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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx</link><description>On Tuesday, I offered up links to a batch of your favorite TV commercials (couldn't get to them all, but tried to find the most frequently mentioned ads). Now it's time to let the really bad ads have their due. Consider yourself warned: Watch these commercials</description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2.0 (Build: 60608.1)</generator><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#330742</link><pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 21:14:36 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:330742</guid><dc:creator>Maggie</dc:creator><description>Trying to find a great commercial that aired a few years ago for I think, Atlantic City or Caesars Palace. It featured a guy bringing in his client (a man dressed up as a furry dice)to audition for the Casino. It was hilarious. The manager would instruct the dice to &amp;quot;show him the six&amp;quot;. Anyone remember or know what I'm talking about!!!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#330808</link><pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 21:40:05 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:330808</guid><dc:creator>Carol, South Texas</dc:creator><description>Have you seen the Clear Blue Easy pregnancy test that has what seems to be a stream of urine running over the test strip. The first time I saw it I was so shocked that I totally missed the name of the commercial. And a man is doing the 'voice-over', which to me makes it really creepy. Some things should be kept behind closed doors.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#330939</link><pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 22:35:30 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:330939</guid><dc:creator>caineme, Quincy CA.</dc:creator><description>I completely agree with the Orville and the Stanley Steamer ads......Even when he was alive, Orville kinda freaked me out. But, dudes been sead for awhile. And Toby dragging his tush across the carpet, GROSS!!!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I can't believe no-one brought up the ad for gas relief....I'm not sure of the company. But the guy is sitting in the meeting and the woman is doing her presentation...&amp;quot; Sales have been flatulent this Quarter...&amp;quot; Kills me every time, though it's rather gross at the same time!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331086</link><pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 23:57:54 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331086</guid><dc:creator>Bill McGovern,Hoosick Falls,N.Y.</dc:creator><description>It is a close call with the grown son in the sink but&lt;br&gt;I still vote for Sour Skittles as the worst ad of the year.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331125</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 00:49:36 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331125</guid><dc:creator>Laila Jenkins</dc:creator><description>Anyone seen the ad for a brand of adult &amp;quot;diapers&amp;quot; designed exclusively for men? &amp;nbsp;Has a bunch of bikers riding along...is this product made for incontinent men or for guys who are just too lazy to pull over to pee?</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331130</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 00:51:39 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331130</guid><dc:creator>katara man</dc:creator><description>The filthy guttural, mouth sucking sounds of&lt;br&gt;Stupid man who doesn’t know how to use an oven&lt;br&gt;and vocally slurps greasy melted cheese off of the&lt;br&gt;paper wrapper as some kind of sauce drips down his&lt;br&gt;shirt as a lethargic effeminate sounding guy tries to&lt;br&gt;make the whole view sound like it's something all&lt;br&gt;of us guys should partake in???? I don't think so..&lt;br&gt;As for the demolition of American classic Elvis song&lt;br&gt;to sell hard on pills..... What's up TV folk?&lt;br&gt;</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331140</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:03:36 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331140</guid><dc:creator>Adam, Seattle, WA</dc:creator><description>Some ads that make me cringe and jump for the mute button:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;That stupid Snicker's commercial with the singing moron and his acoustic guitar. I will never eat another Snicker's again thanks to this commercial.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Scion ads. The cars aren't even real in the ads, and they are repeated WAY too many times. Adult Swim is inundated with Scion commercials.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Any ad that has the latest trendy Top 40 band in it. Rest assured, the commercials will be played non-stop so many times that your brain will hemorrhage.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331150</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:14:12 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331150</guid><dc:creator>dorris spell deland fla</dc:creator><description>as if we dont have enuf drug advertising already isnt &amp;nbsp;it great that the poor old drug companys are now using young kids to advertise their drugs....&lt;br&gt;(for shame america,for shame)</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331166</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:31:14 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331166</guid><dc:creator>Jena, Charlotte</dc:creator><description>The WORST Pepto-Bismol ad is the one with the giant Japanese-style monsters &amp;amp; mutants. &amp;nbsp;Totally gross!!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331169</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:35:27 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331169</guid><dc:creator>Mike, East Grand Forks, MN</dc:creator><description>My vote for worse, as in 'big fat lie' is Ditech's &amp;quot;People are Smart&amp;quot;. If they think we're so smart, why do they find is necessary to tell us &amp;quot;an illusionist is just another word for magician&amp;quot;. I guess they think we really ARE stoopid.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331188</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:50:52 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331188</guid><dc:creator>Josie, Seattle, WA</dc:creator><description>Okay, see, I -like- the one with the rabbit's feet. It's cute! Only major problem is I can't remember what it's for. Insurance? Something?</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331198</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 02:09:18 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331198</guid><dc:creator>Shelley, NJ</dc:creator><description>Is it too late for a new entry:? Because I find the new Heineken Draught Keg ad disquieting. &amp;nbsp;A deathly buxom beer bot woman with extra arms, who can split into triplets... and the music is a little too reminiscent of Ross Geller (from Friends) &amp;quot;Sound&amp;quot;. &amp;nbsp;It's way creepy. &amp;nbsp;Worse, I bet it appeals to the targeted demographic.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331203</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 02:18:41 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331203</guid><dc:creator>Denise M, Seattle WA</dc:creator><description>I agree with Carol. &amp;nbsp;Clear Blue Easy - &amp;quot;the most sophisticated piece of technology you'll ever pee on!&amp;quot; &amp;nbsp;Gross! First of all, who thinks up this junk? Who would think this is intelligent? And secondly, what company CEO sits in a meeting to listen to this bilge and thinks, &amp;quot;Gee, this is a good representation of my company!&amp;quot; &amp;nbsp;Things that make you go hmmmmm!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331214</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 02:32:08 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331214</guid><dc:creator>Matthew Arnold</dc:creator><description>Oh, please. The wife and I loved that Clear Blue ad. Maybe we're just degenerate coastal types, but what's wrong with a little potty humor when the topic is making babies? If the strip turns the right tint, chances are you're going to be up to your elbows in excrement pretty soon anyway.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Viva Viagra, on the other hand... Well, let's just say &amp;quot;Viva Tivo.&amp;quot; </description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331239</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:01:31 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331239</guid><dc:creator>Travis, St. Paul, MN</dc:creator><description>I remember a Midas commercial about five years ago that had an elderly woman asking about the warranty on her newly replaced brake pads. &amp;nbsp;After the Midas guy gets done with his sales pitch, she sais, &amp;quot;What can you do about these?&amp;quot; and throws off her shirt! &amp;nbsp;You just see her back in the camera shot, of course, but the Midas guy just looks at her, looks down, looks away, etc. &amp;nbsp;I was dumbfounded when I saw it!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331253</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:18:19 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331253</guid><dc:creator>Nicole, Arroyo Grande, California</dc:creator><description>I am sorry some of these ads do not only have bad scripts and presentation, mostly they lack discretion in the selection the time slots when airing these commercials. I had my fair share of teaching moments with a nine-year old, about &amp;quot;erectile dysfunction and its possible side effects,&amp;quot; or the reasons why it now easier than ever for women to urinate on a stick. My kid running around at school or the neighbor’s house singing the Viagra jingle ...not so hot! &lt;br&gt;All the information about these products delivered to us during the prime hours of 5-6 PM when most people are preparing dinner and the TV is playing in the back drop. Some of these commercials should not be aired until a later time and get a better idea on how to present this &amp;quot;sensitive&amp;quot; material. &lt;br&gt;</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331264</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:27:58 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331264</guid><dc:creator>Jim, Myrtle Beach</dc:creator><description>Geico has some commercials that make me want to shoot my tv. The laughing moron, the mattress fight, and the idiot juggling or whatever he's doing, have convinced me to never consider Geico for anything. It's an insult to my dogs' intelligence.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331271</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:31:04 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331271</guid><dc:creator>Bee Shaft</dc:creator><description>I'm so sick of Viagra adds! &amp;nbsp;And they took cigarette adds off and still show these. &amp;nbsp;Please NO!! &amp;nbsp;Give the kids more ideas. &amp;nbsp;Sad.