

I'm glad somebody said something about the feminine hygiene product ads. I find it just a bit disingenuous to have female writer write a whole column going after nothing but mostly male-skewing ads. Most of the ads that are targeting women are just insipid. At least the male targeted ads try to use some humor. I'm also pretty sure that none of the networks are running ads like Smilin' Bob, KY or Trojan during repeats of POKEMON.
As for the person who asked what happened to censorship - it is rightfully being used very little if at all. I have no desire to give the FCC even more of a say in what some pinhead in Washington thinks I should (or shouldn't) be watching. Also, FYI: the FCC doesn't regulate cable or satellite so if they wanted to, Comedy Central could run Daily Show & South Park without any bleeping whatsoever. So there is some responsibility being exhibited by the outlets that are accepting these ads for broadcast.
Fact is, we'll be seeing most of the ads everyone claims to hate with a passion in those specials about 'classic' ads a few years from now. And most of the people who want to see them banned from the airwaves will laugh at them and wonder why all the current ads suck so badly since these 'classic' ads were so good.

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dh — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 05:09:13 GMT

while the I find the ads annoying, I show that by not buying those products. I don't think they cross the line.

Parents - it's not all about sheltering or explaining. Just turn the tv off more. If you don't have the time to play with them, help them discover what came before TV. It's called a book. Hopefully your kids will thank you for it when they're older.

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John Doe Ft Worth Tx — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 06:50:34 GMT

I pay good money for satelite tv w/ family channels. I dont like having any off color comercials aired over and over, and I certainly wont buy any of their products. I feel like since I pay for tv service I should not have to put up with them.

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valerie.albertville mn — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 22:06:32 GMT

just do like i do and dvr or t-bo all your favorite shows and speed thru all commercials! i havent had to indure a commercial in ages!

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Mike, Phoenix, Arizona — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:52:04 GMT

I agree some of these commercials are a little overboard in their innuendos and message, and definitely shouldn't be played during kid's shows, but really, if your kids see it and don't understand it, you need to explain exactly what it means without being dirty and explain why the commercial is bad. Explain that TV is run by a bunch of wrong-minded adults who can't help themselves, and tell them exactly what the commercial is selling. Your kids are smarter then most of you, don't try to dumb them down. If you're really offended, just turn the TV off. The TV is part of the first amendment, so it shouldn't be over censored. if you just turn the t.v. off, or turn to channels that are kid and family friendly, you won't have any problems. Its our right to say what ever we want, and it's your right not to listen.

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Maggi B, Allentown, PA — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 08:18:30 GMT

Wasn't it a few yrs ago that not enough citizens complained when the new regulations of the FCC was to tone down censorship on tv commercials, hard booze excluded. Tampons were one of the first to invade our boobtube and look what followed...'stick it in me.?.' (gets way too many giggles.) As long as immature ideas sell a product, someone will make money on it! Keep complaining---its free advertisement for the boobs on the tubes.

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john G. Denver CO. — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:42:35 GMT

My wife an I used to rate commercials on the stupid scale. Got to be too many. Now we rate them on the enjoyable scale Lot easier, So far only a very few have made it.

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Krys, Kansas City, MO — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 21:33:04 GMT

I am a girl (a minor) and as I see it, the quizno's commercial might have been less disquieting to some people if it had featured a woman's voice instead of a man's, but I also know that there would have been people who would have taken offense at even that. I think that the commercial might have been less memorable if it had featured a woman's voice, for the simple (and shameful) reason that America is a culture that is uncomfortable with the concept of homosexuality. (Fair warning: I'm bisexual, so I may be a little biased.) Oh, well, that's how I see it.

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Rated TV — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 22:04:34 GMT

I would have to say that of the commercials listed in the article, I found myself offended most by the Quizno's ad. I'm glad that it's been edited, but that statement from the oven has been burned into my mind, and I change the channel when I see that commercial starting.

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Beth, Missouri — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 14:16:17 GMT

What about the new Trojan Condoms commercial where the mime mimics putting a condom on? That one is a little too much!