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331272</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:32:23 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331272</guid><dc:creator>Amy, Oklahoma</dc:creator><description>&amp;quot;Kicking trees apparently has something to do with eating hamburgers. No one is really sure what.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I'm not sure either, but trying to think like some braindead advertiser . . .&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;If &amp;quot;tree huggers&amp;quot; are the kind of people who are vegans and don't eat Wendy's, then &amp;quot;tree kickers&amp;quot; would eat meat and go to Wendy's?</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331275</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:33:24 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331275</guid><dc:creator>sandzma, Michigan</dc:creator><description>Going along with the pg. test ads. &amp;nbsp;Not sure the maker, could even be the Clear Blue Easy one, but at the end of it, they say &amp;quot;the best stick you will ever pee on&amp;quot;...or something to that effect, what is up w/ that?</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331289</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:50:08 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331289</guid><dc:creator>M. Hill</dc:creator><description>OH THANK GOD I am not the only FREAKED out by the Clear Blue Easy ad!!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331329</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 04:24:06 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331329</guid><dc:creator>Andy, DeKalb, Il</dc:creator><description>Does anyone remember the ad campaign a few years back that Budget Rent-A-Car did? They had aroma therapy candles and chain letters, and the results were quite hilarious. </description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331368</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 05:19:57 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331368</guid><dc:creator>Agatha, California</dc:creator><description>Carol, the url for the Clear Blue Easy is this - &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_new" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqX7VxW3wL0"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqX7VxW3wL0&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331379</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 05:39:58 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331379</guid><dc:creator>YG, Elk Grove, Ca</dc:creator><description>Just saw a commercial today about some product that cleans the ear wax out of your ears with a very graphic demonstration. It was really gross. Does EVERY product need to be advertised?</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331380</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 05:43:49 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331380</guid><dc:creator>John Tillman</dc:creator><description>That stupid viagra commercial is so bad I want to never watch television again. The ad company that made this lump of crud should never make another add again. &amp;nbsp;Ever.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331392</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 06:17:31 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331392</guid><dc:creator>SAMUEL RUSHDI</dc:creator><description>Trojan Condom ad in India. Imagine this - 105 pound naked woman with a 400 pounds guy standing in a bath tub. Candles glowing all around them with soft music. Suddenly a skinny looking waiter approached with a silver platter with a single condom packet. I rolled on the floor in hysterics for an hour!!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331404</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 06:49:36 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331404</guid><dc:creator>Josh, Palmdale, CA</dc:creator><description>I remember a commercial i only saw once. It was for some kind of home pregnancy test. It went on to ambigously descride this piece of tehnological wonder, then in the end the creepy voice over guy was like, &amp;quot;it's the most advanced piece of technology you'll ever pee on.&amp;quot; I was oddly weirded out and fascinated at the same time. </description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331405</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 06:53:33 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331405</guid><dc:creator>John G, ASU, TEMPE AZ</dc:creator><description>My favorite worst commercial has to be a Valtrex commercial. Where her boyfriend is folding close in the back of the shot when half way into the commercial she mentions how she doesnt want to spread herpes (to her boyfriend in the background) he looks at the camera like &amp;quot;herpa what!?&amp;quot;</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331418</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:11:33 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331418</guid><dc:creator>Frank Carey</dc:creator><description>I'm surprised that the Enzyte commercial with &amp;quot;smilin' Bob&amp;quot; wsn't on the list. &amp;nbsp;It's not only incredibly stupid, it's also offensive.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331422</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:30:20 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331422</guid><dc:creator>Chris, Claremont, CA</dc:creator><description>I know youtube.com would remove ads, but why, and why would ad executives give a crap after their ads have been around about a year or so. Hell, they dont use them anyway, why not make them public domain, and if they are public domain, make em easier to find!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331424</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:36:07 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331424</guid><dc:creator>Joshua Danger</dc:creator><description>That viagra ad makes me want to shoot myself. Serioulsy, it makes me ashamed to be an American man.&lt;br&gt;The funny thing is, every one of those morons in that disgusting viagra ad tells people they're &amp;quot;artists&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;actors&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;musicians&amp;quot;.&lt;br&gt;It's this kind of mindless garbage (and the penis pill in general) that results in the rest of the world hating us.&lt;br&gt;How dumb do these big companies think we are. Based on the way the scumbags advertise to us, they must assume we're all using that viagra crap to play around with our cousins in various trailer parks across the country.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331449</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:39:22 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331449</guid><dc:creator>amber, charles town, wv</dc:creator><description>OMG! have you seent the All Bran commercial with the construction worker? too hilarious but also creepily uncomfortable. it's on youtube for sure: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwX8MzOKOzI </description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331458</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:00:11 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331458</guid><dc:creator>Judy</dc:creator><description>How about the one where the chocolate chip cookies are animated, and singing &amp;quot;Don't you want me baby&amp;quot; together in a convertible, and one by one are snatched away? Kind of makes you re-think the idea of eating a cookie.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331459</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:00:46 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331459</guid><dc:creator>Chris, Philly</dc:creator><description>What about the fiber cereal commercial where the pitch-man is a construction worker and in the background you see an I-beam being pulled through a window, then barrels roll off a truck (behind the man to appear as if rolling out of his backside) and then finally a &amp;quot;dump&amp;quot; truck dropping gravel? &amp;nbsp;Not even remotely subtle. &amp;nbsp;Just plain gross.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331461</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:04:46 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331461</guid><dc:creator>Dave - Columbus, Ohio</dc:creator><description>There are commericals by Columbus, Ohio-only businesses that use their children or their dogs (or both) to try to sell you stuff - cars, mortgages, etc. &amp;nbsp;I'm sure we're not the only city that does this. &amp;nbsp;I find these to be the most disturbing commercials of all. &amp;nbsp;Whoring your kids to sell stuff?! &amp;nbsp;If you're such an incompetant salesperson that you have to use your own kids to move your wares, you're probably in the wrong business.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331468</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:19:56 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331468</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><description>I am getting very tired of those cavemen and stupid ghekko. &amp;nbsp;Its time for a new ad campaign GEICO.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331474</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:31:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331474</guid><dc:creator>Mike Trainor, Kansas City, MO</dc:creator><description>I have to agree about the &amp;quot;Viva Viagra&amp;quot; ad. The first time I saw it I was in disbelief. It is totally embarrassing for weekend jammers, and besmirches one of Presley's better movie songs, too. This, alas, is the world we live in where once-great music that had different associations in our collective memory banks is now used to hawk products and cheapen the art.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331475</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:32:34 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331475</guid><dc:creator>Jake Nelson, Clayton, NC</dc:creator><description>Anyone seen that Subaru commercial with all the animals saying &amp;quot;Ricky&amp;quot;? My question is, who the hell is Ricky?</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331476</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:33:11 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331476</guid><dc:creator>carolee</dc:creator><description>what about the construction worker who is hawking All-Bran and as he leans over it appears wrecking balls come out his bottom. Ugh, they did not just do that. Then the dump truck with sludge at the end. Oh, my stars, yes they did just do that. Disgusting.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331490</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:50:10 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331490</guid><dc:creator>Carol</dc:creator><description>Cialis - Why does &amp;nbsp;ever couple have to end up in the bathtub at the end of each commercial? &amp;nbsp; What is this product trying to say &amp;nbsp;&amp;quot;you are such dirty pigs you have to take a bath&amp;quot;. &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Stupid, stupid commercials.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331494</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:53:40 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331494</guid><dc:creator>Fran Canan</dc:creator><description>You should see the &amp;quot;Affordable Furniture&amp;quot; commercial on NBC, Channel 2, Utica, New York. An obese woman dancing in front on their door....obnoxious....</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331496</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:54:29 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331496</guid><dc:creator>Ramsey, Connecticut</dc:creator><description>The sour skittles commercial is by far the worst ever. I truly believe the marketing director at Mars Inc. was on vacation when the idea for this confusing and equally disturbing advertisement was conjured up. </description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331498</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:56:20 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331498</guid><dc:creator>Amy, Voorhees, NJ</dc:creator><description>I know it's too early for next year's worst commercials but if I have to see the Staples commercial with the cheerleading parents one more time, I'm going to be institutionalized. &amp;nbsp;I am boycotting Staples because I HATE that annoying commercial so much. &amp;nbsp;And, they show it 10 times a day.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331527</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:27:11 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331527</guid><dc:creator>Alexa, Huntington,NY </dc:creator><description>I can't stand the Clear Blue Easy pregnancy test commercial! When I first saw it I thought maybe I channel surfed into a joke, but no it's real! Whoever the man is that thought up &amp;quot;pee on a stick&amp;quot; as an add campaign should be fired. If I do ever need to purchase one, I will make sure it's not Clear Blue. </description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331535</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:31:30 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331535</guid><dc:creator>Angel, MA</dc:creator><description>Ok worst commercial...I agree with the Starburst one...joe from Rhoda attached to a milking machine...I don't even know where they are going with that. The only thing I think that would be worse would be if it was Rhoda and not Joe! That is a disgusting commercial and he looks like heck. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;But I must admit that the toenail fungus guy makes want to hurl whenever it appears!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331568</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:46:07 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331568</guid><dc:creator>John, Beverly Hills, MI</dc:creator><description>Being a dog owner, I happen to love the Stanley Steemer ad. My reaction would be the same if I saw our Rudy do that.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331585</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:58:58 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331585</guid><dc:creator>Lou, NYC</dc:creator><description>Carol... yes, a friend and I fell over laughing the first time I saw the Clear Blue Easy commercial. &amp;nbsp;We had to rewind the Tivo to see it again. &amp;nbsp;Oddly enough, there are two versions, a &amp;quot;clean&amp;quot; version that runs on over the air channels and the explicit version that runs in women's cable networks like Lifetime, We and Oxygen!. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I first saw the explicit version on Lifetime (yes, we were watching Golden Girls reruns!). &amp;nbsp;When the infamous stream of... er.. urine?.. hits the strip.. the voice over says: &amp;quot;It's the most sophisticated piece of technology you'll ever pee on&amp;quot; &amp;nbsp;That's when I lost it.&lt;br&gt;I later saw the same commercial on NBC, but instead of saying &amp;quot;pee&amp;quot; the announcer scratches his throat. &amp;nbsp;Anyway... it definitely should have made this list.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331592</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:01:17 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331592</guid><dc:creator>Kay Bradley</dc:creator><description>I find the &amp;quot;Viva Viagara&amp;quot; ad extremely stupid and insulting. &amp;nbsp;How does one explain this one to their 5-year old? &amp;nbsp;The promoters of these ads obviously have no children - or any brains for that matter. &amp;nbsp;</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331595</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:04:35 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331595</guid><dc:creator>Robert, Charlotte, NC</dc:creator><description>The singing viagra commercial is disgusting. I can't hit my remote button quick enought to get those creeps off my TV. I'm in advertising and want to know what nut job approved this &amp;quot;creepy&amp;quot; ad. I'm in that age range and that ad creeps me out. </description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331603</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:13:19 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331603</guid><dc:creator>trying to quit</dc:creator><description>One of the creepiest I've seen lately is the carpet stain fighting family in the Woolite Pods commercial. Something about this one bothers me more than any other that shows the product being taken way too seriously.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331605</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:13:34 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331605</guid><dc:creator>Pretty Boy Floyd, Oklahoma City</dc:creator><description>I really, really have Activia commercials... especially the newest one.&lt;br&gt;&amp;quot;Sometime I feel irregular... bloated.&amp;quot; &amp;nbsp;That's not so bad, but after speaking for a minute about how &amp;quot;regular&amp;quot; Activia will make you, they show to very attractive women walking down the beach from behind, and all I can think about is how &amp;quot;regular&amp;quot; these girls must be!&lt;br&gt;Shame on Activia for cramping my chauvanist style!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331606</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:14:28 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331606</guid><dc:creator>AliceM in CT</dc:creator><description>Commericals today leave nothing to the imagination like the Viagra and Cialis commericals, and the worst offenders KY Jelly, skunk odor (you know the one I mean), and happy period. &amp;nbsp;I am quite sure that anyone with a problem can see his/her doctor or pharmacist, for information, and keep these offensive commercials off the air. &amp;nbsp;I am no prude, but enough is enough. &amp;nbsp;I am embarrassed by them, especially when viewing them with my grown children. &amp;nbsp;Kudos to any product that uses talking animals in their commericals. &amp;nbsp;Animals rule and people are just stupid!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;My favorites are Bush Baked Beans, any flea or tick commercial especially the Yellow Lab puppy at summer camp, any commercial featuring the little black and white Boston Terrior, Aflac, Geico, and Scoop Away. What are these ad agencies thinking anyway? &amp;nbsp;And the networks who show these offensive commercials are just as bad if not worse.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331609</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:16:17 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331609</guid><dc:creator>Mary, Fort Worth, TX</dc:creator><description>There's a new one for All Bran cereal. &amp;nbsp;It shows a construction guy talking about how better he feels now that he's tried All Bran for a week, while in the background, all kind of things are &amp;quot;dumping&amp;quot;. &amp;nbsp;I must be smart, as I got the simile the first time I saw it. &amp;nbsp;My husband had to watch it twice to get the references.&lt;br&gt;</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331610</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:16:35 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331610</guid><dc:creator>Mike Horton, Greenville, NC</dc:creator><description>The Viagra ad has got to be one of the worst ever, not to mention all the weird thoughts it makes you wonder about these guys as you watch it. &amp;nbsp;If they were trying to really be PC about the casting where is the Asian guy? &amp;nbsp;Is the dog laughing at them? &amp;nbsp;Are they, ahem, really singing about girls (my gaydar is off the chart on this ad, not that there's anything wrong with that!) &amp;nbsp;The &amp;quot;this old toad&amp;quot; guy is really creepy......</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331614</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:18:08 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331614</guid><dc:creator>Loretta, Lake Park, IA</dc:creator><description>I agree with the BK (sponge bob) commercial being on the list. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The guy is taking a bath with the door open and small children (girl and boy) running in and out of the bathroom. &amp;nbsp;Then he stands up. &amp;nbsp;What a pervert. &amp;nbsp;What madison avenue pedophile thought this one up? &amp;nbsp;</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331621</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:20:38 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331621</guid><dc:creator>Dee</dc:creator><description>Are you kidding? That Travelers Insurance ad with the white rabbits getting dyed rabbit's feet reattached is the funniest thing I have ever seen on TV! I crack up every time I see it. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Totally agree on the Viva Viagra, though. I make everyone around me stop what they're doing when this commercial comes on because I know they would never believe me if I tried to explain it to them.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331622</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:22:34 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331622</guid><dc:creator>Anne, Tupelo, MS</dc:creator><description>There's a new commercial out for a bran cereal -- can't remember which one, so it's already failing as a commercial. &amp;nbsp;But it features a construction worker talking about taking a 10-day challenge from the cereal to &amp;quot;change his life.