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stan baldwin — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 21:51:16 GMT

I am 75 years old. When I first started watching T.V. it was on a homemade kit T.V. in 1950. It was great. But then in about 1955 a company started advertizing pay T.V. For about $8.00 a Mo. you could get movies and numerious programs on three chanels with NO commercials. So like a fool I signed up for it. Look what we got now. It cost me $125.00 for 60 channels most of which are worthless or in some forign language some are kid programs . The few that are something I would like to watch are filled with commercials for erectile disfuction. K.Y. jelly or some other crap. They are so disguisting that I have worn out the mute button on my remote. I wish I had not been so stupid as to fall for what they said in their ad. The increased volume is also an issue.
I'm sorry I ever heard of pay tv The only thing to do now is go to Free To you.I've got my reciever ordered.

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SB, CA — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 22:01:21 GMT

I remember every year at thanksgiving there used to be an ad with some little kid playing with a turkey baster and the line experiment with the turkey baster.

Ewwwww

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David Claiborne, Hollywood, CA — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:56:55 GMT

Hey here's an idea, how about you get your kids to turn off the tv and do something productive with their lives, instead of making it everyone else's problem that you can't explain to them why smilin' bob is so happy?

Yes, these commercials are annoying, but not nearly as annoying the FCC insulting my intelligence and sanitizing every last thing on the tube. I don't care about your kids, they are YOUR kids. Let me watch my shows in peace, with as many expletives and dirty jokes as my adult mind pleases.

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Julie, Lexington, KY — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:12:12 GMT

I recently saw a commercial where a woman at an airport was recognized at the airport from a poster as "the colon lady" and proceeded to talk about diarrhea, gas, etc. with complete strangers. Talk about TMI!

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EB CA — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:40:37 GMT

Nice try, but they don't air the smiling Bob commercials on the Nick channel in between Spongebob episodes! You can be as uncomfortable as you want when you see these commercials but honestly, some of you are coming off as total prudes.

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k c — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:05:26 GMT

Dave... are spongebob cartoons really any better? Let's be honest...

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k c — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:12:56 GMT

Tessa... TAMPONS?!!!? Really now... that is a legacy of lewdness!? Do you even realize how ridiculous you sound? If you made any kind of a half decent point in your post is was lost on me and probably many other people when they get to the word tampon and realize just how ridculous you are.

Anyway, people think about it... your endless posts on these ads and the fact that a writer felt the need to write a column regarding them is playing right into what these companies and their advertising companies want. YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THEIR ADS AND THEIR PRODUCTS!

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Mark Hall, Dothan, Al. — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:07:09 GMT

I cannot belive the way you people look at this! Come on, I mean the TV ads yeah their provocotive and all but singlehandedly naming them the reason that "our socity is going down the drain" (not saying that it is), is just plain stupid! Also, plus they do use eupimisums for "things", like i just did, so that kids don't understand them. And... you could always change the channel. :)

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John L, Texas — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 21:37:14 GMT

I think the bottom line is this: If your offended by what you see on television, then DON'T WATCH IT! Nobody is forcing you to watch television, whether the programming is "tasteful" or not. You can easily get news, weather, traffic AND entertainment in several different mediums that don't involve The Tube.

TV commercials that should be adults-only

Jane, London, England, UK — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 08:28:44 GMT

I don't recognise any of the ads you refer to, as I live in the UK and choose not to have a television, even though I worked in advertising. However, I am very struck by the prudery in your comments and the obvious crassness of the ads you berate. I am told Americans do not understand irony. Now I believe it. Learn to laugh at yourselves: it's healthy. And... Subtlety, anyone?

TV commercials that should be adults-only

Alexandra, NYC — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:28:15 GMT

I think the Gilette woman's shaver ads are clever. They are understated, yet obvious to those whom the ad targets. They also don't offer any super-sexy verbiage or uncomfortable terms that are inappropriate for children.