&amp;quot; &amp;nbsp;OK, that's fine. &amp;nbsp;Maybe it will lower his cholestorol or something? &amp;nbsp;I don't think that's the kind of change that the cereal is marketing. &amp;nbsp;All throughout the commercial, the worker is shot in front of various construction-type devices and activities, and all of them (I swear) show items being &amp;quot;pushed out&amp;quot; of something -- a long beam being pushed out of a small opening, a series of barrells being dropped out of something, and finally a ton of bricks being &amp;quot;dumped.&amp;quot; &amp;nbsp;I honest-to-goodness think it's imagery designed to promote, uh, regularity. &amp;nbsp;The first time I saw it, I couldn't figure out why the contruction images were so prominently displayed. &amp;nbsp;Then I saw the dump truck, and got it. &amp;nbsp;Now, everytime I see it, I can only think about how this poor construction dude needs help &amp;quot;going #2,&amp;quot; which I really find annoying. &amp;nbsp;More annoying than a commercial that is blatently about fiber or whatever. &amp;nbsp;Watch for the commercial and see if you don't see the same thing.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331625</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:24:35 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331625</guid><dc:creator>Barbara, Charlotte</dc:creator><description>If I see that d***ed Pepsi Max commercial with the yawners one more time...I think I'm gonna throw a brick through the screen!!!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331627</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:27:59 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331627</guid><dc:creator>David, Akron, Ohio</dc:creator><description>just because a commercial gets your attention doesn't mean it's bad, some of these are kind of funny. I think the Traveler's one is hilarious. Viva Paper Towels was cute because the mom played with him instead of getting mad, and we know he didn't mean to do it, which is probably why she was light-hearted about it.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331630</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:28:21 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331630</guid><dc:creator>Tom, Scottsville, Va.</dc:creator><description>My favorite &amp;quot;oh no, not that!&amp;quot; ad is the one for the bone-saving product Boniva in which Sally Field says &amp;quot;My friend told me she has to set aside time every week to take her prescription.&amp;quot; Gee, imagine having to set aside 30 seconds once a week while you're brushing your teeth.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331636</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:30:43 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331636</guid><dc:creator>JG, Fort Wayne, IN</dc:creator><description>What about those ads for a product called Maxoderm, which features some middle-aged picking up young women, and what we're not supposed to notice is that they are obviously in a local cathouse, where anyone with the right amount of money can score? &amp;nbsp;HILARIOUS!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331641</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:33:08 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331641</guid><dc:creator>Kathy Thomas, Stillwater, Ok</dc:creator><description>How about the All Bran construction guy with all the &amp;quot;dumps&amp;quot; going on in the background. &amp;nbsp;It cracks my whole family up every time we see it.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331645</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:35:09 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331645</guid><dc:creator>Diana Musto, Orlando, FL</dc:creator><description>I agree with the sour skittles man-milking one; completely disgusting! Also with Vagisil, although I didn't see porcupines, it was a puffed up blowfish regarding itching and a lobster talking about odor. Now that one is truly offensive!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331648</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:36:32 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331648</guid><dc:creator>Maureen Pennsylvania</dc:creator><description>What about the Visa check card commercial when they play the theme from the movie Brazil? We cringe every time we see this commercial. The others were bad enough with the way they discourage individualism. If you've ever seen Brazil I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331653</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:39:12 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331653</guid><dc:creator>Joe, Spokane. WA</dc:creator><description>while I agree with most of your observations, My Wife &amp;amp; I thought the re-attached rabbit foot and the Viva Viagra we very cute or funny ans we also liked the my bff Jill. I am over 60 and don't need a pill, thank heaven and my Wife and I work for another Ins company so there is no loyalty to the Rabbits. Just cute stuff with so many ads aimed at grunts or dim.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331667</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:42:43 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331667</guid><dc:creator>Paula, Boston, MA</dc:creator><description>Doesn't anyone think the Geico cavemen are creepy?</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331687</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:49:34 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331687</guid><dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator><description>How could you possibly have the rabbit's foot commercial on the &amp;quot;worst&amp;quot; list? &amp;nbsp;My wife and I both laughed so hard at that we cried!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331690</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:51:28 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331690</guid><dc:creator>Pat, Louisiana</dc:creator><description>The Cialis and Levitra ads make me nauseated. I turn the TV on mute everytime they come on. The people in them looking at each other and sitting in a bathtub in the woods are disgusting. As a matter of fact, there are very few ads I don't mute so I don't have to listen to them. Thank goodness for remote controls.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331695</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:53:34 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331695</guid><dc:creator>Isabelle Miller, Parkersburg, WV</dc:creator><description>I will never listen to &amp;quot;Viva Las Vegas&amp;quot; again. &amp;nbsp;Do these men get together just to sing the one song? &amp;nbsp;I also think the dog should be removed. &amp;nbsp;Would you want your pet around men that get together and sing Viva Viagra? &amp;nbsp;Not me. &amp;nbsp;Worst commercial.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331721</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:09:04 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331721</guid><dc:creator>Meg, Hampton, VA</dc:creator><description>Update (or sequel?) to the Wendy's tree kicking. There's now one out there where people are sitting around what looks like a hospital or asylum with their mouths digitally painted out. One person writes on a slate with chalk &amp;quot;Why did you lose your mouth priveledges?&amp;quot; Another writes &amp;quot;Bad fast food&amp;quot; or something similar. Then you see the guard (or attendant?) wearing a Wendy's wig, eating Wendy's, and laughing at the people w/o mouths. Always creeps me out!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331736</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:14:20 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331736</guid><dc:creator>Brenda Mathes, Richland, MO</dc:creator><description>The Wendy's commercial where the crowd is screaming, and there are men's faces like masks. &amp;nbsp;Its's for the baconator burger or some such nonsense. &amp;nbsp;Wendy's commercials have become so stupid, I don't even want to eat there anymore.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331747</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:21:28 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331747</guid><dc:creator>Terri Hecht</dc:creator><description>As multiple pet owners my husband and I find the Stanley Steemer ad hilarious. &amp;nbsp;We will actually rewind our DVR to watch it more than once. &amp;nbsp;How can you not find humor in an innocent, natural act that the animal loves so much and yet inspires so much horror in us?</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331755</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:25:30 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331755</guid><dc:creator>Ohio Betty</dc:creator><description>OK. This is awful, but I find the Sour Skittles and Starbursts commercials disturbingly intriguing.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;But the Viva Viagra commercial ... please, please, please find the people responsible for it and beat them senseless. Wait. They're already senseless. Please, please, please just beat them mercilessly. Them, and the people who came up with the Pepto danceline. Both of these ads are just plain offensive.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;At least Rhoda's Joe and the Little Lad make you stop and take notice. And then hide your eyes and cringe. But still.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331758</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:27:23 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331758</guid><dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator><description>Does anyone remember the Milk of Magnesia commercial where all you see is a roll of toilet paper for several days,then suddenly it rolls furiously--implying that the M.O.M. kicked in &amp;quot;big time&amp;quot;? That one always grossed me out!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331761</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:29:21 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331761</guid><dc:creator>sian zylstra, gallup, NM</dc:creator><description>have you ever checked out some of the idea ads? Or the Italian time ad.&lt;br&gt;funny</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331763</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:30:30 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331763</guid><dc:creator>Agnes Gooch</dc:creator><description>There's a KY Jelly commercial out now that advertises the product's long-lastingness, and shows a couple doing it all day long, all over their house, apartment, or hotel room. &amp;nbsp;I am embarrassed to see that commercial when I'm alone in my own house!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331775</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:34:03 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331775</guid><dc:creator>Seth Darvick, Providence, RI</dc:creator><description>I think that Kellog's All Bran commercials are by far the worst. With a hard hatted construction guy eating a bowl of &amp;quot;All Bran&amp;quot; with background shots of barrels tumbling out of a dump truck so it looks like he's taking a dump himself!!! Other not so subliminal images of a steel girder being pulled out of concrete. It's such bad imaging, it's laughable. It's something that Ed Wood may have done if he was given the project. A commercial desperately suggesting that you'll have great bowel movements within 10 days of eating All Bran. Dumb!!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331778</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:35:54 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331778</guid><dc:creator>Sleepless in Seattle</dc:creator><description>Have they forgotten about the Burger King commercials where that guy wakes up to find some dude in a creepy king costume watching him sleep?? YIKES!!! </description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331784</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:38:31 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331784</guid><dc:creator>Bunnymuffin, Seattle WA</dc:creator><description>Um,&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What about the Herbal Essense commercial with the biker? &amp;nbsp;That cracks me up everytime I see it, too funny! &amp;nbsp;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_new" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIs7OJ9FfGE"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIs7OJ9FfGE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331790</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:40:39 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331790</guid><dc:creator>Jason, Columbia SC</dc:creator><description>I've said it before and I'll say it again. &amp;nbsp;The worst commercials of all time are for local car dealerships. &amp;nbsp;It's obvious most of these are made by 3 guys with a kodak digital camera. &amp;nbsp;The people who work at the dealership either put their ugly children on the commercial (and you can't understand what they say) or the owner of the dealership is in some stupid costume (we have one around here called &amp;quot;Dodgezilla&amp;quot;). &amp;nbsp;Plus, even if there's no costumes and no ugly kids, they ALWAYS shout or sing some stupid song about how NO ONE is turned down for financing. &amp;nbsp;TOTAL CREDIT FORGIVENESS! &amp;nbsp;A really loud voice will say the dealer won't allow us to say it if it's not true, but these cars are DEAD COST. &amp;nbsp;Ugh. &amp;nbsp;They just bug the crap out of me.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331801</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:43:13 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331801</guid><dc:creator>Bill Foley, Abington, Massachusetts</dc:creator><description>There have been a few of those Skittles ads that have been nausea-inducing. &amp;nbsp;There was one not too long ago featuring a creepy man with a very long beard doing an interview. &amp;nbsp;The beard moved of its own accord and fed a skittle to the horrified (female) interviewer sitting across from him. &amp;nbsp;It was almost sexually suggestive, and left me feeling violated. &amp;nbsp;My wife very nearly vomited the first time she saw it. &amp;nbsp;Unfortunately, once you've seen it, as soon as the commercial starts you immediately recall the entire thing, so fast-forwarding or changing the channel doesn't help once it's started. &amp;nbsp;I'm also looking at you, creepy Burger King ads, and the newest Wendy's ads, too (Dave Thomas must be rolling over in his grave to see what's become of his Wendy's character.) &amp;nbsp;I have to think these ads are aimed exclusively at today's &amp;quot;hip and cynical youth&amp;quot;. I don't eat at BK or Wendy's anymore, and the thought of eating a Sour Skittle turns my stomach (and I use to like Skittles). &amp;nbsp;Congrats, ad execs! &amp;nbsp;Job well done. &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; </description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331822</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:56:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331822</guid><dc:creator>Gina Weisenborn, Colorado Springs, CO</dc:creator><description>Apparently the Wendy's commercial only makes sense to viewers under the unfluence of really powerful narcotics.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331825</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:58:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331825</guid><dc:creator>Chris, Lyndhurst, New Jersey</dc:creator><description>The best all time commercial that makes my cry so hard each and every time i see it, Yogi and the Aflac commercial. &amp;quot;and they give you cash which is just as good as money&amp;quot; catch the poor duck at the end.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331834</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:05:09 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331834</guid><dc:creator>Kyle, Madison</dc:creator><description>In the Wendy's add the tree kicking is a simple metaphore for conformity. The conformity of the timid masses who never question why there fast food burger isn't hot and juicy. &amp;nbsp;That is until one man's sudden insight changes everything. &amp;nbsp;I'm hungry...&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331837</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:07:25 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331837</guid><dc:creator>Emily, Williamsburg Virginia</dc:creator><description>Again... I saw this one commercial before a movie for Scion and it was bout the &amp;quot;little Deviants&amp;quot; and it just creeped me out. &amp;nbsp;They had these little sheep looking people walking around also. &amp;nbsp;Very VERY odd. &amp;nbsp;I haven't seen it more than once or twice</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331846</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:14:52 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331846</guid><dc:creator>Julie, Nashville, TN</dc:creator><description>After all the posts about the sour skittles ad, I finally saw it a couple weeks ago. &amp;nbsp;That is the most disgusting ad ever! &amp;nbsp;What were they thinking? &amp;nbsp; Ughhh... &amp;nbsp;While the Viva Viagra commercial may be really, really stupid, it's not stomach-turning.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331864</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:36:03 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331864</guid><dc:creator>John Doe, Seattle, WA</dc:creator><description>The comcast digital voice commercial with the tiger-tatooed guy. Worst.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331867</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:37:05 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331867</guid><dc:creator>Kate, Virginia</dc:creator><description>Thank you, Carol, I agree, the Clear Blue Easy commercial is HORRIBLE.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331868</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:37:12 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331868</guid><dc:creator>Barbara, Front Royal VA</dc:creator><description>The Wendy's kicking trees commercial is bad, but not as the Wendy's face overlay ad (quite probably one of the ugliest ads I have ever seen). &amp;nbsp;In fact all of the Wendy's ads featuring the &amp;quot;Pippy Longstockings&amp;quot; man are unpleasant. &amp;nbsp;I have boycotted Wendy's since the face overlay one came out. Screaming mobs are just not funny!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331886</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:53:25 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331886</guid><dc:creator>Erasmo, Northern CA</dc:creator><description>My teenage daughter and I find the Heineken robot girl ad especially creepy. &amp;nbsp;The idea that soulless, metallic female automatons might successfully sell beer to young males? Depressing. &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331889</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:54:24 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331889</guid><dc:creator>Elaine, Upstate NY</dc:creator><description>How about the one where the woman pulls a sanitary pad out of her purse and catches the water leaking from a water tower nearby? &amp;nbsp;She then runs her finger over the pad and says, &amp;quot;Gee, it's still dry&amp;quot; or something of the sort. &amp;nbsp;Totally gross</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331892</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:55:15 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331892</guid><dc:creator>lana, gilbert, az</dc:creator><description>Kicking trees - they are the opposite of tree huggers (vegetarians)</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331905</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:05:15 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331905</guid><dc:creator>Cool Joe</dc:creator><description>&amp;quot;Dogs Love Trucks!&amp;quot; &amp;nbsp;That commercial for Nissan (I think) was great. &amp;nbsp;In the background War's tune, &amp;quot;Lowrider&amp;quot; plays, while the lovable pooches jump on board for a bit of benevolent mischief!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331921</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:17:50 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331921</guid><dc:creator>Sheila S., Atlanta, GA</dc:creator><description>I hate the &amp;quot;have a happy period&amp;quot; ads from Always. That campaign had to come from men, because I can't for the life of me seeing women endorse it at all! I mean really....they are as bad as the Clear Blue Easy and Vagisil commercials. Have a happy period, indeed!!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331924</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:20:11 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331924</guid><dc:creator>Arlene, Albuquerque, NM</dc:creator><description>Guys seem to be so happy to have Viagra available for ED. &amp;nbsp;Now the experts say Viagra also leads to feelings of love (something in Viagra for women to sing about). &amp;nbsp;How many med are so commitment phobic that Viagra will stop advertising so constantly about ability and prowess?</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331935</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:26:36 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331935</guid><dc:creator>Sam, Austin, Texas</dc:creator><description>The Stanley Steemer doesn't belong on this list. &amp;nbsp;I thought it was pretty funny.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331936</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:27:25 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331936</guid><dc:creator>Carol, Hallandale Beach, FL</dc:creator><description>WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? &amp;nbsp;Advertisers must think we are stupid, deaf and dumb. &amp;nbsp;Funny is good but obnoxious destroys trust in their products and services. The worst for me are Capital One, Geico (prehistoric men) and Comcast. &amp;nbsp;I would never do business with these companies.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331944</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:33:03 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331944</guid><dc:creator>Larry Wasserman, Lake Forest, CA</dc:creator><description>What about the Bran commercial which shows construction site implied defication in the background while someone talks about the benefits of Bran cereal. That's my vote for tastless.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331951</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:36:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331951</guid><dc:creator>Ronald Stepp, Enterprise, Alabama</dc:creator><description>HeadOn, ah yes, how to market something that is 99% wax and claim it does wonders as long as you APPLY IT DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. . . APPLY IT DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. . . APPLY IT DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331962</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:41:29 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331962</guid><dc:creator>ben minneapolis</dc:creator><description>I'm just tired of every commercial break talking about crotches. Between all the E.D ones, genital warts/herpies, vagisil and flomax, I can't help but get AD Nausious. &lt;br&gt;By the way RLS ads, if there really was restless leg syndrome, and I actually had it...would I be sitting in front of the t.v. watching your ad late at night?</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331973</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:46:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331973</guid><dc:creator>Jason Yasment, LA CA</dc:creator><description>That Viva Viagra ad is soooooo unbelievably lame. My wife and I literally have switch the channel everytime it comes on. I mean, when the creative agency presented this to the client, do you think everyone in the room was thinking 'this is a winner'?! I'm blown away that it even made it past the idea phase..... </description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331992</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:53:30 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331992</guid><dc:creator>Bob C.  Dawsonville, GA</dc:creator><description>The worst commercial of all time is the new Pepsi ad with everyone yawning and sounding like cows lost in&lt;br&gt;a hurricane. I immediately change the channel or hit the mute when it's played. &amp;nbsp;I now know why I never drink Pepsi.&lt;br&gt;Bob</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#331995</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:55:49 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:331995</guid><dc:creator>Joe, Raleigh NC</dc:creator><description>A few years ago, I saw a McDonald's commercial that really shocked me. &amp;nbsp;It opens with a dad sitting on the couch. &amp;nbsp;His son comes up to him and says, &amp;quot;Dad, what's sex?&amp;quot; &amp;nbsp;Obviously surprised, the dad nods his head and leads the kid out the front door. &amp;nbsp;The commercial cuts away to the outside of a McDonald's. &amp;nbsp;The dad begins with a voiceover, &amp;quot;Well son, you see...&amp;quot; &amp;nbsp;Then we see the dad and son sitting in a window seat in the restaurant. &amp;nbsp;You can't hear what he's telling the kid, but you can tell the dad is trying to make this groundbreaking moment really understandable for his son. &amp;nbsp;Then, for the final scene, we are finally given table-side access to the conversation. &amp;nbsp;The dad finishes up his talk. &amp;nbsp;The boy then looks at his dad with a slight look of confusion, but still nods his head. &amp;nbsp;He then reaches over to his bookbag and pulls out a soccer sign-up sheet. &amp;nbsp;The camera focuses in on two checkboxes:&lt;br&gt;Sex - Male or Female. &amp;nbsp;Bam! &amp;nbsp;The dad realizes what his son was really asking. &amp;nbsp;He laughs and the commercial ends. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I haven't seen that commercial aired since. &amp;nbsp;Whenever I tell someone about it, they ask, &amp;quot;What channel were you watching?&amp;quot;</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#332003</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:58:58 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:332003</guid><dc:creator>pups3</dc:creator><description>I actually like the Stanley Steemer commercial--although I don't understand the someone-skinned-me-alive scream, either. As a dog owner, though, I understand the feeling behind it.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;My husband and I have decided that we would have been killed by our respective mothers if we had sprayed soda all over the kitchen like that kid in the paper towel commercial.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#332008</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 18:02:10 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:332008</guid><dc:creator>Lola, San Diego, CA</dc:creator><description>I absolutely abhor the Caveman commercials! &amp;nbsp;What is up with victimization????? &amp;nbsp;In a society that thinks it is owed so much, using victimization as a form of commercials is just wrong. &amp;nbsp;Just have him stand up and say &amp;quot;Take it Down&amp;quot;! &amp;nbsp;Act like a man instead of a mouse.....</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#332009</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 18:03:51 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:332009</guid><dc:creator>Allyson, Carlsbad, CA</dc:creator><description>What about the &amp;quot;Duh&amp;quot; car sales event? &amp;nbsp;That is a humiliating ad and ad campaign.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#332022</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 18:18:13 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:332022</guid><dc:creator>JLK, SLC UT</dc:creator><description>I agree with you on the tacky Viagra commercial. &amp;nbsp;I'm so sick of it. &amp;nbsp;I really don't care to hear about mens problems or womens problem on commercials. &amp;nbsp;Gag me.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#332025</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 18:19:28 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:332025</guid><dc:creator>Stacey Green</dc:creator><description>Oh, pooh, I LOVE the SpongeBob no pants commercial! &amp;nbsp;I guess because it is very much like something my hubby would do, so it strikes a sentimental chord.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Gotta agree on the two Skittles commercials, though. &amp;nbsp;Yuck!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#332027</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 18:19:51 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:332027</guid><dc:creator>Mary Grace, Oklahoma City, OK</dc:creator><description>How can you miss the Sonic Drive-In commercials with two guys sitting in a car at the drive-in acting like two eight-year old boys making &amp;quot;eight-year-old&amp;quot; remarks. Low-grade intelligence and they are shown constantly.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#332071</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 18:42:24 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:332071</guid><dc:creator>Dave &amp;amp;  Pat Sheren, Bloomfield Hills, MI</dc:creator><description>Regarding ads: &amp;nbsp;Did we hear correctly that General Motors Cadillac will be using Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, etc. as spokespeople in commercials to promote their car? &amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This is not the time, when a corp. is trying to improve their image and to attract a larger share of the market, to use people in ads who are divisive and will automatically alienate at least half of all prospective buyers. &amp;nbsp;Todays politics do not unite, no matter which side of an issue one takes. &amp;nbsp; This would be most detrimental to a corp. that needs to bring in new buyers.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;As former G.M. employees, this is a concern. &amp;nbsp;We have got a great product and we need to market it wisely. &amp;nbsp;One would hope G.M. will drop this idea....forget the political jokers and the jocks...do something with an image that denotes class, wealth, and exclusivity. &amp;nbsp; Jon Stewart and Colbert, while at least more current and cutting edge, would also be devisive and not appropriate for appealing to all. &amp;nbsp;</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#332101</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 19:02:17 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:332101</guid><dc:creator>B.C., Spokane, WA</dc:creator><description>The Viva paper towels commercial is one of the most ridiculous commercials I've ever seen. &amp;nbsp;If my kid sprayed me with orange soda, he wouldn't be able to sit down for a week. &amp;nbsp;What mom has that much time on her hands to have a water-fight with her son in the kitchen and then spend all day cleaning it up? &amp;nbsp;Completely unrealistic and moronic. Outside, playing with the hose, that's a completely different story.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#332139</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 19:25:32 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:332139</guid><dc:creator>Joan NY, NY</dc:creator><description>Concerning the Subaru commercial with the animals saying Ricky. &amp;nbsp;If you watch the commercial, when the Subaru comes up the mountain, just before the guy gets out, they show a close up of the license plate. It is a customized plate and says &amp;quot;Ricky&amp;quot;. &amp;nbsp;So the guy who got out of the car is &amp;quot;Ricky&amp;quot;.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#332212</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:00:47 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:332212</guid><dc:creator>Laura - Omaha NE</dc:creator><description>I really thought Burger King redeemed themselves with their ad featuring Homer Simpson THEN they use Krusty the Klown and the &amp;quot;King&amp;quot; OMG the &amp;quot;King&amp;quot; is even creepier animated! Get rid of the &amp;quot;King&amp;quot;</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#332419</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:11:18 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:332419</guid><dc:creator>Ad Aware</dc:creator><description>I have to agree that the dancing diarrhea, singing Viagra and &amp;quot;dump&amp;quot; truck ads are the worst. &amp;nbsp;Who's creating these things? &amp;nbsp;12-year-olds? &amp;nbsp;And what sort of so-called leaders at the respective companies approved them?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;How 'bout commercials that are repeated so often that they start to resemble a leftover fish - OK the first day, but P-U by the fifth or sixth! &amp;nbsp;The Head On ads are pretty bad, except that the latest ones seem to be poking fun at how annoying the earlier ones were. &amp;nbsp;And there's a local station that keeps repeating a Subaru ad with Sheryl Crow squawking &amp;quot;Everyday [sic] is a winding road&amp;quot; over and over ... and over and over. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;P.S. Hey Sheryl, get a dictionary. &amp;nbsp;Every day is two words, not one.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#332442</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:34:44 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:332442</guid><dc:creator>Terri, Maryville, TN</dc:creator><description>I hate the commercial for Diet Pepsi Max, where everybody is yawning like cows in some sort of warped chorus - ick! &amp;nbsp;Makes me want to avoid Pepsi products altogether!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#332447</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:36:53 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:332447</guid><dc:creator>Peter, San Rafael, CA</dc:creator><description>I think the Burger King one bothers me the most, because it's supposed to be supporting a kid's show tie-in. &amp;nbsp;It's like the ad agency is incapable of understanding that there are other demographics besides raunchy males, 18-30.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#332484</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 23:17:17 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:332484</guid><dc:creator>Lois, Carson City, NV</dc:creator><description>I'm a little uncertain how to respond to some of these responses. &amp;nbsp;I guess because I really don't feel all this shame and disgust regarding the human body. &amp;nbsp;The ads that hawk this product or that product to &amp;quot;assist&amp;quot; with daily functions can sometimes be humorous and sometimes a little tacky; but, I don't understand the &amp;quot;horror&amp;quot; they inspire in some of the responses I've read. &amp;nbsp;Peeing on a stick is how a home pregnacy test works; didn't you know that? &amp;nbsp;Females from about 12 years old to about 60 or so years old have menstrual cycles. &amp;nbsp;Why is this such a shocking secret that no one should know about or talk about? &amp;nbsp;Personally, I would LOVE to have a &amp;quot;happy period&amp;quot;. &amp;nbsp;I think it's rather nice that someone I don't know would wish me such a nice little thought. &amp;nbsp;As humans; we sweat, we pee, we evacuate, we smell bad sometimes, and sometimes we even have (sex)--or at least we would really like to if all our parts would work. &amp;nbsp;Why is it so horrible to make ads that speak to these issues? &amp;nbsp;We're humans not anatomically incorrect Ken and Barbie dolls. &amp;nbsp;Could ad agencies do a little better? &amp;nbsp;Most probably; but, to castigate all these ads just for being truthful about the foibles of the human condition seems to be a little sad.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#332514</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 23:53:02 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:332514</guid><dc:creator>Ellen Joyce, brockton, ma</dc:creator><description>I think the worst commercials of all time are the Burger King ads with the creepy looking king. He almost gave me nightmares.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#332616</link><pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2007 03:29:15 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:332616</guid><dc:creator>MJN</dc:creator><description>I have seen two commercials that had me wondering why they even put on TV.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;First, there are the Geico commercials with Warren Wallace. &amp;nbsp;This little obnoxious kid keeps saying that he enjoys putting his cousin, Mike Wallace (no, not the 60 Minutes guy), in the wall. &amp;nbsp;Question: &amp;nbsp;Why is Geico endorsing road rage?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Second, there is Ford hawking the Escape Hybrid. &amp;nbsp;It starts with Mike Rowe saying, &amp;quot;You didn't buy that sedan for excitement.&amp;quot; &amp;nbsp;Question: &amp;nbsp;Why would Ford say that their own sedans were boring?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Neither make any sense to me.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#332621</link><pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2007 03:44:40 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:332621</guid><dc:creator>Heidi, IL</dc:creator><description>Speaking of horrible skittles commercials, this one is just absolutely awful. &amp;nbsp;It's a singing rabbit. &amp;nbsp;It is SO creepy and doesn't make much sense either. &amp;nbsp;I don't know what Skittles is thinking with their ad campaign lately. &amp;nbsp;I hate this commercial!!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_new" href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZKWgSaF5mfE"&gt;http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZKWgSaF5mfE&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#332643</link><pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2007 04:35:31 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:332643</guid><dc:creator>Kathy Pullin, Seattle, Wa</dc:creator><description>I sometimes wonder if the ads don't come from disgruntled employees who hate their job, who are smart enough to present their ideas to executives &amp;nbsp;like it’s the best thing since sliced bread. &amp;nbsp;They know what they’ve written is offensive, disgusting or gross, but they also know how to con out of touch managers and get them to agree to the ad campaigns. &amp;nbsp; At least I hope that it’s something like this, because if it’s not the result of a con job, then we have boardrooms full of men and woman who actually believe that the term “peeing on a stick”, is a catchy ad slogan, or that milking a man as a good selling point for their product. &amp;nbsp; If that’s the case, I’m dumping cable and renting DVDs to get away from all this, because this is only the beginning. </description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#332834</link><pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2007 16:15:22 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:332834</guid><dc:creator>Percy, Austin, MN</dc:creator><description>To Ben in Minneapolis, who asked &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&amp;quot;By the way RLS ads, if there really was restless leg syndrome, and I actually had it...would I be sitting in front of the t.v. watching your ad late at night?&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The answer is yes, yes you would be up late at night. It's called RESTLESS Leg Syndrome because it prevents you from RESTING and getting any sleep.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#332847</link><pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2007 16:36:26 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:332847</guid><dc:creator>NYCGirl</dc:creator><description>I'd somehow 'missed' seeing the &amp;quot;Viva Viagra&amp;quot; commercial until now, and I have to say, I found it hysterical. </description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#333049</link><pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2007 04:19:05 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:333049</guid><dc:creator>Katie, California</dc:creator><description>&amp;quot;Viva Viagra&amp;quot; - Terrible. &amp;nbsp;I can't believe they did that to Elvis.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Enzyte commercials - ANNOYING. &amp;nbsp;I hate that smiling guy!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Skittles commercial with the guy getting milked - Yes, it's disgusting. &amp;nbsp;Really, really disgusting.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I guess my favorite worst commercial is the Stanley Steemer one with the dog rubbing his butt into the carpet. &amp;nbsp;I just about died laughing the first time I saw that, while my fiance was just staring at me as if I had lost my mind.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What ever happened to those Aspercreme commercials with the jingle, &amp;quot;You bet your sweet Aspercreme!&amp;quot;? &amp;nbsp;I think the wording got changed to something different (more rated G), but I had to laugh at that one.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#333167</link><pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2007 17:42:54 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:333167</guid><dc:creator>Cathy, Richmond, VA</dc:creator><description>All these are horribly. &amp;nbsp;One I've seen recently that's really disturbing on perhaps a more subtle level is the Valspar paint ad showing beautiful landscapes with holes cut out of them. &amp;nbsp;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_new" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL5q2HanzIA"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL5q2HanzIA&lt;/a&gt; &amp;nbsp;It just seems so emblamatic of what we're doing to the earth.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#333512</link><pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:37:25 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:333512</guid><dc:creator>Mandy</dc:creator><description>There's a commericial for a pregnancy test (Clearblue I think????). And it shows a stream of pee going onto the applicator while a man says something along the lines of &amp;quot;The most advanced thing you will ever pee on.&amp;quot;</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#333621</link><pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 04:11:43 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:333621</guid><dc:creator>Susan, Austin TX</dc:creator><description>Now that I've watched the vids, may I change my vote for worst commercial? &amp;nbsp;I earlier voted for the Wendy's tree-kickers (most stupid), but the Sour Skittles milking man is GROSS and rather creepy, as well as being stupid. &amp;nbsp;I have a partial bag of Sour Skittles which I now have to throw out. &amp;nbsp;Who could eat them after watching that horror? &amp;nbsp;I bet this is why I had so much trouble finding a store here that even carries Sour Skittles ...</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#333745</link><pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:48:08 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:333745</guid><dc:creator>Michelle, Portland, OR</dc:creator><description>The Viagara ad is especially inappropriate, considering that Elvis DIED from prescription drugs.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#333879</link><pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:02:56 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:333879</guid><dc:creator>DQ-Flower Mound, TX</dc:creator><description>My 15-year-old son saw the Viva Viagra commercial and asked, &amp;quot;If it works so well, and they all love it so much, why the heck are they together singing about it ???&amp;quot;--especially when they all have those dopey grins on their faces as the side effects are mentioned...</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#334898</link><pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:15:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:334898</guid><dc:creator>Mary, Fort Worth, TX</dc:creator><description>I don't know if anyone has already brought this up, but now that d.....ed Viagra commericial is on the Internet. &amp;nbsp;I just clicked to read an article on Fox Sports and there is was. &amp;nbsp;There's no getting away from it.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#335216</link><pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 00:42:18 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:335216</guid><dc:creator>Lidia F, Toronto, Ontario</dc:creator><description>Well, one thing I can say is that some people (eg Joshua) take all this stuff just a leeetle too seriously. I'm not offended by the Viagara ad, really it made no impression on me whatsoever, which is really bad in the world of advertising (I know because I work for an ad agency). The one ad I agree is terrible is &amp;quot;Spongebob NoPants,&amp;quot; mostly because it's simply not funny. I understand that it's a terrible joke told by a dorky dad (oh, how original, a dorky dad), but it falls so flat it's just sad. &lt;br&gt;I think the &amp;quot;Rabbit's foot&amp;quot; insurance ad is really well shot and acted and written, but like a previous commenter, the problem is it does nothing to promote the brand it's advertising. I remember insurance, but what company? A great ad that fails at its ultimate purpose.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#335692</link><pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 13:50:06 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:335692</guid><dc:creator>Alison Norman, Baltimore, MD</dc:creator><description>the McDonalds add where the vacuous twit lists off her to-do list and includes a breast exam... whereby her nasty boyfriend turns and looks at her like he's determining whether or not she can smell his fart. yuck! pure trash.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#338074</link><pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 17:10:23 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:338074</guid><dc:creator>Jenny, South Carolina</dc:creator><description>Not sure if it's been mentioned, but I like the beer commercial (BudLite I think) where there's only one left and they play rock, paper, scissors - and one guy throws a rock at the other! &amp;nbsp;Hilarious! &amp;nbsp;Reminds me of the old cell phone as a person protection device ads. &amp;nbsp;My fave of all time is still the one where the lady in the window predicts there will be cats everywhere just before the milk truck tips over. </description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#338834</link><pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 22:28:52 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:338834</guid><dc:creator>Jim Utica</dc:creator><description>The Affordable Furniture spot is the most outrageous, ridiculous, dumpest, fattest commercial I ever saw</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#340127</link><pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:52:32 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:340127</guid><dc:creator>John, Memphis, TN</dc:creator><description>Any of the new AT&amp;amp;T wireless internet card commercials with the idiot British guy standing in a pond, lake, bush, etc. with a laptop. &amp;nbsp;I want to kick that guy in the nuts every time I see him.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#343333</link><pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2007 06:10:35 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:343333</guid><dc:creator>Jim Starnes   Traverse City, MI</dc:creator><description>I don't know if there really is a &amp;quot;worst&amp;quot; commercial since the whole spectra of TV advertising, including the talent-challenged makers of them, has become such an intrusive, vulgar, and brainless exercise in time-wasting that we all would like them to just become endangered and then extinct. &amp;nbsp;Car ads have always been boring. &amp;nbsp;Medicine ads are sickening and tasteless. &amp;nbsp;Celebrity endorsements are not believeable. &amp;nbsp;Alcohol ads tell only the &amp;quot;fun&amp;quot; half of the story. &amp;nbsp;All political ads are baloney. &amp;nbsp;The incessant need for networks to run promos of their other shows, during the one you're watching, is highly annoying and I could go on (as most anybody could) but I'm getting nauseated. &amp;nbsp;If I had to pick one group of commercials that really gets me riled, though, it would be the class-selective &amp;nbsp;&amp;quot;comfortable retirement&amp;quot; hogwash pushed by people we're meant to believe are former hippies who saw the light (after making their millions) and are now telling you that after those wonderful years of 60's anti-establishment anarchy, it's now time to move to Hawaii and boogaloo with affluent friends, expensive wine, hot sex with your still-perfect mate, and golf all day long. &amp;nbsp;We were all flower children, weren't we? &amp;nbsp;I was in Vietnam at the time so don't get upset when I tell you I'd like to clean (&amp;quot;I'm so cool&amp;quot;) Dennis Hopper's clock. &amp;nbsp;And let's leave Spencer Davis out of it, okay?</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#365211</link><pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:23:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:365211</guid><dc:creator>Shannon, Bay Area</dc:creator><description>You need to mention those horrible Carl's Jr. Ads. Basically any Carl's Jr. Ad qualifies but especially the flat buns one that is on every 5 seconds.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#387583</link><pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 23:48:15 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:387583</guid><dc:creator>Anne Doucette Charlottetown, PEI Canada</dc:creator><description>Regarding the worst commercials of the year I vote for the Clear Blue home pregnancy ads. &amp;nbsp;As a woman of childbearing age, as well as most of my close friends, this is one product I will NEVER purchase. &amp;nbsp;&amp;quot;The most advanced technology you'll ever pee on...&amp;quot; come on....Crass. &amp;nbsp;I would like to know where to write to have it removed from the air! When I first saw the commercial I thought it was one of those joke commercials from Subway that pretend to be about something else. &amp;nbsp;Bad, very bad. &amp;nbsp;Someone should be fired over this one...or at least peed on!!!!!!!!!!!!!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#405420</link><pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:41:58 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:405420</guid><dc:creator>Seth Darvick</dc:creator><description>Hi,&lt;br&gt;Honestly, I thought that the Orville Redenbacher resurrection was by far the worst on TV until I saw the Wendy's commercials. Someone should kick the Wendy's exec in the nuts that's responsible for green lighting this campaign. Absolutely no appetite appeal or ny other type of appeal. </description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#434841</link><pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2007 18:47:11 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:434841</guid><dc:creator>Phil Frankland, St Eustache, Quebec, Canada</dc:creator><description>I regret to inform you Americans that the Canadian Viagra ad where the participants talk in what I call &amp;quot;gobbledegook&amp;quot; is MUCH more insulting to the audience. &amp;nbsp;It is undoubtedly the most stupid ad I have ever seen. &amp;nbsp;It really gets to me that people get PAID for these things. Of course, the very fact that we are talking about it is looked on as a &amp;quot;positive&amp;quot; to the advertizing company. </description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#437985</link><pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:04:02 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:437985</guid><dc:creator>Seth D.</dc:creator><description>OK, so kicking trees is the opposite of being a tree hugger. So what? No one gets it and even if they do...it's still has absolutely no appetite appeal what so ever. It looks like an ad for a twisted Pippie Longstocking. The ad agency guys must think they're doing a nifty job--but they deserve to be fired. Poor Dave Thomas.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#452375</link><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:46:02 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:452375</guid><dc:creator>eddy a, ON</dc:creator><description>Ok....how about the new international language of Viagra commercials where the guys are talking in their own stupid Viagra language to each other. Give me a break, their not even remotely funny....&amp;quot;Viagra monkey chump dingle chuck&amp;quot;....what the hell is going on? Why do these ad people think this is funny? &amp;nbsp; </description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#605619</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:35:46 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:605619</guid><dc:creator>kim heehler, cumming GA</dc:creator><description>I &amp;quot;LOVED&amp;quot; the Clear Blue Pregnancy Ad where the guy says&amp;quot;It's the most sofisticated piece of tehcnology &amp;nbsp;you will ever pee on!&amp;quot; &amp;nbsp;That was the BEST Ad I have ever seen! Mad Props for the person who thought of it! Too bad there are idiots out there who find that offensive! The new one is funny too...but not nearly as funny as it was before they HAD to change it!</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#980330</link><pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 05:08:13 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:980330</guid><dc:creator>Bob A</dc:creator><description>I saw that McDonald's &amp;quot;what's sex&amp;quot; commercial and thought it was hilarious...my guess is that it didn't go over in the &amp;quot;heartland.</description></item><item><title>Watch some of the worst commercials on-air</title><link>http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/23/330609.aspx#1029203</link><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 05:39:37 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:1029203</guid><dc:creator>Mark, Louisville, KY</dc:creator><description>I think probably the saddest of these is the David Groh Skittles ad. &amp;nbsp;It's sad because his death in February means that that ad was the last thing he was seen in.</description></item></channel></rss>